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MAY 30 - JUNE 10, 2006
Showtime's Family Business Brawl
(Chatsworth, CA) -- This week’s episode of Family Business might give one of Showtime’s other popular programs, Championship Boxing, a run for its money. On the set of one of Cousin Stevie’s “Pussy Party” movies, a brawl erupts between 2 of the movie’s stars, Dillan Lauren and Ava Vincent. Edited versions of the fight have been floating around the internet for months, however this will be the first time the battle can be seen unedited and uncensored. Showtime will air this week’s episode of Family Business on Friday June 9th at 11:30pm, Saturday June 10th at 11:30pm and Sunday at midnight.
JENNA JAMESON AND HER CLUBJENNA GIRLS TO STAR AT EXXXOTICA ~ MIAMI BEACH JUNE 9th – 11th AT MIAMI BEACH CONVENTION CENTER
Cultural icon Jenna Jameson and her ClubJenna Girl protégés will be the stars of EXXXOTICA ~ Miami Beach, a sexy expo to be held at the Miami Beach Convention Center starting Friday, June 9th through Sunday, June 11th. Guests at the expo can meet Ms. Jameson from 6-8pm Friday and on Saturday from 4-6pm and can meet ClubJenna Girls Brea Bennett, Jesse Capelli, McKenzie Lee and Sophia Rossi from noon to 4pm on Friday and from 6-8pm on Saturday. They will sign autographs and chat with fans in Hall C of the convention center. Ms. Jameson, who recently surpassed Britney Spears as “the most popular celebrity on the Internet” according to Zoo magazine, is also one of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. She is also the New York Times best-selling author of “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.” “We love Miami and we’re excited about meeting our fans there,” said Ms.Jameson. “Celebrating everything sexy is a great theme for an expo and in fact, it’s a great way to lead your life.” Guests at EXXXOTICA ~ Miami Beach will also be able to enjoy screenings at the expo’s erotic film festival, plus onstage entertainment featuring burlesque, bondage and fetish performances, an erotic art pavilion, hot body contests, product giveaways and much more.
Xcitement Magazine, Xcitement.com & CindisNakedTruth.com will have a large booth in the back toward the entertainment stage, # 623, come back and visiti us! We will have games, prizes, free PPPcards (which give you an anonymous 24 hour membership on sites like ClubJenna), stars like Mason Storm, Jennifer Steele and dance duo Wildfire, an airbrush artist painting bodies and much more!
Hi Cindi,
I read that you were gving away some tickets to Exxxotica Miami on your site. I feel I deserve these free tickets because I need some new sexual excitement in my life...I have been married for 4 years now and me and my hubby need to "spice" things up as they say. Our sex life is pretty hot, but maybe if we get to go to the convention, we can kick things up to the next level of hotness.....Maybe find some swingers....or some new toys and lube to try...and with the money I save from having to BUY tickets, I can buy some new DVD's....and after seeing all those porn stars, you know my man won't be able to keep his hands off me.....I am pretty cute.....
SO PLEEEESE Cindi....my most favorite Cindi ever...the bestest x-rated writer EVER!!!!....please help your new Miami Buddy score some free tickets to Exxxotica....as well as you know....SCORE!!!!
Hope to hear from ya......
Mari
You got it Mari, come by and say hi, we will be at booth 623!
(Chatsworth, Ca)- Sin City Entertainment announced earlier today that performer Gina Austin would be retiring from doing hardcore effective immediately.
“We have appreciated the work she has done for the company thus far and wish her the best of luck in all of her future endeavors,” said Sin City General Manager Scott Justice.
Gina Austin, a Penthouse Pet who signed exclusive to the company less than a year ago, has been featured in several popular titles, including ROCK HARD by Barrett Blade and the newly released DREAM TEENS 5 from fellow contract star Hannah Harper.
“I’m satisfied with the boy girl work that I’ve done but I want to focus on softer stuff now and magazine layouts,” said Gina. “I love everyone at Sin City and always will.”
