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August 12th, 2006
SECRETARY'S DAY IS A SMASH!
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There was a lot of fun going on and a whole bunch of sex happening last week on the set of Smash Picture's Secretary's Day. Seems as if all those business suit wearing glorified coffee getters had a wet spot growing underneath their little tight skirts. You like buns and glasses? Do you know what your secretary does on her day off? Do you even know what she does when you are out of the office? Do you think she has a mini vibrator in her purse? Did you ever have a fantasy of stripping off that professional attire to see if there is a garter belt under there ? Come clean, do you jerk off in your office behind the closed door thinking about throwing her across your desk? Well Smash pictures KNOWS you have those daytime fantasies and they have the pictures to prove it! So even if you didn't get to go watch the live filming like some lucky reporters did, you can see the movie when it comes out soon. Here are some sexy secretaries to whet your whistle. Do you want cream with that coffee?
THanks for the pics Stuart. I can't wait to see what you do for Grandparents Day!!!! LOL

INTERNEXT- Fun in the Sun in South Florida
Summer Internext filled the Hollywood Diplomat with webmasters and adult computer business people from around the country for 3 or 4 days of fun and sun, plus seminars, and networking. Once again the convention was a big success, and although I heard that the show floor was less crowded then last year, every person I talked to said it was well worth the trip. THe cost of admission included free brunch, daily seminars on important website, business and legal topics, and of course entrance to the convention hall where many companies had booths to show their wares or offer their services. Another HUGE part of attending was the all day long "networking" parties which included free drinks and/or food. Then there were the all night long "networking" parties that included free drinks and/or food. So basically everyone had a fabulous time, did some business and some partying oh and we can't forget, got a great tax deduction! The winter Internext convention is much bigger, and flashier and will be held in Vegas in January. Go to AVN.com, look under events for more details!

August 11th, 2006
SUNNY BRINGS MORE JOY TO THE WORLD
Vivid Entertainment’s first all-interactive DVD, “Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone,” receives five out of five stars in a review from Adult DVD Empire, the three-time winner of AVN’s Best Retail Website Award.

A first in a series, the DVD features former Penthouse Pet of the Year Sunny Leone, who is joined by four other hotties, including Vivid Girl Lanny Barby, Lexie Marie, Charmane Star and Amy Reid.

With over 35,000 adult DVDs for purchase and rent, the website’s reviewer, Spooky, votes that “Virtual Vivid Girl is one of the best adult releases of 2006. It’s a must-have!”
(CL- Ya know what Spooky? I haven't seen it, but if I can have virtual sex with Sunny Leone and Lanny Barby I'm buying it, oh yeah, for sure!)

The two-disc DVD is packed with over nine hours of content to enjoy, including your pick of sexual options, timing, angle and speed. Watch and adjust as the girls ride the Sybian machine, pair up in girl/girl sessions and are showcased in personal segments. “Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone” is currently available on DVD in stores across the country.

BEER ANYONE?????
I LAUGHED SO HARD I PEED A LITTLE sounds like something I would say, lol
The filmmakers behind BEER: THE MOVIE are hitting the road on a vision quest: The Search For The Best Bar In America, a nationwide comedy tour that will be documented on their upcoming DVD “BEER THE MOVIE 2: Leaving Long Island,” set for release by Sony-BMG / RED- distributed label Halo8 Entertainment on October 31, 2006. The tour will run from August 14th through August 30th.

The Search For The Best Bar In America will touch down in hometown bars across the US, where the Beer boys will showcase their unique blend of suds-soaked humor. Parties will be cross-promoted with local indie record shops where the filmmakers will make special appearances to autograph BEER: THE MOVIE Volume 1 DVDs.

“We've been raising hell on Long Island for years now,” said writer-director Peter Hoare. “I can't wait to give our home town a break for a little while and show the rest of the country what we're made of.”

