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| They look young, but they're legal and live up to Lethal Hardcore's moniker for the fifth volume of its new girl series in stores now, Almost Jailbait. Almost Jailbait 5 features a fresh-faced cast of X-rated hardcore cuties, including Micah Moore, McKenzee Miles, Veronique Vega, Chavon Taylor and Danae in six scenes clocking in at over three hours. Chucky Sleaze, Lethal Hardcore director, said, "Almost Jailbait 5 features five girls in five scenes that are all five star masterpieces of gonzo moviemaking. The ladies are new to the business but their performances -- Danae's anal scene, in particular -- are beautiful things to watch. There's no girl in adult like a new girl in adult, and Almost Jailbait 5 is all about the new girls." |
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| Starring Amber Lynn and Porsche Lynn -- two of the biggest blondes to take to the '80s carnal sinema -- and directed by AVN and X-Rated Critics Organization Hall of Famer Kirdy Stevens, Standard Digital releases the latest addition to the Kirdy Stevens' Signature Series, Taboo 5. Also starring Colleen Brennan, Karen Summer, Lorrie Lovett, Buck Adams, Joey Silvera and Kevin James, the Kirdy Stevens' Signature Series edition of Taboo 5 is remastered from the feature's original prints, and features never-before-seen stills from the movie on the DVD's metallic-colored slipcover, cover and gallery. "The Taboo series has always been about strong plots with stronger sex," Standard Digital President and Kirdy Steven's son Steve Stevens said. "The Kirdy Stevens' Signature Series edition of Taboo 5 brings all of that to the table. Amber Lynn and Porshe Lynn have never looked better or did better scenes than they did in this volume of Taboo. There's also some great performances from legendary male performers like Buck Adams and Joey Silvera, as well as Kevin James, who's a fixture in the early Taboo movies." Sales of the Kirdy Stevens' Signature Series edition of Taboo 5 have been brisk, Jon Islas, general manager of Standard Digital's exclusive distributor Addictive Entertainment, said. "There will always be a demand for movies in the Taboo series because it's one of the true classics to have come out of the adult industry," Islas said. "It tells a story that is erotically charged and that could only be told in the XXX genre. This is what the guys at home keep coming back for and can't get enough of." |
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| Sugar Lips - Lipstick and nipple gloss that smell good, taste good and look good! She puts some on and gives blow job and you end up with ring around the rosy! (dick head that is). You can also take the gloss and write words or draw pictures all over body parts and then lick it off. With names like “Whip Me Cream” and “Squeeze My Melons” you know it has to be good! EroticCosmetics.com | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| MY EYES ARE SEEING XXX'S........ I've been watching porn movies off and on, mostly on for the last two weeks now. And for the last 5 days it has been just about constant. AVN sent me over 600 movies to make sure I had every single one that was up for an award. Well luckily I do see movies all year long so I didn't have to WATCH all 600 movies that were sent, but I did have to watch quite in few. I am down to three left! YAH! How do I keep all the movies straight? Well truthfully there is no way I could in my mind when I am watching so many back to back in a row. I keep notes on each movie. I note the good and/or bad. Although written in bad English and misspelled, I know what I meant. I actually think you will too. Sorry, no time for perfection lately. Here's some of my write ups... |
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| Manhunters - 3 discs Don't think I have ever seen a subtitle for the hearing impaired b4, but maybe I never paid enough attention! Sorta like Dog the Bounty hunter slash Charlies' Angels with hot girls. good idea, big stars, high budget, LOOOOOng movie. The sex scenes were okay. The acting was okay, the movie was okay. the story line was okay. It dragged on too long. THe sex nor the story was good enough to keep me wanting to watch. Gotta give them credit for having 2 discs worth of special features, some being really good,but I would have rather had a better movie. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Jenna Haze Dark Side- I don't know if Jenna is an excellent actress or if she really loves sex as much as she seems too, but either way she is STILL one of the hottest chicks in porn. Although she is very beautiful, she is not my normal type, although I do love that she is an all natural, girl who usually goes light on the hair and make-up. I mean if you saw her at a party- her look doesn't scream porn star, but this doesn't stop me from getting wet every time I watch her in a scene. This movie had everything including Foot fetish scene with kurt lockwood. Catholic school girl uniform and confessional thrown in. |
