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May 7th, 2006
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I hereby proclaim today, May 7th, 2006, TAYLOR WANE day, because she exemplifies what an adult star should be. The movies she stars in respect women and show them as the sexy, strong, smart beautiful creatures they are. Taylor raises the bar and sets a good example of what high class X-rated means.

She is so gorgeous she doesn't look real. She looks like one of those "Real Dolls." Those lips, that hair, those huge boobs and tiny waist topped with a sexy English accent make you think of your ideal fantasy girl. Perhaps that is why Taylor was picked to star in comic books; two so far, called Vamptrix 1 & 2 "Goddess of the Night" Besides all those good looks,Taylor has a great personality. She is funny, she is educated. She is interesting to have a conversation with. She is opinionated and sassy. She enjoys dressing in lingerie and doing her hair and putting on makeup and teasing her man. She also loves boobs! Taylor would be the perfect gift for the couple who has everything, lol. Many of the movies you find Taylor in are written & directed by her. What you will find in a movie from Taylor is lots of beautiful women with big boobs enjoying themselves together, on beautiful sets, in expensive sexy corsets and panties, maybe stockings and lace bra & panties. Only high class, high end everything in Taylor's movies. NO rough stuff. Just beauty at its finest, and sexiest!

I asked Taylor-
What she likes about her job-
"It's not every day that someone has a job where you get laid, get paid and go home knowing that people all around the world appreciate you doing your job. Most jobs are thankless. I've got the best job in the world."

What she likes about her big boobs-
"Thank god for my boobs, when my pussy is sore, my jaw aches, and My ass has quit, I still have these massive tits to empty a set of nuts."

What she thinks of her fans-
"Taylor Wane Fans are the best because these are men that really appreciate a real woman that enjoys being all the woman she can be. Curves, sensuality and proud of enjoying the Joys of Sex. Without them, I'd have a very warped sense of mankind with the present trend of Adult."

Thanks Love. And
Happy Taylor Wane Day!!


Taylor has a few websites and pages-
www.taylorwane.com
www.buytaylorwane.com
www.myspace.com/taylorwane
www.xpeeps.com/taylorwane.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/misstaylorwane/
http://groups.msn.com/taylorwane/

May 6th, 2006
I was reading AdultFYI.com and Vivid contract girl Lacie Heart made the statement that she was one of the five laziest people on the planet, and it got me to wondering, who are the other four? I can think of "characters" like Homer Simpson, and Al Bundy that were couch potatoes, but they both had jobs so they weren't that lazy. Sleeping Beauty didn't do very much around the house but then she was in a drug induced comma, so you couldn't expect a hell of a lot. As far as real people go, I guess all those 700-1200 pound people (we are seeing a lot of them on TV lately, don't you think?) who lay in bed all day would be on the list. But I bet it takes all their energy just to roll over, and you really have to count them as sick or disabled, so I guess they don't really count. President Bush would be lazy as far as doing any real work goes, but someone does it all for him. He doesn't fit though because the 3 weeks out of a month vacas that he takes are very active. So who is really LAZY? I'm not I work my ass off. Actually all of my family and friends work hard and /or are very physically active. My dog is lazy about 80 % of the time, but the other 20% when she is bouncing off the walls and the bed and me makes up for it. I know someone who always says he is lazy and acts like he is lazy, but when it comes down to getting a movie shot, edited and released he gets it done, so he isn't really. You know who you are Chelito. Even rich spoiled wives who don't work and go shopping and primping all day, still work out at the gym with their personal trainers. What about those guys who walk up and down the divider in the road and beg for money? Well they are standing up all day, their shoes about melting on 100 degree pavement with the hot sun baking them. That's hard work. I wouldn't want to do it, even if some of them have nicer clothes and shoes then I do. Maybe welfare mothers with four kids who get free rent and food stamps and SSI and health insurance and all that? Can you imagine trying to feed, cloth, manage, educate and raise four kids in a bad neighborhood on about $50 a week? No, I don't think those Mom's are lazy at all, they got themselves in a bad position and now they are going to have to work really hard to get out of it. So I guess Lacie is right, she is one of the five laziest people in the world. As a matter of fact she is THE laziest person on the planet, because I just can't think of anyone else. Can you? Lacie- Yu are the expert, who are the other four?