BEER: THE MOVIE is a comedy in the tradition of KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE. Hatched in the Long Island indie rock scene, BEER TV was originally developed as a series of downloadable vignettes on FUSE Channel’s Daily Download. The culmination of those webisodes was the feature-length BEER: THE MOVIE, a suds- soaked update of the sketch-comedy movie genre that was released in May 2006 by UnitShifter Films, the cult movie imprint of Halo8 Entertainment. The acquisition was part of a three- picture deal between UnitShifter Films and filmmaker Peter Hoare.

“BEER: THE MOVIE epitomizes the kind of high-energy fun and reckless abandon of indie rock,” said Matt Pizzolo, President of Halo8. “Peter Hoare and his team have crafted an intoxicating blend of humor and camaraderie. We are delighted to be associated with such a talented comedy team, and we are looking forward to a longterm relationship with them.”

The film features a team of Long Island jokers including Robb Ackermann, Nick “Biff” Corrado, Tommy Gutter, Chris Lilli, The Poonman, Adam Szachacz, and writer-director Peter Hoare. The film was produced by Hoare’s 456 Productions.

Halo8 Entertainment is an independent film distribution company specializing in music-driven cult movies and their related soundtracks. Halo8’s recent releases include the award-winning urban thriller THREAT, the suds-soaked cult comedy BEER: THE MOVIE, and various soundtracks featuring music by Grammy-nominees Killswitch Engage, MTV-favorites Taking Back Sunday and Brand New, and hardcore punk icons Gorilla Biscuits and Minor Threat. Upcoming releases include DAMNED NATION and CADAVER.

RED Distribution is the market leader in the indie music sector and is well-known in aggressive music circles for its distribution of indie music labels Victory Records, Trustkill Records, and Fat Wreck-Chords, as well as for its video labels Eagle Vision and VHE.

www.beerthemovie.net
BEER THE MOVIE – The Search For The Best Bar In America

* Tour Dates:
* August 15th – Leesburg, FLA
* August 16th – Miami, FL
* August 22nd – Plum Crazy – San Diego, CA
* August 23rd – Fred's Mexican Cantina – Huntington Beach, CA

* August 24th – Hollywood, CA
* August 25th – Las Vegas, NV
* August 26th – Mountain Sun Brewery and Pub – Boulder, CO
* August 30th – Mr. Beerys – Levittown, NY

“Once again, the BEER crew sets the gold standard for the suds-sipping, fart-lighting, ass-flashing juvenile in us all. I laughed so hard, I peed a little.” –Long Island Press

“A tribute to the heady brew known as friendship.” –NY Newsday

“It’s not the drinking itself that makes the movie funny, it’s the camaraderie between the actors.” –Good Times Weekly

"Their comedy has a chemistry that can only come from taking turns riding the porcelain wave together." –Alternative Press

August 10th, 2006
JENNA JAMESON'S NEW STATUS IS SINGLE!
I am sorry to report that I have confirmed the rumors swirling around the last few days. Jenna Jameson and her husband Jay Grdina are split up. After being together for eight years and working as a terrific team to build the ClubJenna empire, through a combination of beauty, brains and business sense, ( they both possess all three), they recently sold the majority of their holdings to Playboy. Then comes the news that they are having marriage problems. While they both say they will remain best friends, and I wish the best for them, there is a whole lot of assets to divide. And we all know what usually happens when breaking up and money go together; love, friendship, and civility flies out the window. I really believe Jenna and Jay could be an exception to the rule and keep their divorce calm, and fair. Or even better yet, miss each other so much that they get back together. But for now, both have changed their status on myspace.com from Married ( which it said just last week) to single. And they both have commented in their blogs. Jenna says "We are working through things and remain best friends. We are a real couple with real problems." While Jay says "Jenna and I have been together for 8 years and had an amazing relationship...a million good times and handfulls of bad ones. Every relationship is like a fulltime job..and this last year we didn't have the time to devote to it that was needed. So, we decided to take a break and relax and enjoy life a little. Breaks are good and whatever happens happens... :) We are best friends and still love each other..."
I was very sad when I read about their break. It's so hard to stay happily married in regular life, add in being famous, and being in the porn business. The fact that couples with those odds against them stay together at all is a tribute to their strength and hard work. Of course if I ruled the world Jenna and Jay would take a 3 month vacation around the world with no work involved, reconnect, fall madly and deeply in love again and come back at holiday time to tell us they are back together for good and are pregnant with twins. But, alas, I don't yet rule the world, just wish I did. So I wish these two wonderful people, together and separately the best, in life and love.

