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OCTOBER - FRIDAY THE 13th, 2006
THIRTEEN ANYONE?
If you are superstitious, today would probably be a good day to order a pizza delivered and watch Home Box. But if you are one of the many who have to get up with the alarm clock and drive to work just like it's any other day, be not afraid!. I didn't know how Friday the 13th turned into a bad day, so a quick search found many stories in ancient history including the BIBLE of all places! Adam and Eve were tossed out of the garden of Eden on a Friday. There were 13 people at the Last Supper and guess who was the 13th guest? Judas of course. There was a French King who got in trouble with the Pope for killing a bunch of Knights on Friday, October 13th. And the Norse Gods had a dinner party for 12 when uninvited guest and bad bad God Loki (number 13) showed up and screwed up everything. THere are supposed to be twelve witches in a coven, the thirteenth member is the DEVIL!! Come on guys, are you really afraid of Friday the 13th just because of these old stories ? Of course you are! If you notice, there are no 13th floors in hotels or apartment buildings, and there are usually no row 13 on airplanes. Hospitals don't have a room number 13 on any floor. I think it's pretty nuts, personally I celebrate Friday the 13th and find it to be quite lucky! So does my friend Gena because it's her birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENA!

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TERA DOES THIRTEEN!
GUYS? Yeah you all wish. No she does her feature dancing today and tomorrow in Lexington, Kentucky. So I guess she's not superstitous. She's also appearing next weekend in Salt Lake City, Utah, so everybody there can't be a Mormon, lol.

I KNOW THAT NAUTICA THORN IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN PORN!
HOW DO I KNOW? Because I have really good taste and she is going to be on the cover of Xcitement very soon and we only feature the most beautiful sexiest ladies, that's why! Also the exotic Hawaiian/Japanese/Puerto Rican is running for the title of The Hottest Girl In Porn.

The contest, which features five new contestants each week, allows fans to
vote for their favorite adult film star and make her The Hottest Girl In
Porn. Each weekly winner is automatically entered in the finals that take
place in Las Vegas in 2007. Fans and friends may vote as often as they
desire

Thorn, who not only performs, feature dances, hosts events, and poses for
pictorials in popular men’s magazines, is the president/owner of her very
own production company, Nautica Thorn Productions Inc.

Nautica's brand new, official web site www.enternautica.com is set to launch later
this month. You can also catch Nautica on the red carpet and on stage at
the FOX Reality Awards scheduled to air October 28th at 7:00 pm (PST).

To place your vote for Nautica Thorn and make her The Hottest Girl In Porn
please visit www.thehottestgirlinporn.com.

OCTOBER 11th, 2006
JACK IS BACK!
Welcome To New JACK City!In The Wake Of It's Big, It's Black, It's Jack
Actor/Director JACK NAPIER Joins Forces With VOUYER MEDIA
Company President & AVN award-winning director Vince Vouyer is pleased to announce that he has signed the acclaimed performer and filmmaker to an exclusive contract with the company, revealing that the dynamic new interracial title "is only the beginning of great things to come from Jack Napier and Vouyer Media."
Jack says "I love Vince Vouyer's style, and I'm very happy he's decided to take me under his wing. We already have a lot of the same goals - we're all about trying to shoot only the best and the newest women in the business, but he's really helping me take things to the next level in terms of keeping the visuals hot and making sure the frame is always exciting."
Vouyer publicist Daniel Metcalf recognizes a star power in Napier, "Jack's the rarest thing you'll find in either adult or mainstream celebrities - a superstar who has managed to remain affable and approachable. I simply can't believe how meek and humble this guy is, and I think it's a part of his appeal that has been underutilized by other companies in the past. He has presence, and he's a joy to market to both adult and mainstream audiences."
And while the move to Vouyer Media is certain to put greater demands on Jack's schedule than ever before, he's never too busy to spend time with his fans, and personally invites members of the MySpace community to reach out and let him know what they want to see in future releases. He can be reached at www.myspace.com/goofballent.
Speaking of the future, what's up next for Napier and Vouyer? An all African-American themed project entitled Black Bottom Girls, coming in November, ONLY from Vouyer Media! For more information, please visit www.vouyermedia.com

Shane’s World Contract Starlet- Casey Parker, what a gorgeous Girl Next Door!
The upcoming release of Casey Parker Is The Girl Next Door has distributors and retailers going wild in an effort to secure copies of the two-DVD set.

