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May 14th, 2006
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! You can still look good, if you forgot. For your baby's Momma or your own Mom, run over to Walgreen's for flowers, candy and a card, and stop at Denny's for a couple breakfasts to go. If your Mom is out of town send her an e-mail card and an online gift certificate for Amazon.com or a restaurant. And it will seem like you had it planned all along...... Sneaky, ain't I.....

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Hillary Scott Traveling to New York for Howard Stern Taping
Red hot starlet to tell of how JM Productions has made her who she is today.
(CL-is that a good thing? or a bad thing?)

Chatsworth, CA – AVN Award winning super slut Hillary Scott, star of such fine films American Bukkake 29, Swirlies 2 and Irritable Bowel Syndrome 2, is on her way to New York City to tape a special segment for The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio. JM Productions, for whom Scott has shot many movies, is sponsoring her trip and will be providing her with numerous romantic video clips to share with Howard and his cohorts.

As one might imagine, Hillary is extremely excited about this privilege. “Over the past year my career in porn has afforded me many great experiences that regular people simply don’t get to have,” explain the blonde starlet, “First, it was getting fucked in the ass by Dave Hardman and getting my head flushed down a toilet, and now I get to be on Howard Stern. I can’t imagine how exciting my life will be a year from now!”

JM, who has is releasing the ultimate DVD for the Hillary Scott fan, Hillary Scott Cock Star, on June 16th, is proud to sponsor
( CL-as in PAY FOR?) her trip. “Hillary is one of the best performers in the business today and her scenes are truly amazing,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice. “Watching her in American Bukkake 29 deeply touched me. If it didn’t gross me out so much I might have asked her to marry me.”
(CL- cum on tony, you don't want to marry her, you just want another blow job!)


Hillary’s interview and segment will first appear on the
Howard Stern channel, 100, on Sirius Satellite Radio on Monday, May 15th at 7:00PM ET. Video of her appearance is also being taped for Howard TV for iN DEMAND and will be available for viewing on major cable TV providers across the country at a later date.

CL-This is a nice press release and all, and Tony and Hillary are funny. But I actually had to clean it up a bit because there were too many bad words, lol! Anyway, the real reason I posted this was because I wanted to show you how cute Hillary is. Who would want to put that cute face in a toliet? Now there maybe some other places you'd like to put her head!

Best movie title this month! Chicks and Salsa courtesy of
Third Degree

May 12th, 2006
Some forty or fifty odd, yes very odd, years ago the Publisher of Xcitement Magazine was born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB!!!!

A risque´repartee with the woman of the day, the LustyLibrarian (LL) from LustyLibrary.com.

1) When someone first meets you and talks to you, would they think more
lusty, or more librarian? and why? Do you usually tell people you meet what
you do for a living?

I like to think I'm the perfect blend of both. I have different answers
about my job for different situations or people. It's a matter of judgment
really. I'm not embarrassed of it, it's just that with some people it's a
can of worms I don't feel like opening.

2) What other jobs have you had and how did you end up with this one?
I've had a few office jobs just out of college, but this is my first one
like this. I answered an ad on careerbuilder and here I am!

3) What are the best and worst things about this job?

The best things are the people on the site. After watching it grow from the first day live on the web to now when we have so many loving and addicted members, it's just a great feeling. We built something and look what it has become. It is beloved and that makes me happy.
The worst thing is trying to please everyone. It's impossible, but I try and
try nonetheless. I want the Lusties to be happy with the site and everything
on it and when they're not I have a tendency to take it a little bit
personally.

4) What is the sexiest paragraph (that came through your site) that you have
ever read? We'd like to read it too! Please credit author.

It's a bit of a long paragraph, but here it is. It's from The Bathroom, by
Cemmaes.