August 9th, 2006
ANYBODY WANT A DRINK?
Gag, I mean Gulp, I mean GOKKUN?
Chatsworth, CA – It is no secret to porn fans everywhere that JM Productions is a true driving force behind the pornofication of American culture. The company has a long and proud tradition of innovation. They introduced the word bukkake into the American lexicon with their enormously popular American Bukkake series and with their groundbreaking Gag Factor series made the guttural sounds of Aurora Snow’s throat reverberate on radios across our great country. Well, JM’s pioneering spirit continues this coming week with the release of the first volume of the guaranteed new hit series American Gokkun!

But, what is gokkun? Gokkun is a Japanese word, an onomatopoeia for the swallowing sound that translates into the English word “gulp.”
(CL- I think I know all I need to know. Thanks Tony....lol)

American Gokkun hits the streets on DVD August 14th. Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

BIG BEAUTIFUL BOOBIES!
CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Bringing big, all-natural boobage to the delight of raincoaters across the country, Lethal Hardcore lets loose an all-new series dedicated to massive mammary fun bags and the men who love them -- Big Bodacious Knockers.

Directed by Lethal Hardcore's Harry Palm, the inaugural volume of Big Bodacious Knockers features Sarah Stone, Destiny Summers, Alexis Silver, Candice Von and Mia Bang in six scenes and over three hours of ample cleavage and all-sex action.

"Everything a boobman -- and really, what man isn't a boobman at heart? -- could want is here in Lethal Hardcore's all-new series, Big Bodacious Knockers," Palm said. "There's titty fucking, cum shots on the cans and we've even fit an anal scene into the first volume because girls who have naturally big tits usually have a naturally big tush, to boot. It's not just an excellent big tit title, but an excellent all-around all-sex title as well, with all the high quality XXX action Lethal Hardcore's built its name
on." stoneycurtisxxx.com

NICOLE SHERIDAN IS SO SEXY.....
"Superstar Nicole Sheidan lights the screen on fire with every performance. A rare combination of beautiful looks and downright nasty "anything goes" attitude about sex." THAT IS SOOOO TRUE. Nicole you are so gorgeous, and Voodoo is a hottie too. Let's do a story!

JENNA JAMESON IN WAX!
Jenna Jameson, was immortalized in wax this week at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas.
Her life-sized wax figure WAS UNVEILED during a special ceremony at Madame Tussauds on the Las Vegas Strip. The partially nude, interactive figure portrays Ms. Jameson kneeling on a bearskin rug and displays all of her well-known tattoos. She also wears her original “Jenna” black leather belt with her name in rhinestones.

“This is an awesome honor,” JENNA said after the unveiling, “especially since I’m making history as the first personality from the adult world to have an attraction at Madame Tussauds and it is happening in Las Vegas, my hometown. I was so excited when asked to be part of Tussuads’ incredible collection and even more excited when I got to see my figure… it looks so real!”