TALK ABOUT BLOWING SMOKE OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!
It seems the good folks over at "The Howard Stern Show" have heard about JENNIFER STEELE's antics in Amsterdam! They've asked the famed fire-breathing porn slut to appear on their show May 22nd to perform a rather different kind of sex act.

"They want me to smoke out of my ass!" laughs STEELE. "I'm having a friend of mine from Burning Man blow a glass butt bong especially for the show. It should be hilarious!"

CL- Way to go Jen. She is also going to be interviewing directors and cameramen would like to take a working vacation in South FLorida for her movie company XXXBabylon


Have a great WEEKEND everyone. Drop me a line Writercindi@bellsouth.net or visit me on MySpace.com/CindiLoftus.

May 5th, 2006
I heard Cheney's Gay daughter just wrote a book called " Now it's my Turn" , so I think I will use the same title for my writing today.

Well I must say I have had a pretty interesting week this week. There is just so much going on. Sunday I went out to lunch with
Donna Doll and her Manager Todd at an Argentinean restaurant. Basically all you could eat cooked to your order meats ( steak, sausage, salmon, chicken, ribs etc...) and then a large salad and dessert bar. ( I think it is called El Gaucho? Federal Hwy, a little bit south of Oakland on the right in front of the best Western hotel) It was excellent food and excellent company! I didn't eat half as much as I would have liked to ( which is always a good thing) because we were talking so much. As a matter of fact what we thought was going to be a quick bite to eat turned into THREE & A HALF HOURS. I had no idea how long we had been there until we left the restaurant and I looked at the time. So we all had a really good time. Monday Donna went in to get some more CC's added to her bust. So next time you see her, her boobs will be even BIGGER!!!! She is recovering just fine, and today she was up out of bed and around.
On Tuesday I interviewed
Nikki Benz. She is going to be on our cover for the convention issue which comes out June first. Nikki and I have hung out a couple times and always had fun, but it's been two years since I have seen her in person. I can't wait to see her next month. We had a great conversation and the interview is going to come out excellent. It should be up on Xcitement.com around the end of May. The print version will be out June 1st. And Nikki will be signing the cover at the convention.
Today I interviewed
Mason Storm our hometown girl that has done over 200 movies and now does more internet and works with local directors. She has had her fill of traveling all the time and just wants to work near home. She was really interesting to talk to because we went off in all different directions and I think you will find her fascinating. She has also been in this business for over 10 years so she is very knowledgeable and level-headed. Mason's issue will be out May 15th. She will be at my booth CindisNakedTruth signing her covers.
We will also have
Alexis Amore signing covers at her booth, Gina Lynn signing the story about her new Black Jack game (where she strips if she loses!), the Wildfire duet will also be signing their recently printed cover at the Xcitement booth. There are so many famous stars that are going to be there, and so many things going on. You have to check out the website to see everything. www.eXXXoticaMiami.com. And if you don't live close by, check out the hotels on South Beach. My group is staying at the South Seas.
Tonight (thurs) I took a one hour break out of my 16 hour day to watch Survivor and was very happy to see rude, psychotic, cave man Sean kicked out.
Friday I have a ton of errands to do for my house and to start getting ready for the convention. I have four freelance stories to write besides my regular work, AND I am happy to say that Porn Gossip Monger Luke Ford's ex-girlfriend, now friend, has agreed to do an interview with me, about what he is really like. That should be really fun and interesting. We won't be too hard on him, lol.
Saturday I am going to attempt to escape the giant alligator and go kayaking again. Sunday is clean up and grocery shop day. And Monday I am going to see my favorite singer/ guitar player of all time. Raul Midon is opening at the Culture Room in Fort Lauderdale, whew, no wonder I need some more xanax. I won't even start to talk about the fact that the hurricanes start in 4 weeks and my house is still half torn down. Well anyway you all, thanks for reading. I am getting a lot of positive feedback from you and I really appreciate it. I am doing quite well with traffic seeing that this is such a new site. Please drop me a note or question or opinion good or bad and I will print it. And if anyone can put a link or banner up on their site and link it to my site please do! and let me know. Google tells me I need more links back to here, to get up higher in the rankings so people can find me. Any where that has over 18 visitors and legal, and you can STICK IT (
CindisNakedTruth.com) up for me, please do. And anyone who wants to join my myspace, my addy is myspace.com/CindiLoftus. Please tell me you are a reader when you make your request, then I will accept you right away. I put everyone else through the third degree, lol. Well have a great weekend and write and tell me what you were up to!
xoxo,
Cindi