(CL- This usually happens when a porn star gets a steady boyfriend and he doesn't want her doing any other guys. I don't know if this is the case with Gina, but I will try and find out.)
Available on newsstands now, the goddess of glam not only appears on the cover, but is featured in an 8 page spread and interview.
FHM is the fastest growing men's magazine in both the US and UK -- and Tera Patrick was recently on the cover of the UK version, one of it’s best selling issues this year. According to Sam Barclay, executive editor of FHM’s US edition, the decision to put Tera on the July cover was immediate after the editors saw the arresting images of Tera photographed by Perry Hagopian. According to Barclay, Tera’s July cover is one of the sexiest FHM covers ever.
Manager/Husband Evan Seinfeld thinks that Tera’s appearance on the front cover is a testament that adult is becoming more and more accepted and is glad that Tera is not looked at as only an adult film star, but a major mainstream personality.
Tera, who is still in awe of the fact that she was chosen for the cover, is extremely honored and said.
“At this point I am still speechless, modeling has always been my first love and I have always wanted to be on the cover of FHM, my dreams have now officially been fulfilled. I am extremely honored to have been chosen among so many talented and beautiful women. I feel as though I have truly crossed over to mainstream and look at this as one of the largest accomplishments in my career to date. I am so happy and can’t wait to promote the magazine at upcoming appearances.”
(CL- Come see Tera this weekend at the Miami Beach convention center at the convention eXXXoticaMiami.com)
It is hard to type with hooves! Let me try to answer all the questions!
Hay Horth!
I love animals!
Me too, but mostly horses and donkeys. Democrats will do until I can find a nice ass (donkey).
Welcome! Are you male or female?
Male
Are you into pony girls?
I have no idea who/what they/those are. Are they girls who do horses or Sybians?
Have you ever been horsewhipped?
Yes, and it freaking hurt. It was partly responsible for my racing career decline.
Hogtied?
Nope. But that one picture of Jenna Haze tied up is exceptional.
How do you feel about bridles? Yes, and it freaking hurt. It was partly responsible for my racing career decline.
Saddles?
Okay, so I think you are asking about a riding saddle and not a Sybian. If the saddle has a pad under it, it is not too uncomfortable. So I can be ridden if I think there is a meal in it for me.
Are you okay with that stuff or do you think it is degrading?
Of course its degrading, but everyone and everything in the world has a job to do. Secretariat did it, War Admiral did it, Sea Biscuit did it. Yeah, I am okay with it.
Would you consider yourself a submissive?
In that I let someone ride me? I guess. Over than that, nope.
Have you ever been diapered and bottle fed?
There are some humiliating pictures of me when I was a foal. They always come out when I bring a date home to see mom and dad. I just want to die!
Seems like there are a lot of fetishes you may wish to explore.
Mostly nuns or donkeys.
Feel free to tell me all about yourself... I'd love to introduce you to my readers.
Work is ongoing (and slow). FishGoneBad.com is backlogged with Big Island Casino, The illegal aliens, and Big Island Transportation Security Administration. My cartoon is a ways off. Here is a short blurb.
I was living my life out in a pasture when I was horsenapped and ended up at an animal rescue facility. It was really a front for some French people trying to sell me off as horse steaks (cheval steaks) to the French people. As I was about to loaded into a trailer, a news crew showed up with a veterinarian. All the horses were taken to the veterinarians for a check up. As I was incontinent, I went to a horspital where they specialize in treating incontinent horses. As I live in a time in the very near future, healthcare is very expensive, and since vets can take care of animals, their group of horsepitals also are allowed to administer trauma care to humans.
I digress a little, because of crappy outcome based education in the US, where everyone is allowed to be anything they want, everyone is a doctor, or surgeon. The only doctors anyone goes to are the illegal aliens (from Mexico) who bribed US officials into letting them practice medicine in the lower 48 states. Yes, they may kill you, but it beats paying real money to see someone who actually went to school. What makes things more interesting is that since the illegal aliens have taken over healthcare, the insurance companies will only provide you with the lowest cost healthcare, so if you want healthcare to be paid for by your insurance, it is either a veterinarian in a horspital, or an alien.