Like all Madame Tussauds interactive figures, visitors can pose for photographs with Ms. Jameson and when you tickle her tattoo on her right ankle, she whispers a personal message. Her attraction is displayed next to the wax attraction of Playboy Publishing founder Hugh Hefner, with whom she shares the same birth date, April 9. Jenna is the first adult film star to be immortalized by Madame Tussauds in its more than 200-year history.
“The adult entertainment business has become a multi-billion dollar industry. Jenna is the most famous adult film star in the world and is widely recognized for taking the adult genre into the mainstream media. It is that fame we are honoring today,” said Adrian Jones, general manager of Madame Tussauds Las Vegas. www.mtvegas.com

I'll PLAY A GAME WITH AUDREY HOLLANDER ANYTIME!
(Chatsworth, CA) - Digital Sin has begun shipping the big budget release, Game v.1, the second release helmed by highly acclaimed contract director Ethan Kane. Kane’s debut release, Crush, has been an overwhelming success. “The response to Crush has been far greater than expected in not only DVD sales, but also the foreign and domestic broadcast markets,” states company President Scott Taylor. “Kane has once again exceeded our expectations with his latest project.”
Game is an edgy and very artistic release, which has been described as a XXX version of Zalman King’s Red Shoe Diaries, in which Herschel Savage delivers a riveting performance as narrator to each of the films five vignettes. Game also stars Penny Flame, Cassie Young, Roxy Jezel, Audrey Hollander and Roxy DeVille.

August 8th, 2006
AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT SAYING...
I guess I'll just go eat worms!
From the people who brought you such award winning Porn Parodies such as “A Clockwork Orgy” and “Hunchback of Notre Dame,” Pleasure Productions sets its sights on Reality TV with “Rear Factor.” Starring a nice interracial group of girls going up against each other (and lots of cock and dildos too) to find out who’s the best porn star, the contestants are Blond Babe Olivia Saint, Nina Ferrari, Latino Lover Mercedes Ashley, plus a lovely piece of Asian Ass… Fujiko Cano. All four girls get plenty of action before the show and ends up with an incredible Four Way that can’t be missed!!! “Rear Factor” has all the makings of a new series so keep an eye out for future episodes. DVD features include Pick your Pleasure™ and Popshot on Demand™, plus a Full Motion Chapter Menu, Photo Gallery, has no regional coding and is playable worldwide. “Rear Factor” goes on shelves August 10th so pre-order now!! RELEASE: 8-17-06 pleasureproductions.com

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE GOOD KIND!
THE VISITORS The Big One is here! This AVN Editor's Choice 2 Disc Collector's Edition DVD has just received a PERFECT, five out of five star rating from Adult DVD Empire!

In one horrifying encounter after another, a small desert town is terrorized by mysterious "visitors." One by one, beautiful young girls are disappearing. Can investigators unravel this modern day alien invasion in time to save their town?

Only the Visitors know for sure! Visit http://www.wickedpictures.com

August 7th, 2006
NOTE FROM WEBMASTER: I'm back!!!! Sorry I've been gone for a few days. My fault not Cindi's! But not for fun, I had an ear operation. Now I'll be able to really hear Cindi bitch'in at me!
THAT'S BABY BELLADONNA!

TYLENE BUCK BODY SLAMS BUSTY BEAUTIES READERS

(Chatsworth, CA) Everyone loves a busty babe and no one knows that better than Busty Beauties magazine. Tylene Buck has captured the hearts and caught the eyes of the Busty Beauties editorial staff. The former WCW wrestling star graces the cover of this month’s issue, available on newsstands worldwide. The up and coming adult starlet is also featured inside the magazine with a beautiful layout and centerfold shot by renowned glamour photographer, Nicolas Sage.
“We are thrilled to have a model of Tylene’s caliber in our magazine,” says Busty Beauties’ Editor-in-Chief, Dan Davis. “We pride ourselves on featuring some of top talent of the genre and Tylene certainly fits the bill.”

Tylene has been turning heads with her stunning curves for years—first as one of pro wrestling’s premier babes as part of World Championship Wrestling where she appeared as the character “Major Gunns,” and now as one of porn’s hottest busty beauties. In addition to her magazine spreads, she also stars in Seymore Butts’ Ass Good As it Gets, Asshunt, and Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party 14: King Klit and can be found online at www.tylenebuck.com.

Roxy Jezel Wins Jenna’s American Sex Star

(Studio City, CA) LA Direct Models would like to congratulate their very own Roxy Jezel for her win on Jenna’s American Sex Star Season Two.