“It’s on track to break all Shane’s World preorder records,” Shane’s World owner Jennie Grant said. “The DVD isn’t even out yet and the reorders are unbelievable. It’s certainly much more than we expected. It’s been totally awesome.”

The Girl Next Door features the long-awaited first look at Shane’s World’s first-ever contract performer, Casey Parker. Parker was a college student in Boulder, Colo., when she sent in a video letter to Shane’s World. The company immediately contacted the coed, flew her to California for test scene (featured on Girl Next Door’s bonus disc) and within no time she was signed on as an exclusive performer for Shane’s World.
Casey Parker Is The Girl Next Door begins when stars Roxy Deville and Johnny Castle fly to Colorado to convince Parker to make the move to Los Angeles. It documents their trek across the country and features Parker’s first-ever scenes on DVD, a girl-girl with Deville and a boy-girl with Castle. The feature is more than three hours long and also includes sex scenes starring Nadia Styles, Kinzie Kenner, Eva Angelina and numerous others. There is even a special appearance by Shane’s World contract director Penny Flame.

The second disc includes extensive extras, including hilarious behind-the-scenes footage, an original featurette that includes a Parker’s test shoot and much more. The set features magnificent foil packaging.
“We had to put out a double disc package, because we wanted to include the scene we shot with her when we first flew her in from Colorado,” Grant said. “Also, there was so much hilarious footage from the roadtrip they took out from Colorado that we didn't have room to put on the DVD. We wanted to make sure that fans got the total package. She is truly is the girl next door and we couldn’t be happier. She loves the camera and the camera loves Casey. She’s truly a breath of fresh air.”

Casey Parker Is The Girl Next Door streets Tuesday, October 17. Contact me for review copies, interviews and all of your Shane's World needs.

SFROM THE TRENCHES
BY: Dave Cummings---PornStar/Producer/Director
We’re almost down to the wire. Will we continue to have to endure what I feel is a form of terrorism from certain whacko religious radicals and/or their legislative cronies, or will America succeed in sending them the voter’s message on November 7th that they need to stop meddling in our private lives and Constitutional freedoms, especially concerning Adult Entertainment? Please join me in the push for voters to stand up and be counted, and for our leaders at all levels of government to fully understand that they indeed need to halt attacks upon the separation of church and state.
Speaking of politics, adult actress Mary Carey is running as an Independent Write-in Candidate for Governor of California. I think a strong showing might make politicians in California and throughout America hesitate to automatically cow-tow to the religious whacko folks who are so loudly and vilely attacking citizen rights to adult entertainment. So, let’s try to maximize voting for Mary Carey!
Recently, I was asked to address students at San Diego State University about the need for them to be involved in voting and political awareness. My speech was coupled with introducing Mary Carey at an on-campus campaign rally, one covered extensively by local and national television media. Governor-Aspirant Carey laid out her platform, expressed her feelings about proper government, and adroitly handled a variety of questions from the media and students. One recent graduate in attendance opined to me that it was the largest rally he had ever experienced on campus. I sensed that many students are becoming alarmed about politicians who pander against the right to privacy and the right to access and enjoy gentlemen’s clubs, adult Internet entertainment, and adult films.

One last thing about voting and political awareness—please go to www.freespeechcoalition.com and browse the site and the many helpful links to items of interest to citizens of these great United States!