May 4th, 2006
Brooke Hunter can be really Bossy.......
I've known Brooke for quite a long time, and she has always been a real sweetheart whenever we have hung out or talked on the phone, but nice is not what she does for in this movie! She goes for hardcore, nasty raunchy, climbing the walls until you come girl on girl action. Brooke directs and stars in this movie, and is a really sexy hard-core flick. And look how gorgeous all the girls on the cover are! Just imagine them all naked and going wild on each other!
Lusty lipstick lesbians licking each other to the
heights of ecstasy take the spotlight in Black Widow's latest release,
Brooke's Bitches, in stores now. Brooke's Bitches stars Michelle Raven, Jordan Styles, Kandi, Cherry Lane and Brooke, in addition to AVN Award winner Violet Blue.
"This isn't soft focus, gay-for-pay gash bashing," Hunter, who also directed the title, said. "This is hardcore, all-girl XXX. I subject these girls' pussies to dildos, night sticks and even pool sticks, and they all love it. It's an amazing title that proves that girl-on-girl action directed by a woman can just as hard as anything the boys put out."
"Brooke Hunter does some of the best scenes in the industry," Black Widow's vice president, Lisa, said. "Brooke's Bitches brings her variety of girl-on-girl kink for everyone to see. It's raunchy, hardcore, depraved and it's just the sort of thing that today's consumers are looking for."
I KNOW it's just the kind of thing my readers want to see!

Judge doesn't give in for HEAD
Federal Judge George Schiavelli has denied a request for a temporary restraining order by Karrine Steffans – the hip hop music video feature artist known as “Superhead” – that sought to disrupt distribution of a new Vivid Entertainment DVD titled “Superhead.”
Ms. Steffans had requested a temporary restraining order against Vivid with regard to advertising and a box cover photo of her on the DVD, which Vivid released on April 21st. The DVD features her performing explicit sex scenes with famous adult actor Mr. Marcus that Vivid says clearly demonstrate the notorious sexual prowess for which she earned her nickname.
One of Ms. Steffans’ complaints was her allegation that Vivid implied she had an exclusive agreement with Vivid; however, she did not. Judge Schiavelli noted that Ms. Steffans had made an insufficient showing that she was likely to prevail on the merits of her case. Ms. Steffans’ underlying lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment Group and Vivid Entertainment LLC for a permanent injunction and money damages over the “Superhead” DVD remains pending before Judge Schiavelli.
Ms. Steffans has been in the news lately as she promotes her book. A press release promoting her appearance this month on a segment of the Oprah Winfrey Show called “Smart Women on Stupid Girls,” (
CL-which one is Steffans? lol) noted that that Ms. Steffans “was 21 years old when she made her video debut. She danced in videos alongside some of the biggest artists in the industry, including Jay-Z, R. Kelly and LL Cool J. She quickly became a full-time booty shaking, breast baring dancer—but success came at a price.”
If her name was Give Head instead of Big Head do you think she would have a problem with a little sex video? Have you ever heard of her before this video and lawsuit came about? I didn't either. It's way too obvious that this is all about free publicity to sell more books.