Jezel, a petite, Thai/English, natural beauty, received the coveted honor live on Playboy TV last Friday evening. Competing in the finals against Tory Lane, Daisy Marie, and Jenna Presley, Roxy is still in disbelief that she was chosen as the winner.

“I am more happy then words can say. This is something that I have wanted for a long time and I am ecstatic that my dream has come true. I think I can bring a lot to the Club Jenna contract since I am half Asian and bring a new look and dimension to the table.”

Roxy joins last year’s winner Brea Bennett and Jesse Capelli, Sophia Rossi, Ashton Moore and McKenzie Lee as an exclusive Club Jenna Contract Star. Under her two year contract Jezel will perform in movies and make several personal appearances for the highly recognized company.

“Roxy’s charm, quick wit and endearing cockney accent (think the Artful Dodger from Oliver) will certainly bring something unique and appealing to the Club Jenna roster of contract stars. While all of the girls of course wanted to win, Roxy perhaps wanted it most, and it came true for her. Congratulations Roxy and thank you to Playboy for another well run series and production.” says Derek, owner of LA Direct.

Known for her intense performances in front of the camera, Roxy has worked for literally every company in the adult film industry and has appeared in many men’s magazines. A former student, Jezel entered the industry while living in Australia as a feature dancer and magazine model. Roxy soon relocated to the states and has enjoyed a thriving career as a popular adult film star ever since.

With a bright future ahead of her, Roxy is looking forward to fulfilling the requirements of her Club Jenna contract and hopes to remain with the company for many years after. With an interest in directing and producing Jezel will begin to shoot exclusive content for her web site with plans to eventually film full length movies. Another aspect of her career that she will continue is feature dancing across the nation.

Look for the launch of Roxy’s web site www.roxyjezelxxx.com in mid September.

August 5th, 2006
Hi Everyone. I didn't mean to disappear on you for a few days. Thank you for your e-mails, but no need to worry. I am fine. My Webmaster has been out of commission for a few days. As soon as he is able to get back to his computer my new postings and pictures will be back up again. We are shooting for Monday. Have a great weekend. I have missed you. I'll talk to you soon.
xoxo,
Cindi
August 2nd, 2006
Naughty Allie is Booble Girl Of The Month
Los Angeles, CA August 1st, 2006 Booble.com - the Internet's top adult search engine and porn directory – today announced that Naughty Allie was the winner as July's Booble Cover Girl of The Month contest. Booble, which converted its popular Booble fan sign program, in which adult models placed their OOs in between the big "B" and little "ble", into a full fledged contest, is excited at the results.

Over 20,000 votes were cast since the contest began July 1. Allie won handily with 3,119 votes, besting runners up Vanilla DeVille (2113), Sandee Westgate (1847), and Vicky Vette (1489). Allie will receive a cash prize of $500, and entry into an annual contest which will award $5,000 to the winning model. Monthly Winners are automatically entered in annual contest.

"Everyone at Booble is delighted with the fans' first choice," says Booble founder and CEO Bob Smart. "We want to thank Allie for lending us her perfect OOs. It will be a sincere pleasure to present her a check at Internext, Florida. Allie’s beautiful face and other awesome assets will be prominently displayed on the Booble.com home page for the month of August, which hopefully will result in a nice stream of converting traffic to her deservedly popular site, www.NaughtyAllie.com.” Booble’s home page is visited by nearly 2 million surfers every month.

Allie began her amateur Web site on a whim back in 2003 after posting a few of her naughty images on a popular forum. The response was so favorable that she decided to start a site devoted to chronicling her sexual adventures. She and her husband Jake have a very open relationship that includes swinging with other couples and singles. Of course they capture it all on video which Allie posts to her site for the entire world to see. This buxom blonde devotes several hours each week to live cam shows with her members and she personally responds to all e-mail sent to her. If you happen to miss her live cams shows you can always check in on her via the 24/7 live streaming voyeur cams she has placed throughout her home.