As I was out jogging on the beach this morning in San Diego, my mind wandered to fantasizing what it might be like to have adult actresses and actors more and more accepted in the mainstream political world. Can you imagine the support someone like Nina Hartley would garner if she ran for office---heck, many voters grew up with her as their special masturbatory fantasy. Nina is one very smart woman, someone who could actually win and govern superbly. I’d even lobby to be her Chief of Staff (I have a Master’s Degree in Public Administration, and 25 years Army/government experience in leading/managing, and in staff roles). Maybe Ron Jeremy, a gentleman who also has college degrees, would even consider running for office. I know the aforementioned was a only a fantasy while I was jogging (I usually think about sex, so today’s fantasy was intellectually special), but mainstream politics needs folks like Nina, Ron, and others of us!

Interestingly, I recently played a Senator in a sex scene with 19-year old Riley Mason for a Kick Ass Pictures production. The plot evolved around Riley being a constituent who wanted to convince me to vote against certain legislation that she opposed. Suffice to say, Riley was very sexually seductive. If I was a real Senator and had sex with her, I’d certainly be attentive to her ideas; and, I certainly wouldn’t let any whacko religious radicals threaten me with a cut-off in campaigning monies, or a rebellion of voters from amongst their church congregations.

Seriously, I’ve come to think and feel that the religious radicals are sometimes as un-American as the terrorists!!!! We need to shut down their hatred by voting out their political supporters, and voting in challengers who won’t invoke radical religious crap into their governing.

God bless us!!

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

OCTOBER 10th, 2006
SEEMS LIKE MONDAY, BUT IT'S NOT.......
CL-Not loving this boxcover. It's not bad, but........These girls are hot, hot, hot in person. They are on the thick side ( which looks like it has been airbrushed out in the picture). Plus they have tan, olive skin, and they look very washed out here. They do look a lot alike, but you are able to tell them apart, and one is prettier then the other! Which one you ask? That is up to you. I've heard people argue about it. Because actually they are both really pretty. They definitely have potential. I haven't seen them in a scene yet. THAT will let us know if they are TALENTed or just talent......
Featuring the one-two punch of all-natural busty newcomer sisters Whitney and Britney Stevens, Fresh Out the Box serves up its fifth helping of fresh faces introduced to Mercenary Pictures' brand of all-sex gonzo.
"Directing these new girls with the experienced men I had on hand was
amazing," Tyler said. "These girls and guys did incredible jobs, and the men
knew how to keep the scenes hot without overwhelming the girls. Whitney and
Britney Stevens were all over Lex, and not only is it a hot scene, but it's
also a rare scene because they are sisters. It, like the rest of the disc,
is something to see."
"Mercenary has always been about putting the most capable men with the women
who can deliver the goods when the camera starts rolling," Steele said. "All
of our lines are about quality in all aspects of production. If one part of the
production fails, so does the rest of the title and we will never
shortchange the consumer by giving them anything less than the premiere
performers in this business."

I've BEEN SICK, YEAH I HEARD YA, I'M ALWAYS SICK IN THE HEAD, I MEAN SICK SICK.
I had a bit of a cold, ear infection, throat infection. You know, headache, ears plugged up, big hard lumps on the sides of your neck like Frankenstein. I mostly slept during the day and evening, watched some regular movies, read, did only the work I had to, for about the last 5 days. I'm mostly all better. Funny thing, my friend Luke Ford ( Lukeisback.com) was sick also although he is in Cali, so we didn't share any germs.
He talked about the movies he watched while laying around recovering. His favorite being Weather Man with Nick Cage. First I generally dislike Cage movies, because I hate his acting ( am I crazy, or does he always play his roles as if he were slightly retarded and totally clueless about what is going on?), but I hated Weather Man even more because it was so depressing.
I like movies, with a message, especially if it is funny and /or positive. I like horror movies if they are too dumb to really happen (because if they are believable they scare me, because I am sure they are going to happen to me that night when I go to bed) I like love stories with a happy ending, especially if they are realistic, because I am lucky enough ( and sometimes not) to live in one, a love story that is... I like comedies because laughing is good for you, makes your brain release dopamine and I can use all the free dope I can get. Plus comedies are generally a two hour escape without a lasting impression on your brain. Occasionally I like, even love movies that have a sad ending, but they really affect me, and I think about them for quite awhile after I watch them. For example these are four of the best movies I have ever seen, but I would find it hard to watch three of them again (FF is a happy/sad so I've seen that several times)- Finding Forester, House of Sand and Fog, Pay it Forward, & The Notebook. Hard too watch, but worth your tears.
My favorite movies of all time have a mostly happy or revenge ending, a "lesson", some comedy, some romance and if we can add in a bit of deep meaning, that is really over the top for me. Recently V is for Vengeance, Inside Man, Transamerica, & Stay, fit the bill.
Last year Crash (best movie of 2005 if you ask me), Ray, and Saw were my favs. I think BrokeBack Mountain sucked, and not enough, lol. It was like watching paint dry, really boring paint!