"We're not done yet" I whisper to you. You groan in pleasure and smile at
me. Taking your hand, I lead you into the shower. The hot water crashes down on us, stinging. I wet myself down first, letting you see the water running over my body, letting you see how hard I am for you. I guide you under the water next, using my hands to spread it around. Running my fingers through your hair, soaking it. I switch places with you again, and turn you away from me. Taking your arms, I place your hands flat against the wall, so you're holding yourself up. I pick up the bar of soap, and begin running it up and down your back and over your ass. Working up a thick lather, I put the bar down and begin to spread the soap around with my hands. I move down the top of your arms, and then back up the underside. Following the curve of your body, I cup your breasts in my soapy hands, rubbing in circles. You moan again, and I can feel your hips beginning to move on their own, back and forth. My fingers trace down from your breasts, across your belly. They arrive at your sex and begin to spread the lather through your pubic hair. I enter you then. You cry out and throw your head back in pleasure. My hands move up to your hips, gripping you there. I begin to pump in and out, using long hard strokes. I can hear our skin as it slaps together. You're incredibly hot around me, so hot, it almost hurts. I groan as you squeeze me, and nuzzle against the back of your neck. You're breathing frantically now, almost ready to cum again. I pump into you even harder, stroking deep inside you. You feel me growing, and I groan loudly calling your name. I buck inside you wildly, and you feel me cum. That feeling of pulsing heat sends you over the edge, and you scream my name as you cum.

5) What kind of questions do people ask you about your job? ( please answer them too, lol)
People ask me how I found the job -I tell them careerbuilder. I get a lot of
questions like what's it like to work there, and I always say it's very
interesting. Because it is. It's like a normal job, but not. I get questions about the stories sometimes, people want to know if I have to read
every story that comes through, and I do. If I have a favorite author, and I
do. But I'm not telling.

6) Tell us all about your site
LustyLibrary.com was created to be a different kind of erotica website. We
saw what was out there and wanted something BETTER. Our stories are smarter and better written than anywhere else on the net and that is due to our high standards. The community aspect of the site is amazing in that there is a core group of Lusties that are on everyday, but they are also so open to the new people that come to the site. It's never clique-ish. It's an open place to talk about whatever you want in between reading some great pieces of erotica.

7) Are you currently running a contest? How does that work?
We actually just finished a contest. We partnered with Adam & Eve, who
provided the prize of a $500 gift certificate to the winner. Every story
submitted in March was eligible and the voting took place through April. The
winner was the highest rated story as of midnight EDT April 30th. I'm not
sure yet what our next contest will be.

8) PLease tell us how the voting works?
We are actually about to change our voting system. Currently it's on a scale
of 1-10, but in the next week or so we are changing it so that there will be
no negative votes. There will be a scale very similar to what you see on
forum rankings - i.e. a certain number of posts, and you get a certain title
and a star and up from there. This is based on a certain number of votes.
But there is no voting anyone down, which is the problem we've had with our
current system.

9) What is the most popular category of erotic writing?
On the site, Lusty Liaisons seems to be the most popular. It's our sort of
catch-all category. It covers everything from one night stands, lovers'
trysts, and even hot sex between couples who have been together a while. It's a category for SEX, plain and simple.

10) Whose idea was this whole thing?
It was a collaborative effort between our entire team. We all brainstormed
until we came up with just the right idea.

11) What is the funniest thing that happened concerning your work?
When we first started recording podcasts, a girl I work with was recording a story for me. And she was nervous about it. So every time she messed up, she would make a sound or a gesture or say something that had us rolling on the floor. She was trying to vent frustration but it just came off as the
funniest thing ever. We have some great out-takes of that story.

12) What is the weirdest e-mail you ever received? What is the weirdest
story ( that you didn't use) you have gotten?

I banned a user when I found out he told someone in the chatroom he was
underage. Then he sent an email asking why he was banned. I told him. When
he responded, this is what he said: i was drunk i am 18 ok she also said she
was 17 so i want her so bad i did ok im promiss i am 18.

13) What hints can you give someone who wants to submit a story to
increase their story's popularity?

Proofread!! ( CL-see # 12, lol) A well-written story goes a long way on this site. Also use a thesaurus. The people on this site read a lot of erotic stories and hearing the same words over and over again gets a bit tedious. There are other words/euphemisms besides cock and pussy, hard and wet. Shake things up a little bit and don't be afraid to experiment, whether it's with your writing itself or with your sex scene.

CL- Thanks LL.


And then we have some nice ass....

May 11th, 2006
Okay. You guys know how I am about my reality shows. I'm over watching American Idol. The first person I wanted to win (Paris) was voted off last week. And now Chris my second fav gets booted. Thank God that Terry is still in the running for Survivor!

Tera is gonna give you some FOR FREE!!! AND IT's REALLY GOOD!