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| FUCK - Yeah? Best film? Fuck no. Women in old time white wigs and costumes doing the robot and then having sex with each other? Old time cave people trying to look vicious for five minutes before having sex ( Although Tommy Gunn and Exxxotica looked hot in those outfits), then robots having clinical sex with instruments on a futuristic table? Did nothing for me. I kept waiting for it to get better. Bet this one was a HUGE budget disaster! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Philips Mond's Insexts - Nice art direction and camera work, a solo mast scene in water . Girl dresses as bumble bee? and butterfly? posing. Did I miss the sex in the movie? Oh there's a blow job between bumblebee and male something or other. Weird just really weird. Is there a insect fetish I don't know about? Or did someone have costumes left over from the broadway play the Birds and the Bees? Antennae, wings fly eye sunglasses, No heat just strange, really really strange. Remember they used to have that worst movie of the hear category? Can I still vote in that? |
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| The New Neighbors - Mom needs some acting lessons and son needs a personal trainer to ditch the gut and a barber without a bowl. But then they are supposed to be your normal average family, and they probably look better than that. Good movie. Lots of sexy parts with Nikki Hunter leading the neighborhood into sexual depravity. New Comp Sllab did an excellent job for a first try. This movie outdoes at least 80 % of the features put out this year. Good job. It takes Balls to get some AVN noms first time out! Orgy scene ending. Good original plot good casting, good camera and lighting , hot sex. acting was spotty, some excellent like Mike Horner, RAndy Spears, Nikki Benz, and others, some horrible like mom, Linda Roberts. The new neighbors did disrupt everything for a while, but they sure were fun! And they left a really good lasting impression with a cute twist ending. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The Fashionists 2 -The beginning was beautiful I imagine it was taken from the vegas show of the same name. the fetish clothes and rocco's rough condescending attitude to the girls was hot. But the scenes weren't spectacular and certainly didn't compare to the 1st movie. watching a girl get her ass spanked a lot until it turns bright red, isn't my thing, but if it is yours you will like this movie. Also thirties black latex girl with big nice tits and fat cellulite ass was main character, who whipped and was whipped. Don't know why she was cast. I can picture someone like Kylee Ireland doing that role and just ruling the whole movie. Bella was hot as always. But Bella would be hot throwing out the garbage. Not as good as I expected | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| These are the coolest! lol COCKSICLES! That’s right! Frozen sweet treats shaped like a nice big dick. Fun to eat, fun to put in any warm wet hole! They cum in six delicious flavors. Lick it, suck it, or stick it, it’s UP to you. But make sure you swallow, they’re YUMMY! Great for an appetizer or dessert if you catch my drift. AdultCandyShoppe.com | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sugar Lips - Lipstick and nipple gloss that smell good, taste good and look good! She puts some on and gives blow job and you end up with ring around the rosy! (dick head that is). You can also take the gloss and write words or draw pictures all over body parts and then lick it off. With names like “Whip Me Cream” and “Squeeze My Melons” you know it has to be good! EroticCosmetics.com | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| THE PIPELINE: DECEMBER 2006 Wow, another year is about to come to a close. Another year in Porn Valley, another ten thousand titles, another couple hundred girls coming and going and coming back for more. 2006 was another year of great change in the adult industry. It seems like only yesterday when we were discussing the advantages of DVD over VHS. Now we’re looking at changing DVD sales patterns, downloadable porn and burn to own options from the big players. It’s a never changing world, but a few things remain constant. Hot chicks keep flocking to porn, we keep watching and some companies keep getting it right. And of course, I’ll keep ending the year with wish lists that never come true, but are way too much fun to write. As the end of the year draws near, AVN has announced their nominations for the top movies and performers of 2006. As usual it was a monumental task as the staff took thousands of adult movies and whittled it down to a svelte thousand or so nominees in over 100 categories. The raw numbers are staggering and some companies can’t count their nominations on all the fingers and toes in their offices. Evil Angel alone received an astounding 119 nominations. Digital Playground received 45 nominations and has to add two more awards to the “Pirates” wing of their building. (It was named Best Renting and Best Selling movie