"It was a great opportunity to gain exposure, no pun intended, for my Web site and to connect with Booble's many fans”, said Allie. “I'm really overwhelmed with the response I've received from the contest. I want to say a special thanks to everyone who voted for me, especially the members of my site, www.NaughtyAllie.com."

The contest is open to professional models over the age of 18 only – meaning: you must have a web site or cam show, or appear on a web site or cam site, or appear in at least one commercially released DVD. All models must use the fan sign provided by Booble. A winner will be selected by the users of booble.com every month. Winning models will receive a cash prize of $500, and entry into an annual contest which will award $5,000 to the winning model. Monthly Winners are automatically entered in annual contest.
About Booble
Booble was built because surfing for adult content using mainstream search engines can often lead to viruses, spyware, credit card scams, and endless pop-up ads. This is because unethical online pornographers know how to manipulate search results, or buy their way to the top, regardless of the quality or value. Booble can't be fooled because each of its 10,000+ listings have been edited and classified by hand. The listings are not manipulated by the artificial intelligence of the major search engines. In addition, Booble's listings often contain pricing information and, where applicable, Booble directs users to unbiased reviews of adult sites and products. Best of all, Booble is a 100% free to adult consumers.
Website: http://www.booble.com

August 1st, 2006
Kelly has the most creative covers!
Kelly Madison's Slant Eye For The White Guy On August

Los Angeles, CA - Jul 31, 2006 Kelly Madison Productions is giving everyone yellow fever with their new release, Slant Eye For The White Guy. This newest release features the sexy Asian fortune cookies that Kelly and husband Ryan have had the pleasure to share their bed with. The sexy cast includes Kianna Dior, Lucy Lee, Loni, Luci Thai and Jade Hsu.

Scene one starts out when Kelly met Kianna Dior at A local auto parts store. Kelly needed some stuff for her car and as she was walking in, a busty Asian girl came strutting out. It turned out that she just quit her job because of the jerks that worked there, and just wasn't going to put up with it anymore. Obviously she needed to start making money somewhere else, so Kelly invited her home to see if she wouldn't mind checking Ryan’s driveshaft. Kianna had no problem getting this scene lubed.

In scene two, Kelly had the pleasure of meeting Lucy Lee, who was very interested in the buxom bombshell, but had to get a little tipsy before Lucy was sold on the idea of taking Ryan and Kelly back to her grandmother’s house. It was a little weird doing nasty things on her grandmother’s bed, but Kelly is always willing to try something new.

Scene three was an unexpected encounter while our local hero was getting her nails done. Ryan needed a little TLC, so Kelly took him to her favorite salon to be pampered. The couple was in for a big surprise because the nail lady Loni gave both of them a little extra attention. She was supposed to be massaging Ryan's feet but she spent all of her time massaging something else, with her mouth!

In scene four, the husband and wife team got another unexpected surprise when a little cutie named Luci Thai came over to give her husband a well deserved full body massage. Little did they know that we were going to find out first hand that the myth of the "happy ending" really does exist. Luci not only gave a great massage, she also gave a great scene...for the both of them. This girl really did "love them long time".

The last scene on this DVD involves Jade Hsu, who was one of Kelly’s bridesmaids and helped her out in a very special way when Ryan and Kelly started to experience some pre-wedding jitters. Nothing calms the nerves like a hot threesome with one of your good friends. You'll have to see the DVD to find out if we were able to calm those jitters. On this DVD you'll also find behind the scenes video and photos as well as other features.
About Kelly Madison, Pornfidelity and Kelly Madison Productions:
Even though Kelly Madison’s natural 34 FF’s standout as the adult entertainer’s most obvious assets, the busty brunette considers her brains and her business acumen just as critical to the success of 413 Productions, the adult production company Kelly runs alongside, Ryan, her husband and frequent co-star. Kelly not only stars alongside her husband in 413 Productions titles such as the successful Web enterprise KellyMadison.com and the enormously popular Porn Fidelity series, which features Kelly and Ryan sharing some of the most beautiful women in adult entertainment, she also handles the finances of her rapidly growing adult enterprise, are rare combination of sexual and fiscal prowess.
Website: http://www.kellymadison.com