Tera Patrick has announced the launch of her new site www.teratrailers.com. Currently,trailers for the blockbuster features Appetite For Destruction, Desperate, Test Drive, Reign Of Tera, and fan favorite TERA TERA TERA are all instantly available for viewing.“Teratrailers.com was designed for media, distributors, and most importantly the fans”, explains Patrick. “It gives each viewer the opportunity to get a real feel for Teravision's top selling movies, by making the trailers, artwork, photo galleries, and even reviews available ala many major mainstream film studios!. We are positive that teratrailers.com will aid both distributors and consumers alike in making educated choices about their erotic entertainment! ” The site also contains exclusive, user-intuitive production still galleries from some of her very popular TeraVision/Vivid features, new release information and the latest info on what superstar Tera’s up to next, insightful reviews of TeraVision productions by magazines such as industry leader AVN, and a webstore offering fans of the enticing sexual seductress a way to purchase personally autographed photos of the beauty along with her many films available on DVD and her endorsed novelty products. You can count on TeraVision to make the exquisite beauty that is Tera Patrick readily available to the world and now with www.teratrailers.com. Tera is again a simple mouse click away!
Oh yeah, and by the way, it is absolutely FREE!

Mya Diamond is...Prettiest non-contract boxcover girl this month!
Pleasure presents a Sins Pictures Release- “Double Delight #3!Pleasure Productions, who brought you the very popular “Strap on Sally” Series, “Billy Big Stick” and “Deep Cheeks” series, are at it again with the third installment to best sellers Double Delight and Double Delight #2. Now we’re serving up another helping of major double penetrations with Double Delight #3! This third installment features the insatiable Lilit, Mandy Bright, Kathy Anderson plus the hotter than hot Mya Diamond is back for more after “Double Delight #2.” They’re all taking it anyway they can because one guy is never enough to satisfy these Pleasure pretties. It’s five girls and five scenes of non stop DP’s and double penetrations from ten different guys!

May 10th, 2006
We Support our Troops and they Support Porn!
Seymore Butts and Uncle Stevie aren't only popular over here in their porn movies and on "Showtime's "Family Business"! Their Publicist, April, sent me these pictures. Seems like our soldiers love them too, or at least love what they do and who they do it to and with! Keep up the good work our protectors, please come home safe and sound. Whether we support the war or not, I believe we all support you! AND PORN!

May 9th, 2006
ZUPKO - Extreme Again!
Thomas Zupko, one of my favorite all time directors of the bizare and creative hardcore movie, has gone back to his roots; back to Extreme Associates. EA an "extremely" controversial company is currently under investigation and appealing a court ruling on obscenity charges. They have had a rough and rugged path these last few years. But they are back in business and are proud to announce that director Thomas Zupko will be returning to the company full-time.

CEO and president Rob Black: “It’s just like the old days again, and we did some pretty crazy shit in the old days. We are honored to have the lunatic back!.”

Zupko, renowned for his cutting-edge, off-the-wall flicks, got his start with Evil Angel in 1997, joining forces with Black in 2000, where he went on to create some of the most unforgettable, disturbing pornography the business has ever seen, including the now-classics In The Days of Whore, The Attic, The Abyss, and the legendary Ass Clowns series.

“We had balls in those days,” an inebriated and overexcited Zupko says, “Rob is a true pornographer. One of the few in this industry who really gets it.”
CL- And Zupko is a true insane genius who has created two of my favorite movies, In Days of Whore, and Opera.

Zupko is also known for being one of the most misunderstood personalities in smut, a XXX dichotomy. Some look at him as a genius, his work peppered with references to Dostoyevsky, existentialism, the hypocrisy of the federal government and organized religion, all danced around the stage of hardcore anal sex. Others consider him to be someone on the verge of being institutionalized.

“Hell,” Zupko laughs, “When I watch the way these other motherfuckers operate, the way they hurt, lie, steal, tell you they love you in front of your face while promising you the world, then stick a knife in your back just because you don’t play their arrogant game or because they woke up on the wrong side of the bed in the morning….Hell, the day they tell me that I’m ‘sane’ is the day I’ll commit myself. We as human beings are so fucking greedy, narcissistic, and power hungry, we project our failings on others and take it out on those we can use and take advantage of. One day we’ll all truly get it.”

