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Dirty Facts of Life on shelves November 25, 2008

Adult Source Media has taken Abigail Productions and added it to their current line-up of unique niche movies. Adult Source Media is excited to begin distribution with the lesbian parody of the 80’s sitcom The Facts of Life, which was recently featured on Entertainment Tonight, E! Network’s The Soup, TMZ, and in Entertainment Weekly.

The Dirty Facts of Life, written by Lee Roy Myers, is a kinky and wild twist on the relationships between the girls of the Eastwood School and their lesbian housemother Mrs. Garris. The girls get scared when they suspect Mrs. Garris of going straight after a visit by the plumber. Together they devise a plan to win her back to her lesbian roots by seducing her. Througho ut the day Mrs. Garris defends herself against their sexual advances in the name of good housekeeping. But in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy.

Directed by Oren Cohen, The Dirty Facts of Life stars Racquel Devine, Jordan Kingsley, Jada Fire, Annabelle Lee, Lindsey Meadows and Lexi Bardot.
ABOUT ABIGAIL PRODUCTIONS:
Founded in 2004, Abigail Productions was created as a forum to represent lesbian porn with quality and honesty and where the directing team can showcase lesbian erotic experiences and sexual fantasies for everyone to identify with and where all viewers are encouraged to enjoy the art of erotica. Today, Abigail Productions stands for quality, sensual chemistry while being drenched with authentic sexual experiences. The Abigail Productions teams write real scripts, uses real storylines, hire actors who enjoy what they’re doing and are allowed to hand pick a filming partner in order to capture the most passion and chemistry for the films.

First of Harmony Films’ AVN Awards Show Golden Tickets in Stores Now
with Release of ‘Young Harlots: Dirty Secrets’

VAN NUYS, Calif. — Harmony Films kicks off its AVN Awards Show Golden
Ticket campaign with today’s release of “Young Harlots: Dirty
Secrets,” giving its fans a once in a lifetime chance to rub elbows
with the elite of the adult industry.

The company will include eight golden tickets in its November and
December releases, including the Gazzman-directed “Young Harlots:
Dirty Secrets” starring Carmel Moore, Robyn Truelove, Poppy Morgan and
others, Strangelove’s “Ladies of Pleasure” later this month, as well
as “Nymphomaniac: Bobbi Starr” and “Tanya Hyde Sex Maniac” next month.

Gazzman, one of adult’s most celebrated and awarded international
directors, and Bobbi Starr, considered to be among today’s most
memorable performers and star of “Nymphomaniac,” will host the fans
who find Golden Tickets in their purchased copies of the titles at
Harmony Films’ AVN Awards table.

“Our fan base in the US is growing tremendously and it’s only gotten
bigger since we’ve started distributing our own product in the
states,” Jason Maskell, sales and marketing manager of Harmony Films,
said. “Our fans are as much a part of our success as Bobbi and
Gazzman, and we’re excited to give eight of them the chance to share
in the unique experience of celebrating with us at the AVN Awards
Show.”

American distributors may contact Linda Alcala at 877-641-5300 ext.
256 or 818-989-1570, 818-989-1580 (fax) and linda@harmonyuk.com for
orders.

To discuss accounts, contact Jason Maskell at +44-208-559-2736 or
email jason@harmonyuk.com.

Harmony Films’ myspace page can be found at www.myspace.com/harmonyfilms.

For media inquiries, contact Plan 9 Media Group at media@plan9mediagroup.com.

Dave Naz is back with with what’s sure to be a classic in the spirit of the 70’s Blaxploitation genre.

Foxy Cinema Starlets Britney Stevens, Ashley Blue, Tori Black, Whitney Stevens & Jada Fire get nasty with Soul Cinema Superstars Tyler Knight, Mr Marcus, Julius Ceazher, Tony T & Gorgous Drae. Special appearances by: the Legendary Veronica Hart & Dirty Harry. Classic cars, clothing & decor reminiscent of the sleaziest of 70’s porn and a soundtrack by The Dirtbombs.

Teagan Presley Pumps Up the Fans as The Teagan XXXPress Tour Hits Philadelphia

November 13, 2008

Newly named Penthouse Pet for January 2009 Teagan Presley makes her long-awaited debut in Philadelphia as part of Cheerleaders three-day Grand Re-Opening event.  Fresh off her win at Nightmoves 2008 as Best Feature Dancer, Presley promises bigger and better shows with each outing as part of her 2008-2009 Teagan XXXPress Tour. Presley appears at Cheerleaders on Wednesday, November 19th, for one night only, with three shows.