May 3rd, 2006
FREE STUFF keep reading....
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The Prepaid Privacy Card is a simple alternative to the use of a credit card to purchase Internet content. The card does not require the buyer’s name or other personal information, thus insuring complete privacy and avoiding unwanted spam or the possibility of identity theft. PPPcard has exclusive prepaid payment relationships for the websites of leading companies including Jenna Jameson’s ClubJenna.com, Hustler.com, CyberErotica, Superglam.com and sites of individual adult performers such as SunnyLeone.com.

CL-And I have PPPcards to GIVE AWAY at the ExxxoticaMiami convention at my booths CindisNakedTruth.com & Xcitement.com. Come and see me, and if you are really nice I'll give you one with 24 hours worth of playtime. I've decided to call my PPPcard giveaway -"Cum and have an orgasm, on me!" Heee Heee. Glad my parents don't read this site, can you imagine? If you can't make it to the convention and would still like to receive a card, just write me a note saying how much you love my site and why ( Egomaniacs like me don't care if it is true or not), and if you do a good job at being a kiss ass I will send you one! Actually, the BEST ass Kisser will receive a high end PPPcard worth $50.00 that will allow you to use up that whole box of tissues. AND the movies you pick can be downloaded to watch over and over again!

WILD IN VEGAS releases today!
Ever wonder what it is like to go to the AVN convention in Las Vegas and hang out with all the stars? Well this movie has all that and more. You get to experience the Adult Expo accompanied by Miss Howard Stern, Andrea Brooks. She meets her fans, talks to all the top stars and then you have a whole bunch of sex going on. There's plenty to watch on this double disc set. The movie stars Audrey Hollander, Justine Jolie, Shy Love, along with a bunch of other hot stars. I want a copy!

And the movie I have been talking about for months, WONDERLAND, is being released May 9th. So be the first one on your block to get a copy! MetroInteractive.com

I talked about Eon McKai's Alt movie Neu Wave Hookers quite a bit on this site. All in a good way! He and his buddy Malachi were nice enough to actually read all I've written and send me a thank you note. Now that's what I call alt.class! I expect more great things from them coming out soon, especially since now they are signed with Vivid, who has created Alt Vivid for them.

THE PIPELINE: MAY 2006
by Rog at RogReviews.com

Hey everyone. You know it’s the beginning of May so 2006 is close to half over already. You know what that means. That’s right; time for some more awards for the best porn had to offer in 2005. Nothing like a little mid-year looking back to remind us all that it is almost time to start nominating movies for 2006. (Go ahead and pencil in “Jenna Haze Darkside” from Jules Jordan Video for a ton of statues.) It is also for us to get ready for Erotica LA, the FAME Awards and whatever other events we can squeeze into the long hot summer in Porn Valley.

She’s back. That’s right porn fans, our very favorite porno/pop princess Britney Rears is back in the sequel to her hit debut. Complete with a new single, Brit is back with “Britney Rears: I Wanna Get Laid.” Hustler video bombarded actual radio stations with promo packages promoting the adult flick. Spears, the porn alter-ego of Jessica Sweet, must face charges of lip synching in her latest movie. With help form the likes of Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie and Sunny Lane Britney finds loads of hot fun amidst the controversy. It would be easy to dismiss this movie as just another example of extremely clever marketing, but it is much more than the site, the song and the bling. Britney Rears 2 is actually a very hot stroke flick with memorable scenes from Jenaveve and Eva as well as more than a few trips around the hot tub with little Ms. Rears herself. Now if we can just convince the original Britney to join her porn namesake for some fun in BR 3, we’ll have something really special.

Some of you may be familiar with Kick Ass Pictures line “Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy.” For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure it’s an odd little all-sex line that features women with “pumped up” pussies. They use this scary looking thing that is slipped over the labia and then pumps the lips up until they look like a plastic surgery nightmare. Though it has never been explained exactly why a woman would want to have her pussy lips blown up like this, the folks at Kick Ass are making the technology available to the ladies at home. Pick it up at your favorite adult novelty dealer on line or at home. Do me a favor though. If any of you use this thing and find that it works, I want to hear all about it. Come on ladies, let’s hear it.