of the year.) There are some major changes to nominations list this year including a few new additions and one key subtraction. After years of DVD dominance, AVN has finally dropped the Best DVD Award. This is one of their best moves of the year. They have also added a category for the underappreciated women in porn. We also have awards now for Best Contract Star as well as Best Female Performer. It may be tougher to browse through the list of nominees, but I’m sure the guys who make those Lucite statutes are thrilled with all of the new categories. Porn fans got to see a lot of Melissa Lauren in 2006, but we’re going to have to do with less from her in 07. She is retiring from boy/girl scenes to focus on her directing and photography. "My photography is very important to me; it lets me express my creativity." Melissa noted "Directing for me lets express another side of myself, the sexual intensity, I have." Her career in front of the camera is not over however. Melissa will continue to do solo and girl/girl as well as still photos and feature dancing. Fans will still get to see plenty of the naughty babes and she will do her best to instill the same sort of hard-core energy into the women she directs. Good luck finding anyone as hot for cock as you are Melissa. Many of you have probably seen Ivan’s work, though you might not know him by name. The man behind two of the best adult comedies in the past several years, “Texas’ Asshole Massacre” and my personal fave, “Dawn of the Head” is now a free agent. After a few years at Extreme he is on his own and looking to bring his unique skills and vision to another production company. There aren’t too many directors with his talent and even fewer who aren’t pretentious douche-bags, so someone should snag him up pretty quickly. If not, then I encourage all of you to check out his stuff. It’s funny, it’s cool and unlike those unnamed hip directors, Ivan actually knows how to shoot good sex. Voting is more than half over in the annual Rog Reviews Fan Fave awards. For the better part of two weeks, fans from all over the world have been casting their ballots to reduce the fields of 100 to their current top ten status. (With the final four in each category squaring off in mid December.) Early rounds gave us a huge surprise when last years two-time winner, Taryn Thomas (Best Female Performer and Best Newbie) was knocked out in the first round. With last year’s winner on the shelf, that opens the gate for any one of the ten women still left vying for the award. At the time of this writing, Jenna Haze, Belladonna and Teagan Pressley seem to have the most momentum. Two time defending champ Erik Everhard has the inside track to take home a third straight award as Best Male Performer. With so many hot newbies in the running, Naomi, Sasha Grey, Amy Reid and Sasha Noxt could all walk home with the trophy. This year, Best DVD has been added to the awards and so far the fan voting has mirrored the critic’s selection. A number of heavily nominated movies including Jenna Haze Darkside, Fashionistas Safado and Corruption have made it into the top ten. By next month, the winners will have been decided and we can see how closely the fan faves match the AVN picks. Last month we talked about the celebrity sex tape involving Dustin Diamond. The former star of “Saved by the Bell” made his X-Rated debut in “Screeched” and it made a moderate splash. He’s certainly not Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton, but he’s not Tom Sizemore or Chyna either. All of these celeb movies have a built in audience, but oddly enough, most of us would rather see hot female celebrities fuck than C level guys boinking hookers….errrr, random girls. On the heels of the Screen DVD, we got news that two of pop music’s hottest honeys may have smut loops of their own floating around. Following the announcement of her divorce, Britney Spears has gone on a bit of a rampage, partying with her friend Paris, flashing her goodies and trying to squelch the idea that she and K-Fed-Ex may have been rolling tape on a four hour honeymoon bone-a-thon. We may not know yet whether such a tape exists, but I know we’re all hoping. Britney’s tape rumor was followed by a report that Jessica Simpson may have recorded a liaison with her then-husband Nick Lachay. The tape was reportedly stolen and being offered back to the couple in exchange for a serious chunk of change. Wishful thinking aside, someone really needs to explain to me how that kind of thing works. So as we enter the final month of 2006 and I look back on a year that saw the rise of some powerful new companies, some hot new babes and the continued evolution of the industry we all love I have compiled a very simple holiday wish this year. No wishes for blowjobs from specific porn girls or the long-waited releases of certain celebrity sex tapes. We’ve done those lists for years. This year I wish only that everyone reading this will have a healthy and happy holiday season. That the end of 2006 turns the page on any troubling scenarios in your lives and that 07 is a year that turns those issues around. I wish for a better understanding between those elected to office and those who choose to watch adult material. At the same time I wish for better understanding between those who watch porn and those who find it inappropriate. What we do in the privacy of our own homes is our own business. Everyone needs to learn to respect that. If we can do that, then we can go a long ways towards really getting along. On that note allow me to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, a joyous holiday season and the very best of everything in the coming New Year. |