“I have fans all of the country, many whom I’ve had the pleasure of meeting at various conventions, and many with whom I can’t wait to meet.  I’ve had fans asking me since I started featuring to come to Philly, and I’m proud to be a part of the Cheerleaders Grand Re-Opening festivities.”

The Cheerleaders appearance marks Presley’s first public event since being named Pet for January 2009, and fans with keen eyes will notice two new items in Teagan’s possession, the prize Penthouse Pet Key necklace and the identical key tattooed on the right side of her rib cage with the Roman numerals “MMIX,” commemorating her 2009 Pet centerfold.  “I know many fans aren’t into tattoos, and I promised I wasn’t getting any more as I certainly don’t want to be covered, BUT Penthouse Pet means so much to me, I wanted it to be a part of me permanently,” Teagan says of her latest, and according to her, final body art. “The ribs are brutal, and I cried from start to finish.  The end result I love though, and I think many fans will like it also.”

Show times are available by calling Cheerleaders at (215) 467-1980 or emailing info@cheerleadersweb.com.  Presley will be available for autographed 8×10’s, DVD’s, and personal digital photographs with Teagan herself after each show.  Resident DJs DJ Bam Bam and DJ Joe will be tearing it up all night long, and table service is available by contacting Alicia at (215) 467-1980 or by emailing the above email.

Cheerleaders Philadelphia is located at 2740 S. Front Street, and is open until 2AM nightly.  Must be 21 with valid ID.  Teagan Presley can be seen each and every week on AdultBluReview.com, featuring brand new masturbation videos updated weekly, and can be reached on MySpace at myspace.com/teaganunleashed.

 Time to wakey wakey. With some short skirts, and blue eye shadow, BR will get you going this morning…

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Gene Ross: Head Completely Up His Ass… Again… 
Current mood: Bemused

Gene Ross has come a long way from his beginnings running a trophy shop in Philly. Time was, he had customers, clients and responsibility. Now all he has to do is stir up shit day-in and day-out. Really, that’s his one true gift; dispensing fresh manure with a vituperative skill that would make a Holstein blush.
There’s a long history of bad blood between Gene & I. For about two years, I, along with Paul Fishbein, Mark Kernes and a few of my close friends, were top-of-the-pops on the hit-list when Gene and Luke Ford were out to exorcise AVN from the adult business nearly a decade ago. Between the two of them, they did everything they could to wreck all of our lives (well, everything that didn’t involve more effort than simply typing up whatever nonsense popped into their pointy – or, in Gene’s case, well-carpeted – heads).
Luckily it became quickly apparent that both Gene and Luke were completely irrelevant and, like athlete’s foot, if properly treated (i.e. ignored), would go away. The first time I saw Gene in person post-fusillade was a few years later when he showed up to cover a Lauren Phoenix project I was shooting camera on. We said not a word to each other, and he didn’t mention me when he wrote it up. Since that time Gene and I have had an unspoken, tacit agreement to essentially pretend the other didn’t exist.
Until today.
 