BACK TO LUKE FORD
I read his newest book "Lives on the Edge, Profiles in Sex, Love and Death" while I was sick. It a set of very interesting interviews with people some how related to the adult industry (stars, directors, writers etc..). All the interviews have juicy bits in them, and you don't have to know the people to enjoy the reading. There were a few people I hadn't heard of, but I still found their Q & A intriguing. Luke is a hardy interviewer, who has no problems asking the embarrassing/ non-pc/ questions without a hint of guilt. And because the questions are asked in a matter of fact way, they are answered in the same vein, revealing details not usually spoken about. Overlook a bit of bad (or non- existent) editing, it's worth it. The last chapter concerning Luke's recent relationship and break-up with photographer Holly Randall, (daughter of photographer Suze Randall) includes some parts that I felt uncomfortable reading. Seeing as Luke is a friend and Holly a friendly, I found his unusually explicit detailed talk about their sex life, dirty talk, intimate conversations, and break up fascinating, yet as if I was intruding on their privacy. Although I was blushing, I kept reading! You can read a lot about the Luke/Holly story here in my archives, but I don't have the sexy details like he does. Google Luke Ford and the title to find out where to purchase.

CANDY LITTLE GIRL?????
I am starting my article of my favorite products to give as gifts for the holidays. I found a company that has just amazing, inexpensive, adorable, delicious, X-rated candy. Perfect gifts for bridal showers, kinky friends, a good laugh, a grab bag, a secret santa, and so much more! This one is a strawberry dick that shoots out vanilla cream. Check it out. AdultCandyShoppe.com

OCTOBER 9th, 2006
BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABES GOIN' DOWN!
Mercenary Pictures and AVN Hall of Famer Julian St.
Jox is on the rise with another top shelf all-black title, in stores now,
It's Goin Down.
Showcasing ethnic beauties Tina Price, Alana Lee, Misty Stone, Sunshine,
Diamond, Carmen Hayes and Capri Styles directed by St. Jox, It's Going Down
matches them with Brian Pumper, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, St. Jox and Mercenary owner Lexington Steele.
"Julian's put together a quality ethnic title." Steele said. "Mercenary will always give the ethnic market its due and produce the best titles for this genre, which has been ignored by the adult industry. Mercenary's goal is to always give the adult consumer the biggest bang for his buck."
LEXINGTONSTEELE.COM.

COUSIN STEVIE STRIKES AGAIN IN CAPTIVE!
Cousin Stevie's ongoing series is always filled with top notch girl on girl action and the sweetest pussys around. He also choses those beautiful girl next door types like Sunny Lane, Flower Tucci, and Amber Peach. I plan on doing a story soon on Cousin Stevie and some of his girls, I think he would be a really interesting interview, don't you?

NICK & JESSICA TOGETHER AGAIN ?
Nick Manning, Jessica Jaymes in Platinum Blue's American Porn Star.
Nick Manning, the buff beast many love to hate is up front and dropping loads everywhere in a slick, reality-style Platinum Blue title called 'American Porn Star', shipping out this week to a store near you.
The beefcake star of the latest gonzo directed by Skye Blue, takes a taste of some of the best in porn valley. Manning's escapades with Jessica James, Monica Mayhem, Jeanna Presley, Kianna Dior, and Dee come with interviews of the talent, people he's worked with and wisdom from Nick Manning himself.
Manning admits up front before entering the studio, "I'm just a regular guy from Chicago who likes baseball...Can I please everybody? Probably not, I just do my thing, and fans and critics decide."
Also appearing in 'American Porn Star' is Nick Manning's legendary bathrobe. While many are quoted on the DVD saying, "Nick Manning? I hate that guy," the bathrobe could not be reached for comment.
However, Platinum Blue President and CEO, Skye Blue was available for comment. "Love him, hate him, love to hate him, but he puts on a great performance and is a fuck machine. We're proud to bring you a look at one of the biggest guys in the business that is funny, slick, and gives you a good time along with top notch female talent for your stroking
pleasure."