We all know that Vivid Video is one of the leading companies in adult entertainment. They are a giant in the porn biz, but they have been behind the curve in one area in recent years. With the rise of DVD as porn’s dominant format, virtual sex movies have become hugely popular. Digital Playground and Digital Sin have delighted fans with their “Virtual Sex With” and “My Plaything” lines for years. Vivid’s response to this point has limited to a few scattered virtual discs. This month they have finally stepped into the box with the first “Virtual Vivid Girl” DVD. For their first serious foray into the virtual sex world, Vivid has chosen Sunny Leone. Fans previously enjoyed her in Vivid’s “Sunny” and she so impressed the top brass that Vivid has given her the distinction of being their first Double V Girl. With POV sex, nice and naughty settings and the stunning Ms. Leone on board, it should be quite a successful project.

Speaking of Vivid, they have a new girl in their camp these days. Actually she isn’t really new at all. They are welcoming Cassidey back to the fold. After a few years away from the industry, the beautiful brunette with the stunning eyes and strong hunger for sweet pussy is back in the mix. Though she won fans with her stunning girl/girl scenes, fans who want to see her get poked with actual penis will have reason to be excited. The deal will put her in front of the camera with both guys and girls. No release date is set of her first movie back with Vivid, but I’m sure we’ll see plenty of her for a while.

I don’t usually delve into anything remotely political, but I couldn’t help but laugh at the comments made by Paul Verhoeven about the resounding thud made by “Basic Instinct 2” at the box office. "‘Anything that is erotic has been banned in the United States.Look at the people at the top (of the government). We are living under a government that is constantly hammering out Christian values. And Christianity and sex have never been good friends.’" Maybe Mr. Verhoeven hasn’t surfed the web lately. Maybe he hasn’t taken a look around the malls to see adult movies availabe in Tower Records. Perhaps he didn’t take the time to realize that as porn has become more accepted and mainstream, the need for badly written , poorly acted “erotic thrillers” with over the hill actrress just aren’t quite as sexy as they used to be. Nah, that’s too easy. It’s probably easier just to say that it’s Bush’s fault. (Too bad he wasn’t around when you released “Showgirls” eh Paul?)

Maybe Mr. Verhoeven missed another related story from Indonesia last month. Apparently, and this is going to be a huge shock to some porn journalists and lame Hollywood types, but Christians aren’t the only ones who have a problem with pornography. When Playboy magazine hit the streets in Indonesia, angry Muslim protestors pelted the building with rocks and threatened to burn the place down. Ironically enough, the Indonesian version of Playboy doesn’t even feature nudity. It might be tough, but if we give Paul Verhoeven enough time he might even find a way to convince himself that this too is Bush’s fault.

So on to the XRCO Awards we go. To the surprise of no one, it was another big night for Digital Playground’s giant hit “Pirates.” The movie picked up awards as Best Release, Best Epic and single-handedly gave director Joone the trophy as the top director in all of porn for 2005. Hillary Scott also picked up a pair of awards as Best Starlet and Orgasmic Oralist. The bid performer awards went to Manuel Ferrara and Nicki Hunter. Ferrara’s win mirrored the honor he picked up from AVN while Hunter outdid AVN’s choice for Female Performer Audrey Hollander for top honors. It was a great show a fun evening and I’ve got a whole gallery of pictures of the event up at http://www.rogreviews.com/Galleries/XRCO06/gallery.asp

Now that award season is over, we can move….huh? What? Oh yeah, the FAME Awards are in June so we’re not quite out of the woods yet. Let’s just say that we are almost done and can finally stop talking about awards after the July column. That leaves us one month before we have to start talking about the AVN nominations for 2006. Perhaps I should just add a little segment to this column to cover award nominations, winners and shows all year long. I guess that would be better than my sports predictions, right? Take care of yourselves everyone and get ready because summer is just around the corner

May 2nd, 2006
Hello boys and girls. I wanted to remind you that you have less then two weeks until MOTHER'S DAY! Did you think about what to get her??? Flowers are always nice, but not very personal. Does your Mom like Romance novels? Maybe the website talked about below would fit the bill! Hahahahahah NOT!