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| Time to go shopping...... My friend Donna from Doc Johnson always knows what I want for my best Holiday Gifts story, what ever the newest version of their pocket rocket happens to be! |
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| Doc Johnson’s Duets - My favorite toy of all time is the Pocket Rocket. This is a more evolved version. You’ve got the nice powerful little vibrator on one side and the other side squirts outs a soft silky luscious lube to keep things quivering and slippery. Just the way you want ‘em. A duet in your hand is an orgasm waiting to happen. In pearly pink, purple or silver. You can look at all the cool stuff at http://www.docjohnson.com, but to buy it go to your favorite adult store! |
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| Lela is a rising star, soon to be a bald one, lol I had so much fun interviewing Lela Star that we went way over our time limit and our space limit for the magazine. So I cut a funny interesting chunk to share with you guys about her pussy hair removal. Certainly not something you get to hear two girls talk about every day... Enjoy! |
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| Lela when you told me you wanted to do this interview at one and then I realized you were in my time zone I was like, ONE???? Because I have to do at least an hour of research and write questions and watch one of your movies if I have one and that takes a couple hours and I want to do that right before I talk to you. So when someone says one, it’s usually good because everyone else is on California time, and that means four here. But when you said one, you meant one, and I was like oh no. Because there is construction going on at my house all day, pounding and drilling, I have been working late nights when it is quiet to do my writing. So I often don’t go to bed until 6 or 7 in the morning. Well I had to get up early today and go get laser hair removal. Do they take the laser beam and remove one hair at a time? It’s like a two inch section at a time. So they burn the roots, right? And it fucking hurts. I bet! Doesn’t it leave a burn mark? Or at least redness? Not really. This is my fourth session, I have two more to go and then no more hair! No more hair ever? Does it grow back light? Once it’s done, no more hair ever. It’s guaranteed. I’m going to the best place. Where are they doing? Your pubic area? Yeah, my legs and my bikini, the whole thing. I don’t have any hair. OUCH! I can’t imagine how much that hurts. Let’s see it’s 10am I have to go get my pussy zapped. What do you drink or what pills do you take before you go to your appointment? (Laughs) The legs don’t hurt. But the pussy does. Especially because they are getting everything. Just imagine where EVERY hair grows. Yes, that means right on delicate tissue next to certain holes. How long is each session? Only an hour. It doesn’t hurt afterwards. It only hurts while they are doing it. It feels like someone is snapping you with a rubber band. So all you girls who are into pain, this is the perfect way to have fun on your day off! It’s really worth it. I can already go a month without shaving and there is just a little bit of light hair, and I’m not done yet. A lot of people get their bikini waxed, which is just ripping the hair right out of you. That hurts too. But by you doing this, once you are done, you are totally done. So are you going to be completely bald everywhere down there? Yes I had always shaved it completely bald there anyway. I don’t dig hair down there. I don’t like hair. So you will be totally smooth like a baby’s butt. Guys will like that. I’ve never had any complaints! |
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| I LOVE BRANDON IRON and his series 50 to 1 #4 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| How many movies come out that feature FIFTY SCENES? The answer is NONE except Brandon's 50 to 1 from Platinum X Pictures. Any movie you find that has anything close to that is a full of a bunch of rehashed scenes put into a compilation. Nothing wrong with that, but also not very original. Brandon spends time picking his girls, has interesting interviews with the girls, and then shots a load in her mouth. What a nice way to spend the day! Brandon must eat his Wheaties to put out the amount of fluid he does for one movie! If you haven't seen any in this series yet, you have to check it out!