OCTOBER 6th, 2006
Hey everybody, Cindi's sick! All of you that said " Yeah, in the head!" You should be ashamed of yourself! Hopefully she'll be back Monday. All depends on how well the drugs work!

Cindi's Webmaster/slave


OCTOBER 4th, 2006
EX-CONGRESSMAN MARK FOLEY- says through his lawyer that he has an alcohol problem, emotional problems, was molested by clergy between the ages of 13 and 15 years old and is gay. AND???? SO????? First of all I don't believe most of the above, drinking, being crazy and molested sound like good un-documentable EXCUSES. And being gay? That really has nothing to do with anything. MARK FOLEY is now in "treatment". Yeah? Where? The Bahamas? Which out of the country resort hotel is "treating" him? MARK FOLEY is a hypocritical, lying, evil, pompous, child molester, who I guess doesn't watch Dateline's "To Catch A Pedophile"series. OH, and and let me add to that a scum bag coward, who runs and hides when his SHIT hits the fan, so other people can "explain" his behavior for him. If we are lucky he will bring down all those deceitful Republicans that tried to conceal his behavior, and the silver lining will be a Democratic congress that will find better things to do then bother us lowly pornographers. So Mark Foley sucks, literally, gets caught as he deserves to, hopefully serves a prison sentence like anyone else would have to, and helps the porn industry all in one shot. I hope he is happy with his accomplishments. Raise your glass Mr Foley, we'll all drink to that!

Joanna Angel is so cute and sexy she was voted one of the tp 25 sexiest New Yorkers by some publication. I bet they didn't see this photo that came from her recently made XXXorcist, lol.

Revamp of Legendary Taboo Series Hits Store Shelves

TARZANA, Calif. - Returning to shelves after a leave of absence, the Kirdy Stevens Signature Series edition of Standard Digital's adult classic Taboo-- ranked in the top 25 of AVN's 101 Greatest Adult Tapes of All Time -- features more than just a name change.

The most obvious addition to the first volume of Taboo, directed by AVN and X-Rated Critics Organization Hall of Famer Kirdy Stevens and starring Kay Parker and Mike Granger, is its brushed metallic slipcover featuring the title's distinctive logo with softcore stills from the film. The plastic DVD case features hardcore stills, the first time they've been used on packaging, Steve Stevens, president of Standard Digital and son of Kirdy Stevens, said.

The disc features a newly remastered version of the film that is the best representation of sight and sound of the title since its theatrical release in 1980, Stevens added. The stills included in the gallery have not been seen since the film's initial release, and other extras include a commentary track by Kirdy Stevens and Helene Terrie, Taboo's screenwriter and producer, as well as a separate track and an interview featuring Parker.

"Standard Digital will release a new volume of Taboo, given the same
remastered treatment, every other week until we ship Taboo 6 through our exclusive distributor, Addictive Entertainment," Steve Stevens said. "The films are true classics of adult's Golden Age, and they'll finally be seen and heard in the manner in which they were intended."

Stevens added Standard Digital will rerelease Daisy Chain and The Animal in Me following Taboo 6.

Distributor response to Taboo's return is nothing short of amazing, Jon Islas, general manager of Addictive Entertainment, said.

"Taboo's always been a phenomenal seller, but our customers are going nuts over the new version," Islas said. "They can't get enough of Taboo, and we're giving them the best edition of the movie that's ever been available."