This industry being the gossipy communal equivalent of Gladys Kravitz, Kylie and I got a few calls when Gene posted a juicy piece about a recent shoot that rented our place as a location. According to the article, Kylie – who Gene sez was banging John Strong on the side during that rental, even though she wasn’t in the movie – was not only bad-mouthing me and SexZ Pictures and just about everyone else in the industry, she was digging up little bits of gossip from 2001 to bitch about all over again.
There’s only one problem. It’s bullshit. Kylie wasn’t here. At all. She wasn’t even in the county; hadn’t even slept here Monday night. She was in Rosamund, CA working on an Adam & Eve movie Gene claims I was directing (long-distance, apparently).
Audrey Hollander – who actually was here that day – even made a point of asking where Kylie was, and made me promise to tell Kylie she wants to work with her (Incidentally, Audrey, I passed it along and she blushed).
I would say I’m surprised by the foolishness of the whole thing, but I’m not. Style over substance has always been Gene’s trademark. His patience for fact-checking begins and ends at how much dust he thinks he can kick up with any given story. In that regard, I’m adding fuel to the fire by posting even this, but really, this isn’t a response to Gene. It’s to those of you I’ve been telling for years not to believe ANYTHING posted on Gene’s site.
It’s myth. It’s fantasy. You’d have better luck trying to catch a leprechaun or believing in unicorns. Here’s an example of something posted – at length – shouted from Gene’s digital soapbox that is patently, demonstrably, and easily proven to be untrue. There are more than a dozen people from two different sets who can be contacted to verify that it didn’t happen.
It’s not just a lie; it’s a stupid lie, bordering on retarded. That doesn’t make it unique among Gene’s postings, it simply makes it one of the rare occasions where it’s a black-and-white fact that can be proven.
So for those of you who love to believe Gene’s happy crap, let me give you a quick primer on a man I worked with for years (I would never claim to “know” Gene as I believe Gene fancies himself to be dark and unknowable, and goes to great lengths to create his public persona).
First off, there is no “Grand Vizier.” He’s a front. A blind. A convenient fiction to allow Gene to shit on people who consider Gene to be a friend while maintaining plausible deniability. He did it in his final months at AVN when he was feeding gossip to Luke Ford (go back and look up the posts from “Clemenza”), and he did it again to Rob Black and Tom Byron when he got bored at Extreme Associates and starting posting inside gossip from there as retaliation when they began to shut him out (don’t take a viper unto your bosom, boys). This is Gene’s S.O.P. Don’t fall for it.
Also remember, no matter who you are, Gene is not your friend. Gene used to expound at great length about how no one in this business is really your friend, ever. Everyone is out to get you all the time. Y’see, Gene has this romantic notion of himself as the hard-boiled newsman from a Dashiell Hammett novel who sees friends as luxury detrimental to honesty. To Gene, people are a commodity, nothing more. It always made me feel slightly sorry for Gene because truly I’ve never met anyone as utterly alone as he is.
Lastly, always remember that, to Gene, accuracy is nothing but an impediment to drama, and truth is a flawed concept suitable only for lesser mortals. I can’t tell you how many times Gene came out of his office at AVN with some piece of gossip, giddy with the prospect of calling the target to get their side, knowing it would set off a flame war (before anyone had coined that term) he could dine out on for weeks.
Gene’s greatest – perhaps his only – joy in life is setting people at each other’s throats and sitting back to watch the furor grow. For him there is no greater pleasure than instigating and nurturing ill-will. If you’ve been slandered on Gene’s page, I encourage you not to write to him in response. As long as he can get a rise out of you, he will never, ever stop. For that reason, you won’t see this incident mentioned here again.
If you must respond – and I felt this occasion was worthy – do it like this. You see, I copyright this blog, and since Gene makes income from his site, he can’t cut and paste this and claim fair use. If he uses it without my permission, I can force him to take it down, and if he doesn’t, I get to sue him and his hosting company.
Winner!
The most he can do if you follow suit is link to you, which means you know you’re getting your side of the story out there. And really, that’s the point, right? If you can’t ignore it, at least you can control it.
I also recommend a hearty dose of what I’m doing right now: shake your head and laugh.
Copyright ©2008, Bryn Pryor   (aka Eli Cross)

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Final: The Grand Vizier’s Notes from the Diabolic Set; Lawsuit Pending Against Eli Cross, Adam & Eve
In the course of the conversations I was having with the Grand Vizier the last couple of days, he was telling me about a Diabolic shoot Tuesday which caused so much buzz that porn people who were there as performers were calling from the set and gossiping with friends on the outside about it.

“It was shot at Kylie Ireland’s loft,” says The Vizier. “And apparently Ireland, who was not performing, was having a thing with Jon Strong off camera. And the shit she was talking was unbelievable. And Strong added the fact that Skeeter Kerkove was a loser.”

“Ireland next is talking to Strong about Eli Cross, that the gravy train is running out and that she’s working again because they need the money,” the Vizier continues.

“Ireland was also talking about how when she was down and out and lost her job at VCA, Jonathan Morgan next ripped her off.

“It was about that time that Chloe hooked Kylie up with Eli Cross,” The Vizier continues. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=30634

“This is how desperate it got and what Kylie relayed to Jon Strong,” The Vizier continues. “Kylie said that Bo Kenney had Eli do a black girl movie and Eli put her in it. This was to get the extra paycheck for Kylie. Eli had her doing a b-g-g scene, with another black girl. The whole movie is about black girls and Kylie’s the only white girl in it. To put her in it makes no sense, but Kylie told Jon Strong that’s how bad it got.”

“Kylie is hugely depressed about Eli because she thought it would last forever,” adds The Vizier. “She was obviously in the mood to talk. Kylie then asked Strong what he was up to and he told her how he was shooting content and had his gig at Red Light but that they’ve cut a lot of corners and that Mark Wood and Francesca Le are getting the most money.”