I made a new friend named Jeanie. She told me she was a photographer and she gave me the address of her website http://www.lildevilsexshop.com. So I figured I would check it out. I spent some time there nosing around and it seems that Jeanie isn't your average every day photographer; she has a very unique specialty. I found it quite interesting, unique, & SEXY. I just took the free tour and there was PLENTY to look at. I'll let Jeanie do the s'plaining...
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"Hello! I'm Webmistress Jeanie. I have lots of gorgeous new images for you. I shoot all my own photographs and videos - now numbering over 35,000 in the members area - and as always I invite you to write and tell me what you want to see. I love hearing about all of your kinky fantasies. Mine involve gorgeous women in nylons - pantyhose, tights, stockings, and other lingerie - erotic bondage - restraint & control, and occasionally a hot spanking that ends in a mind blowing orgasm - erotic role play and romantic costume play. I like to think of my site as romance novels fantasies for adults of both sexes. If this sounds like your kind of fun I invite you to join us and play while you view this site's more than thirty thousand original exclusive images."

Stockings and pantyhose and tights don't do much for me, Jeanie, but I know they do for some of my readers. I'm always most interested in things I never heard of before, or know very little about. I was intrigued by your pics of "sleeping" fantasies, the "chloro" fantasies and the bondage stuff. I wouldn't mind exploring that scenario. As long as I was the explor-er, not the explor-ee. (Did I say that right?) You know me, the weirder the better as long as I'm not on the receiving end, lol. Live and learn. No matter how long I've been exploring peoples fetishes and fantasies, there's ALWAYS more to learn. I think after the sleeping and bondage, I would wake her up and have my way. When I was done someone on a white horse could come by and save them. I really wouldn't care because I'd be long gone by then, lol. Anyway, Jeanie's site is WAY better then any romance novel I've ever read, but wait, I can't THINK of an actual romance novel I've read.... Hmmm, Does Fabio still do book covers? Or is he still not believing in the butter? Do books written by De Sade maybe, or Anne Rice count? Wait there one was I read. Anyone else remember The Thorn Birds? Am I tangenting again? ( I can TO make up my own words if I feel like it) Just go see Jeanie's site and send her a note telling her what you think and that I sent you. http://www.lildevilsexshop.com
May 1st, 2006
Reincarnation of Betty Paige Collectors DVD with bonus full size pin-up poster

Bettie Page mania is sweeping the country... the biopic opens in theaters nationwide April 14th, her merchandising is bigger than Marilyn Monroe or James Dean , the media frenzy is raging, the burlesque renaissance is at it's peak, fetish fashions rule the day, and now... Metro Interactive is fueling the fire with what will become a cult-classic, instant best-seller. www.metrointeractive.com

"10 Questions With Da Burglar" - Christie Lee

1) If you met a guy, say someone like Da Burglar, who had not yet seen any of your porn movies or scenes, which one would you suggest Christie as the one you are most PROUD of as being the BEST Scene/Movie you have shot to date? What made this one so great/awesome
in your opinion?
Christie Lee: "Id have to say my first anal scene for Jules Jordan’s Perfect Specimens."

2) Christie, do you actually ever TRULY achieve orgasm when you perform in your movies? If so, name a specific scene or Movie in which YOU DEFINITELY achieved climax, so your fans can rush out and buy/see it if they have not already seen it.
Christie: "I do actually have orgasms on cam. When I have an orgasm I usually pull off the cock, or you’ll see my feet going crazy."

3) Christie, Jenna Jameson has a Life Size BLOW UP DOLL that TRUE fans of Jenna can purchase and make sweet love to all day and night, and so long as they periodically wash the doll, sanitize it, and avoid DONKEY PUNCHING the Jenna Doll, the relationship with the Jenna Doll will last a long time. Would you ever want a "Christie Lee Life Like Blow Up Doll" to be
made, and if YES, would you allow Donkey Punching of Your Christie Lee Life Size Blow Up Doll in the Terms of Use/Instructions that come with it?