XFANZ.com NEW PORN NEWS SITE
LOS ANGELES — Dubbed the ultimate destination for fans of adult entertainment, XFANZ.com has made its much-hyped debut on the Internet. The innovative, adult celebrity driven online community is a dynamic and fun fan portal that offers unique insight into the world of adult entertainment.

Launched at 10:02:06 p.m. PST on 10/02/06, XFANZ.com will act as a link between adult stars and enterprises and their fans worldwide. The site delivers a wide variety of original content and contains a wealth of resources with a fresh approach, providing fans with intimate access to their favorite celebs, sites and studios.

“XFANZ was constructed with a mission to become the ultimate playground for fans of adult entertainment,” XBIZ President Alec Helmy said. “I am very proud of what our talented team has achieved here and thrilled to see it finally go live.”

XFANZ.com features adult entertainment news published throughout the day, video and website reviews, exclusive video clips, photos from red carpet events, a comprehensive web directory, events calendar, blog and online community.


“XFANZ is going to cover just about everything that is sensational in the world of adult, and there’s a whole lot to cover!” XFANZ.com Managing Director Alan Hawkins said.

XBIZ Director of Public Relations Dusty Marie added, “XFANZ is the perfect site for the industry to connect with its fans, and a tremendous marketing vehicle providing reach to a global audience. Adult companies have already contacted us and are eager to take advantage of the many opportunities XFANZ offers.”

OCTOBER 3rd, 2006
NOTHING TO DO WITH PORN for a minute.........
But I love music and have so many friends that are musicians and singers I thought I would like to talk about them once in a while if you guys don't mind. So I have asked them all to send me their newest CD's so I can listen to them and tell you about how GOOD ( or bad, but I hope not) they are. Sometimes there are really talented people out there who don't get the airplay or the recording deals they deserve. I am hoping by showing them to you I can give them a boast of encouragement and that will help keep them going. PLus if you like them, you can send them a note and let them know what you think. A compliment goes a long way these days. I know that for a fact!

Speaking of compliments, I want to thank you guys so much for the sweet notes you send me. The feedback; good, bad, comments, compliments, questions, whatever, really makes my day. It's nice to know that you read what I write and take the time to drop me a note and let me know what you think. I really do care......... Writercindi@aol.com


JEWEL'S MOM-FIFTY AND FUCKING! THREE GUYS AT A TIME?
(this pic is from xxxporntalk.com, would be happy to give credit, if I knew who to give it too!)
Jewel Denyle's Mom, using the name D'Bella has now done over ten porn scenes. According to AVN.com D'Bella will be celebrating her 50th birthday by fulfilling her fantasy of doing three guys at once while filming a scene for Red Light District. We thought Jewel was a wild child! But now Jewel is retired from in front of the cameras and living up east. Her Mom, however has decided that now is the time, after being married for 30 years ( and still is to Jewel's Dad) to go wild herself. Good for you D'Bella. Hope you have a Happy, Happy "Airtight" Birthday!

Kevin asks- What ever happened to Bunny Bleu?
Sorry Kevin. I don't know. I spent time researching her on the internet and could find nothing new, or why she ended her career in porn and where she is today. Sometimes these girls just want to disappear and go on to a "normal" life. Can you blame them?

My Publisher says- "Someone's jerking your chain! What ever happened to Moishe Pippick?"
He may be right. I seem to be getting a lot of questions on obscure porn stars that were around before I was. So he thinks someone is just seeing how many times I will put up with them. Well I am pretty patient and aim to please. Plus I figure if the star or someone that knows her sees a fan ask about her they may respond. So I'll live with someone jerking my chain, as long as they don't pull too hard.
I do know for a fact though that Moishe is curently married to a very rich arabian Sheik and spends her days shopping and her nights playing with him and his harem! (Sounds good anyway)

Editor's Note: Sorry Cindi, I believe Moishe is a guys name! Are there gay sheiks?!