Zupko’s first project for Extreme will be called "Lisa Ann Defiled", a feature which he says will take the gorgeous starlet to erotic heights she has never seen before. “I’m picking Lisa Ann’s brain, which is as beautiful as her fucking body.” the crazed auteur exults, “I guarantee this will be a hardcore experience she and you will never forget.” Also starring in Lisa Ann Defiled is Rebecca Linares, Missy Monroe, and Lyla Lei. “We’re gonna’ open some eyes," Zupko reveals with a sinister evil wink, "and erect some dicks with this one. Lisa Ann will never be looked at the same way again.”

Following Lisa Ann Defiled, Zupko and Extreme will begin production on Ass Clowns #4: Bush Whacked! “That’s when the shit is going to hit the fan.” the maniacal impressario grins, “I can’t even talk about it yet.”

Zupko, whose Big Wet Asses series won Best Anal-Themed Series at this year’s AVN awards show, has received over thirty awards in his career and has conquered almost every genre, but admits he has been put through the ringer along the way.

“Hell, I love everyone,” the crazed auteur elaborates, “but some people boast that they are pornographers, albeit in truth just want the money, the superficial notoriety, and the pussy, but when the heat is turned up, these cowardly opportunists aren’t willing to take the risk.. HAVE FUCKING BALLS! IF YOU’RE A FUCKING PORNOGRAPHER, BE A FUCKING PORNOGRAPHER! Rob and I had our disagreements in the past, but he has learned from his mistakes (as have I) and the one thing we both have are pure hearts. I respect that man immensely and am going to give him my all. This is my final stop. They laughed at me when I said I was going to create an award-winning anal gonzo series because I was known for my off-the-wall controversial stuff. Then I created Big Wet Asses, which made my former employer a TON of money and won critical acclaim and a bunch of awards. Now I am going to do same one more time with my upcoming projects for Extreme. Satan has just entered the building—but a kind and gentle Satan!!”

“This is the resurrection of Zupko,” Black exclaims. “We’re going back to the old school with this one and the gloves are off. No more fucking bullshit!”

Tommy is Fine says Vivid girl
Stefani Morgan


Vivid Girl Stefani Morgan, the beautiful, blue-eyed blonde adult starlet who has been dating rocker Tommy Lee, is featured in a stunning six-page pictorial and interview in the June issue of FHM under the headline, “Tommy Lee can choose any woman he wants. He chooses Stefani Morgan.”


“More guys than girls ask me about Tommy in the bedroom,” Morgan tells her FHM interviewer. “Everyone asks me, ‘So how’s the sex with Tommy?’ I have no complaints.”


The magazine notes that “it’s not as if she’s lacking points of comparison. Since arriving in Los Angeles from her native Riverside, CA, two yeas ago, Stefani has counted among her conquests such tabloid regulars as Wilmer Valderrama, Jesse Metcalfe, JC Chasez and Rick Solomon. Oh yeah, and she also ditched modeling in favor of a career as an adult-film star with Vivid.”


Of her career as a Vivid Girl she says, “I found something that I love, and I’m happy.”


Of her romance with Lee she says, “I’ve had a lot of great sex with other people before, too, and with Tommy it’s awesome. He’s also the most down-to-earth person I’ve ever met. I’m crazy about him.” She said she met Lee at a Vivid party last January.


Vivid’s latest movie starring Stefani is the critically acclaimed “Rawhide” in which she plays a girl working her way through college at a local country bar where she drives her boss and the patrons wild with her overt sexuality.



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CINDI LOFTUS' NAKED TRUTH ARCHIVES
A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE IN THE INDUSTRY: This Column (As well as the entire website) is Copyright 2006 Xcitement.com/Media International, Inc. Photos, Artwork and Text are either authored, owned and copyrighted by Xcitement.com or owned and copyrighted by second and third parties that have graciously granted us permission to use their property, sometimes by exclusive arrangement. Permission to use items from this site MAY be granted, but ONLY after we receive a WRITTEN REQUEST in the form of an e-mail or postal letter and upon your receipt of WRITTEN PERMISSION from us granting you limited rights of use. Due to forementioned second party copyrights and exclusive use arangements, this will be done on an item by item basis. Taking ANYTHING off this site without WRITTEN PERMISSION (whether you credit us or give us a link back or not) WILL result in Legal Action for the Violation of Federal Copyright Laws by Xcitement.com and potentially other copyright holders. Send all REQUESTS to writercindi@aol.com