Christie Lee: "That would be cool to have a blow up doll made of me but I don’t think I have a big enough name to make it a seller. But if I did I would not encourage donkey punching. "

What is your best feature/body part Christie that would be difficult to duplicate on a Life Like Christie Lee Blow up Doll?
Christie Lee: "The inside of my cooch."


4) Rank in order of importance (1 being the most important, 2 the next most, etc) the qualities you find MOST important in a man as a potential mate/partner:

-Looks: 3
-HATRED for Donkey Punching: 1
-Intelligence: 3
-Dick Size: 3
-Sense of Humor: 1
-Ability to Give Oral Sex to a Woman: 5
-Love for his Mother: 1
-Concern for the Environment: 10
-Cooking Ability: 10
-Money/Financial Situation: 4
-How nice a car he drives: 6

5) Describe briefly your idea/ideal of the perfect "date" with a guy....

Christie Lee: "Its been so long since I went out on a date, I don’t think I'd know how to act. Maybe going to a comedy club and pounding back some beers? Im not
into romantic stuff when I first meet a guy, its soo dumb and I feel like the guy is trying too hard. Romance should come after the first few times he bends me over and bangs me in the ass and calls me his fav whore, haha "

6) Once you are no longer performing in Porn Scenes, What will you be doing to make a living/support yourself? Will you EVER get Married Christie, and if so, are you more likely to Marry for Love or Money? More likely to marry a man Older than you, or the same age/slightly younger than you?
Christie Lee: "I don’t plan on getting married until im about 50. After the biz I plan on going into real-estate."

7) Do you still have a sexual fantasy left, and if sowhat is it? What are the things, no matter how experienced or jaded or bored you might get with porn or sex, that will ALWAYS turn you on (i.e. maybe getting a foot massage, getting buttfucked, perhaps sitting in a Hott Tub drinking Champagne, jello wrestling with other hot chicks with a drunk Irish Midget as a guest referee, etc)????

Christie Lee: "My sexual fantasy is weird. It has to do with food. In my fantasy I would be sitting butt naked in a plate of spaghetti sauce with my legs up in the air and a guy eating me out.."

(Also, tell everyone about your love for Ball Park Wieners and why...that's Da Burglar's personal favorite Christie Lee story. )
Christie Lee: "The ends of Ball park wieners look like butt holes. And who doesn’t like butt holes?"

8) What/Who is Christie Lee's Favorite:

Snack Food: chocolate ice cream
Sports Team: Toronto maple leaves
Book: Go ask alice
Time of Day to have sex: afternoon
MUSIC BAND: cold play
Amusement Park Ride: any rollarcoaster
Men's Fragrance: natural
Holiday: Christmas
Sexual Position: missionary with the guys body pressedagainst mine and his moans in my ear
Flavor of Pop Tart: chocolate
Mixed Drink and Brand of Beer: jack & coke & Newcastle
Porn Performer (Male AND Female): Steve Holmes & Roxy Jezel

9) If you could go back to when You were about to turn 18 years old (say 17 years, 11 months old), would you DO or DECIDE anything different Christie to avoid getting involved in Pornography, and if so what path/career would you choose? If you COULD not be a porn Performer, what would you like to be doing with yourself for a living?

Christie Lee: "avoid getting involved in Pornography? I moved 7 hours away from my small town to the city to get into porn. I think my decision was clear. Or maybe it was my love for the ends of ball park wieners that drove me to move to the city and than to cali, the
selection out here is way cooler. IF and that’s a but IF I didn’t get into porn id probably be working in an old age home ( that’s what I did before porn) or running my own."

10) The last question is a reverse/turn the tables type question...Christie gets to ask Da Burglar ANYTHING she wants...What does Christie want to Ask?

Christie Lee: "Beer or pop tarts? What would you give up first?"

DB: "tarts, no contest..."

Christie is an insane amount of fun to talk with and hang out.


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