Kent was nice enough to write me about someone who I mentioned last week. There was a girl with a beautiful face, but whose boobs where so far apart it looked like she glued them under her arms. I didn't know her name or anything about her. He wrote- the girl in the picture if you hadn't found out yet was Jessi Summers. I say was, since she has since sadly left the business to the best of my knowledge. Her picture was under a title Cleavage??? (Sept. 18, 2006)

Funny forward.... Thanks Georgie!

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?


For those of you who watch what you eat,

here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting

nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans ..

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION-------Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

OCTOBER 2, 2006 already?????
Joanna Angel is possessed in “The XXXorcist”

“When the Devil is inside, the power of Christ cumpels you!”
After a year in the making, BurningAngel Entertainment is proud to present “The XXXorcist,” the company’s pornographic homage to “The Exorcist”, William Peter Blatty’s classic tale of good against evil.

The XXXorcist is the follow up to 2005’s Re- Penetrator (Winner of the 2006 AVN Award for ‘Most Outrageous Sex Scene’). When asked about the production, Doug Sakmann, the writer and director of The XXXorcist stated “We set out to film what we thought William Friedkin (Director of The Exorcist) would have envisioned had he been a porno director. The result, we think, is equally shocking if not more so, even by today’s standards! It’s equally funny as it is disgusting, but oddly sexy at the same time, something I think the original film was missing.”

In The XXXorcist, after all other exorcism methods fail; Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) has no other option but to screw the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel (Joanna Angel). Her Mother, Mrs. MacFeel (Kylee Kross) looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is forced to fight for his life...with his genitals.

Besides copious amounts of demonic possession, green vomit, head-spinning and bed-floating, the film features the unique religious sex toys from Divine Interventions (www.divineinterventions.com), such as the “Jackhammer Jesus” dildo , the “Virgin Mary” dildo, and of course, the “Baby Jesus Butt-Plug”.

Teravision director and star, Spyder Jonez makes an unforgettable cameo as Father Seinfeld in the film, as well as cult game-show host Andy Straub (Win Andy Straub’s Liquor).

The XXXorcist two disc set will be available worldwide on September 30th 2006 from Pulse Distribution and contains over eight hours of material including:

Disc 1:

* Feature film with three endings to choose from; Happy, Sad or Fucked Up
* Four commentary tracks including stars Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol, Director Doug Sakmann, Producer Mitch Fontaine, Director of Photography Pat Homily and a few surprise guests
* Two Easter Eggs

Disc 2:

* ‘Into the Behind: Behind the Scenes of The XXXorcist’ feature documentary
* Three featurettes; Rehearsal and Script Reading, Musical Scoring and Voice Over and Tommy Pistol: Uncensored
* Demonic Photo Gallery
* Five Hot Burning Angel Trailers
* Three Easter Eggs

Learn more about “The XXXorcist,” get info on upcoming theatrical screenings and much more at the official movie website, www.thexxxorcist.com.

You can pre-order The XXXorcist now by logging onto www.burningangelentertainment.com.



THE PIPELINE: OCTOBER 2006
Football season is in full swing and if you will allow me to tear you away from your tailgating for a few moments, I have some porn news to share with you. As the leaves begin to turn and many of you feel a chill in the air, things are hot as ever in Porn Valley. We have the usual new contract girls to talk about, but there are also stories of mainstream crossovers, tension between popstars and pornstars as well as another celebrity sex tape to fill the pages.

Some stories are just too freaking strange to be made up and somehow a lot of them involve porn stars. When Kelly Clarkson ordered her custom pink Mustang she must have pictured herself tooling around SoCal with the top town and the wind in her hair. She probably also pictured heads turning everywhere she went. Little did she know that someone else was already cruising the streets in a car just like the one Kelly dreamed of. Imagine her surprise when she discovered that the girl turning heads in the Barbie mobile was none other than porn star Alana Evans. Apparently Kelly didn’t like the idea that she might pull up next to Alana at a stoplight in matching cars and returned her custom ride to the dealership. Kelly apparently didn’t want people mistaking her for Alana out on the street. On the surface it might seem a tad petty, but imagine the catfights that break out when two women show up at a party wearing the same dress.