Now back to my life, so there I am trying to dodge getting a garden hose sized catheter showed up my penis when I hear some man yelling in the other room. He had been in a car accident. He had sustained a broken leg, and some kind of head injury. Since it would be some time before he would be able to walk, they catheterized him with a horse sized catheter and he screamed out in pain. HIs horsepiltal doctor told him that he bandaged his head, and catheterized him, and he might be able to fix his leg, but only if the insurance company okayed treatment. The insurance company only gave approval for the bandage and catheter. The cost of fixing the man's leg was too much, so he would have to given "shotgun therapy" and put down. The vet climbed up on the gurney and aimed a shotgun at the man's face and the man wrestled with the vet. "I gotta put you down for your own good!" he shouted. "I want a second opinion!" the injured man yelled back. So the vet got down off the man's gurney and called the $8/hour insurance customer service representative (CSR) in India. The CSR listened politely, and then with her most proper English, told the vet that allowing a second opinion would have to come out of HIS pocket. So the vet decided to put the man down again.
All of a sudden, the vet tech shoved that catheter into the tip of my penis and it startled me and I ran into the room with the injured man, trying not to get euthanized. As I galloped past (I can run fast when I am scared), the man jumped off the gurney and onto my back. This scared me even more and I must have pissed out 50 gallons! With the man on my back I ran out of the Horsepital and hid in the back of the horsepital ambulance. My knees were knocking and I made a pretty big mess. The injured man got off of me and got into the front of the ambulance and started it up. VRooom! it sounded and the man shoved it into reverse. I slipped forward with the motion and was practically in the front seat with him. "Thit down horth!" he yelled at me with his bandaged head and lisp. "Thit down you thupid horth!", he yelled again. So I sat down in the bucket seat next to him as we jammed down the road...ah hoof cramp. Got to stop typing.
Include some pictures.
There are some on my myspace page.
How do you feel about pissing videos?
I do that all the time on a lot of peoples pages!
Would you appear in one???
I do that all the time on a lot of peoples pages.
If you have sex with another horse on video is that a XXXmovie, or is it considered beasiality?
If it is a mare or filley, then it is just sex. If I do her in the butt it is usually because I really can not see what I am doing on top of her. Now if a woman sneaks into my stall and wants to have her way with me, come on, sex is still sex, even if she is ugly. So I guess the beastility thing would be okay. I guess it depends on who watches it. Hopefully not my mom or dad.
Feel free to write me back. I'd love to hear your opinions.
Done.
I have never talked to a horse before. ( except Mr Ed that is, and he talked to me first!). It is my pleasure, I assure you.
I will send you my video!
Another crazy, funny forwarded e-mail I received from my friend Georgie...
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to
let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of Coded
message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.
Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
(CL-Bob, Thanks for letting me use your masterful painting of that boob Bush!)
When I caught a quick glance at the pic it looked so much like Jewel. I took a closer look and realized that the woman in the red lingerie was heavier and older and couldn't possibly be Jewel. It was Jewel's MOM! She's already done two scenes and has more planned. Director Urbano partnered her with Herschel Savage in NG Video's "Hot 50 Plus" They just shot it. I'll let you know when it is coming out. I am trying to get more info, I'll let you know what I find out.
Red Light District is proud to announce it's launch of a brand new company and genre, THE CANDY SHOP. THE CANDY SHOP will be all Black-On-Black, and Interracial, and is headed up by Award Winning, Outstanding Performer and Director, Michael Stefano.
It's first release, scheduled for August 7, 2006, is ALONE IN THE DARK, directed by Juan Cuba, featuring all Interracial Gang Bangs.