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| SPEAKING OF HOT MOVIES!- | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here are some mucha calienta chiquitas in AVN nommed best ethnic themed latin movie, (#10) and series, YOUNG TIGHT LATINAS. I love Red Light District movies, but often cannot do stories on them because their pics are too explicit for this site. I searched and cropped just so you could get a TASTE of what's inside the box..... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALMOST HERE AND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUT OUT THERE AND SUPPORT ALL THAT BLATANT COMMERCIALISM SO THAT EVERYONE OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS KNOWS THAT YOU TRULY LOVE THEM! Soooo, I am going to help you. There are so many great R and X Rated gifts out there that you could be giving out for which ever holiday you choose to celebrate. You'll get lot of laughs and appreciation from the recipient whether it is your friend/brother/co-worker etc... And if it is your lover you may also get some fringe benefits!!!. The products I have picked to tell you about are the best of the best, the most fun, truly original, sometimes hysterical and maybe even educational but also fairly priced. I'll do one a day for the next week or so. That way it's a reminder to you everyday that you better get your ass moving! After all, there are only 24 shopping days left until Xmas, 15 days until Hannukka, 25 until Kwanzaa and so on. ( If I am leaving your specific celebration out let me know and i will add it in, for example I'm afraid although I celebrate it, I don't know the exact date of Festivus!) |
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| The BEST GIFT TODAY IS..the curtain please... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A great gift if you plan on Fucking on Festivus! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Vivid Condoms - High class packaging and the most beautiful girls on the front make these condoms easy to find in the sea of rubbers found on racks and countertops. With something as important as helping to prevent unwanted pregnancy and placing a barrier between you and disease, you have to buy from the company that is well known for high quality and great sex. There is only one- VIVID. VividCondoms.com
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| Today is "Clone-A-Willy" DAY! - Quick and easy, you make an exact replica of your penis, balls and all. This is the perfect gift for separated military couples. He can make her a very personal gift, so even though he isn’t there with her at night, a very important part of him is. The phone in one hand so she can hear his voice and Willy in the other hand, is about as close as you can cum together being thousands of miles apart. (There is a clone a pussy kit too!!!!) I think this is a fabulous idea, and even if you are not far apart, it would be a blast to play with together, making copies of each other's private parts! THere is even one you can make out of CHOCOLATE!!! Good stuff. Everyone but a gay senator would love this gift! Excuse me, I mean everyone INCLUDING a gay senator would love this gift, as long as he doesn't have to tell his wife about it! Adameve.com | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| These adorable bears keychains come in all kinds of kink and for a very reasonable price. Perfect to give every "I didn't forget about you" /perv on your list. Don't forget all the service people in your life, the girl/guy who waits on you at your fav restaurant, delivers your pizza, mows your lawn, takes your bank deposits etc.....I know a couple UPS guys who would just LOVE ONE! :) Key chains - These little bears have big personalities. There is one to fit everyone’s personal taste, including sports, nationalities, monsters, professions, hobbies and sex. Here are a couple of my favorites. These cuddly cuties will make it harder to lose your keys! AdultCandyShoppe.com |
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| MySpace.com is a great place to meet porn chicks. Come join me! MySpace.com/CindiLoftus request to be my friend and tell me you are a reading CindisNakedTruth.com! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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