[Kylie will probably have a little more to be depressed about because there’s word of a pending lawsuit against Cross coming from Sex Z Pictures. Cross was supposed to be under exclusive contract as a producer and director to Sex Z but was caught directing a movie for Adam & Eve which will also be named in the suit. Cross tried to have Ren Savant be the front man on the project, but Cross wound up telling Savant everything he wanted done. And people even heard Kylie Ireland yelling at Cross through closed doors about the fact he wasn’t supposed to be directing. Jeff Mullen who does the p.r. for Sex Z, tells me he wasn’t aware of these developments.]

Also, according to the Vizier’s information, Rebecca Linares was a paid performer on the Diabolic shoot but was also doing Strong off camera in front of the makeup artist. And Linares was supposedly telling everyone how Chris Streams’ mortgage payment was $6,000 a month and that he lost his ass on the Gina Lynn interactive movie but still has to promote it as though it still made money.

The movie was subject of a thread on ADT where Streams said he paid Gina Lynn something like $40,000 to be in it.

“But by the time he was through, the costs were more like $85,000 with duplication,” says The Vizier.

“And Chris Streams doesn’t want Rebecca Linares fucking people off camera for fun. Linares made it very clear that Streams was of the belief that he’s the best pornographer in the world and did everything original before everybody and Jules Jordan was lucky to have him. Linares said she was only in it for the money and that Streams was her man.”

 From http://www.sandiego6.com

Reported by: Jim Patton

He was a career military man, decorated in Vietnam. Married for 22 years, a father and grandfather.
So how and why after all of that, did this San Diegan take a mid-life life turn that now has the 68-year-old known as “America’s Oldest Working Porn Star?”

“I mean look at me, I’m short, fat, bald, not particularly good looking, I’m overweight… and I’m a porn star?” says a bemused Dave Cummings.

He speaks with ease about his profession and about the law, and then delights like a wild teenager in pointing out the sex scenes that have been performed on almost every square inch of his University City condo. And if you think he’s a dirty old man — he’ll agree.
“Yeah! I’m a pervert. And you know what? I think there’s a lot of other people out there,” wagers Dave, “The one’s that are saying we’re perverts and ‘that’s terrible, those slime balls, those scum bags,’ they’re fantasizing too, but they don’t want to let you know.”

For Dave, that’s the real perversion. He considers himself an honest man who has long led an honorable life. He was a unit commander during the Tet offensive in Vietnam. He was awarded a bronze star and after 25 years in the Army, retired as a Lt. Colonel. He holds a Masters in Public Administration and raised two children with a wife of 22 years.

So how did this apparent poster child for conservatism become a porn star? Dave says, after his marriage ended in his mid-40’s, friends at a swinger’s party invited him to the set of an amateur adult video production where his job was to hold a light.

“Long story short, the guy couldn’t do the money shot,” explains Dave. “I was drafted to do the money shot. The next day I was in two amateur scenes and a month later I’m in ‘The Devil And Ms. Jones - Part Five’ doing the thing with Julie Ashton.”

He’s now been in more than 1000 sex scenes, including hundreds he’s produced at his condo and numerous outside jobs.

As for acceptance outside the porn world, Dave says people generally have a sense of humor about what he does.

Moxxie Maddron Screws Her Fans - Literally!

HellHouse Media Contract Starlet Offers Deal of a Lifetime to Lucky Site Member

(Seattle, Wa) - Fresh off her Best New Starlet win at Nightmoves, HellHouse Media Contract Star Moxxie Maddron is ready to take it to the next level - and fuck her fans. The buxom raven coiffed seductress once again proves her insatiable sex drive by announcing that she will select one lucky member of her website a month to shoot a sex scene with her, starting in November.

“It’s something that I’ve dreamt of doing since the very first day in the business,” confesses Moxxie. “I get all wet and tingly when I think about one of my hardcore fans sliding their hard cock all the way up in me. It’s so naughty!”

The winning member will perform in a scripted sex scene, shot on location in the Los Angeles area. The resulting scene will be used on Moxxie’s website as well as possibly in a future DVD release.

“Once again Moxxie has gone above and beyond our wildest expectations with this idea,” explains HellHouse CEO Ty Gonty. “She has impressed us with not only her commitment to this company but her positively filthy imagination as well. This is one of those moments fans will not want to miss out on!”

Fans are being encouraged to write in to Moxxie, explaining why they think they should win this amazing opportunity and what they plan on doing in the scene. Moxxie will then select a winner, based off of the most creative and erotic answers sent in. HellHouse reminds fans that no matter how excited they are they should remember to always be respectful and to keep their suggestions legal, safe, and sane. For a complete list of contest rules please visit: http://www.moxxiemaddron.com.