Stefano says "Juan Cuba has been a long-time porn fan (Stefano) gave his first shot in the business shooting and working behind the scenes. He proved he would be a great pornographer. He's ambitious and really into what he does, already having directed movies for RLD, PX, and others, receiving high marks for his work. He is the right choice as a director for THE CANDY SHOP!"
The Red Light District team is expanding again to meet the interests and needs of the best fans in the World by adding THE CANDY SHOP to it's lineup. For more information about us today, see clubredlight.com, clubplatinumx.com, and ninnworx.com.
I have some tickets for the Exxotica Miami Beach Convention that takes place next weekend, June 9-11th. Write and tell me why you should get to go. The funnier and more kiss ass the better. Some answers will be printed. You must be 18 and obviously live in South Florida so you can get there. Details on the convention are at eXXXoticaMiami.com. Don't forget Write and tell me why you should get to go. Deadline to receive your answers is June 6th, so I have time to get you your ticket if you win.
Wankus ( KSEXradio.com personality) writes: I don't think the police should be required to release the footage. Of course, most of us have a morbid curiosity in these kinds of areas but I don't think it's a freedom of information thing.I do think that if the family wants to see it, they should be entitled to,although I can't imagine why they would want to torture themselves any further. They have a body, they have closure. Grieve and move on.
I'd like to get some more opinions. Please drop me an e-mail. I may print some more tomorrow. Truth be told. I am getting a migraine guys, and just can't do lots of cutting pasting, writing and thinking right now. CYA morrrow.
YES Folks, There now is a REAL Snuff Film
After years of rumors, false leads and allegations, tons of police investigations and FBI tracking world wide, underground scheming, faked films and urban legends of their existence, not one snuff film was ever found to exist, until last week that is. If you have been reading the news lately you have probably heard of the couple in Kansas City, MO. who are suspected of bringing Marsha Spicer to their home; tying her up, sealing her eyes shut with duct tape, beating her, sexually assaulting her and then strangulating her, all while the video camera ran.
According to various news reports police questioned Richard Davis and Dena Riley but then let them go until they could obtain a search warrant. The suspects immediately disappeared. The FBI investigated and found blood and a the "snuff" video tape. Spicer was found in a shallow grave shortly thereafter. Allegedly the couple had a fantasy of playing out this sex and murder scenario, and Spicer is probably not their first victim.
Last Thursday Davis and Tiley were arrested after they crashed their truck. According to police, at the time of the crash they had a five year old girl with them who is believed to have been kidnapped. The child was reported to be seriously injured but no details of her injuries were available. Davis has already spent almost 18 years in prison for a rape in 1987.
A friend of Spicer's, Michelle Richey has been missing since April, she is possibly another victim of the murderers.
It is obvious that this whole situation is tragic. Ms Spicer leaves behind a husband, 2 children and 2 grandchildren. But my question to you is- should that tape be released to the general public? We can after all watch real time killing on TV that is happening over in Iraq. Should the press use the freedom of information act to try and get the tape released to them after the jury is sequestered ( or after the trial is over? I don't know what the exact law is) Should that tape only be available to law enforcement and the judicial system that need to see it to run the trial? We can watch trials on TV. We are told in graphic detail in the news reports what was done to the victim. So reading it is okay, but seeing it is not? Should the victim's family be able to see the tape if they want to? These are very difficult questions to answer. I created a poll that you may answer that should show up here, that is if the webmaster can get my lame attempt at code to work. But even if there is no poll here. Please, write and let me know what you think. Cuz I'm not really even sure of what I think......
Cindi
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A couple chicks I really like (Constance Le and Caren Capo) directed a POV movie which is a really interesting concept to begin with, but then they cast ultra hot girls to perform for them. It’s called Camera Girls by DVSX starring Jersey Jaxin, Lexxi Tyler, Rebeccca Love, the drop dead gorgeous Jeneveve Jolie and more. Here’s some pics to get your dick hard and your mouth watering! Good jerk off material for sure. But get your work done first! Or at least close your office door (I won’t tell)
DVSX.com has lots of good movies, along with pics and trailers check it out!