No one is every going to mistake Ron Jeremy for Kelly Clarkson or Alana Evans, but he will be sharing shelf space with Michael Moore and Ann Coulter early next year. Harper Collins will publish Jeremy’s autobiography “Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz" next February. The 352 page book has been in the work for years and covers more than Jeremy’s legendary career as a meat slinger. It will include over a hundred photos of Ron with some of the biggest celebrities on the planet. Following the success of Jenna Jameson’s book last year, most people believe that this will be a big hit.

Ron Jeremy isn’t the only porn guy with mainstream crossover appeal. Seymore Butts has been a porn staple for nearly two decades. Recently he has starred in his own reality show on Showtime, “Family Business.” Now he will star in an independent film titled “A Study in the Orientation of Han Sum.” The role is not a big stretch for Butts though as he plays himself. Seymore said, “I really enjoyed the whole process. I don't know how much acting I did, considering I was playing myself in the movie. But I am looking forward to seeing the final product” “A Study in the Orientation of Han Sum” is an Official Selection at the New York Independent Film Festival and will be showcased on the Independent Film Channel as part of the IFC Media Lab.

Last month AVN announced a change of venue for the annual AVN Awards. This month they made an even more important choice. Wicked contract star jessica drake has been tabbed to host the show this year. That announcement comes as Wicked is kicking off a big media blitz for their newest release “Manhunters” which stars Ms. drake and several of the other Wicked Girls. If you needed a good reason to get a ticket for the show, I would say that the chance to stare at jessica for a few hours would be a pretty good one.

Alexis Amore has been one of the most popular Latin ladies in the business for a while. Under contract with Video Team for the past few years, Alexis has won over legions of fans with her fiery good looks and spicy sexual performances. Now she is porn’s latest big name free agent. Without a contract to limit her performances we should be seeing a whole lot more of Ms. Amore in the near future.

Vivid has added yet another girl to their team of contract stars. This time it’s a beautiful twenty year old Phoenix dancer and former student nurse named Brea Lynn. The petite beauty is brand new to the adult movie business but certainly has the assets to make her a big star. She sports a set of 32dd cannons that are as eye catching and attention grabbing as her stunning face.

As contract girls come and go, it’s the gonzo performers who generally steal my heart. One such woman is Courtney Simpson. The former Pac 10 cheerleader is thinner and more petite than I usually like my porn babes, but there is something special about her that goes beyond the girl next door good looks and incredible flexibility. For those of you who haven’t seen this amazing performer, check her out. For those of you who are already fans, grab up all of the boy/girl scenes you can get your hands on. It seems that Ms. Simpson is going to turn her focus not to girl on girl action and will be severely limiting the amount of dick that enters her nubile body. While we certainly have to respect her decision, we can certainly let her know that we will welcome her back as soon as she gets a craving for stiff meat again.

And now it’s time for the celebrity sex tape update. We’ve seen a handful of stars get busy on camera of late, but now comes the news many of have been waiting for. There is a new celebrity sex tape out there and it stars one of the leads from “Saved by the Bell.” You remember that show right? The one that gave us such total hotties as Tiffani-Amber Theissen, Elisabeth Berkley and Lark Voorhees. So which of these incredible women is the star of the latest tape? None of them of course. Do you think I would save a Tiffani-Amber porn fest for last? Hell no. Instead it’s Dustin Diamond aka Screech, who stars in the latest celebrity porn tape. Dustin apparently enjoyed the Tom Sizemore romp so much that he followed suit, nailing a pair of fine, upstanding young women. The actual existence of said tape has been called into question and to date has not been confirmed. Either way, it’s just the latest bizarre chapter in Diamond’s post “Bell” life. If he can just get one of his female cast members to follow suit, then we can all celebrate.

All right, it’s award nomination time which means I have a huge pile of features to get through. That’s going to have to be it for the news for the month. Check your local smut store shelves for some of the best 2006 has to offer. (Fashionistas 2 is due out any day.) I’ll take care of the porn so you can get back to football, raking leaves and whatever else people do in parts of the world where the seasons actually change.

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