Do It to me one more time #3
Says Britney Rears!
With over 4 hours of total footage, producers of the mega selling Britney Rears feature line wanted to provide more bang for the buck with the release of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted in stores August 22nd.Through a special agreement with VCA Pictures, each copy of the X-Play/Hustler Video release will contain a full length version of Britney Rears 1: Wild Back Stage Sex Party as a gift.

The bonus disc included free with each purchase of Britney Rears 3 is an exact duplicate of the commercial disc of Britney Rears 1 which went on to become Larry Flynt’s biggest selling DVD of 2005 and includes all of the extras and special features.

“Can you show me any company that is offering a better deal than two big movies for the price of one on new feature movie product? The Britney Rears line is one of the most popular in all of adult entertainment and this double disc collector’s set just made Britney even sweeter,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen.

Britney Rears 3 contains over 4 hours of brand new footage including 6 behind the scenes segments making this one of the most ambitious releases of the year.

“We have high hopes that Britney Rears 3 starring Hillary Scott will be the biggest Britney movie ever and with the special free bonus DVD, this is by far the best value ever offered by Hustler Video,” Mullen continued.

Each Britney Rears 3 DVD package will contain two separate discs totaling over 8 hours of wild Britney footage. With an engaging story of time travel back to 1974 and 8 girls getting banged by an all-star cast of studs, Britney Rears 3 is serious entertainment and loads of fun.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted stars Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Victoria Sweet, Alana Evans, Kat, Melissa Martinez, Jenna Presley and Naomi along with J. Depth, Tommy Gunn, Kurt Lockwood, James Deen, Johnny Castle and Marco Banderas.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Rears Gets Shafted will be in stores everywhere August 22nd.

PIPELINE: August 2006 by Roger Pipe of RogReviews.com
Can you believe how quickly the summer flies by? It seems like just the other day I was talking about how much I looking forward to summer. Now I’m peeking at travel sites to plan the final vacation of the summer. I’m also looking back at that “can’t wait” part of that column and wishing I hadn’t gone down that road. Chances are no matter where you are reading this, you’ve had one hell of a steamy summer. With record setting heat covering most of the Western United States, Porn Valley seemed to be as hard hit as anyone. As if being the center of the porn industry isn’t enough, the mercury topped out at 118 on one particularly sweltering July day. If only the product from Porn Valley was as hot as the temperatures have been.


As usual the porn world has seen plenty of player movement. In just the past month we have seen a handful of on screen and behind the camera talent change locations. Shy Love has signed a deal with Hustler, locking her into one of those short-term deals that will put her in some high-profile flicks. John Strong will continue to direct for PXP and Red Light, but has announced that his on-camera services are available to other companies. The veteran meat slinger will likely keep himself very busy. One of Strong’s former company-mates, Jake Malone has made the jump over to the Evil Empire. It is a huge upgrade for Malone, but another interesting sign for EA. After years of housing only the best of the best, the recent Evil Angel expansion has ballooned their roster, nearly doubled their release schedule and perhaps hastened the recent departure of Jules Jordan. Known for his rough sex movies, Malone adds another genre to Evil’s family and could blossom in the new environment. Jewel De’Nyle is also back. Not as a performer, but she has changed companies and has a new directorial deal. She will bring her catalog of movies over to 5th Element and will also direct a handful of new projects for them. Another industry vet, Kylie Ireland has parted ways with DVSX. She will continue directing for other companies and like Jewel, has no plans to be in front of the camera. Adam & Eve also added a new contract girl this month. Sexy Ava Rose joins Carmen Luvana and Austyn Moore as the company’s cream team.

NBA player Eddie Griffin apparently really loves porn. Loves it so much in fact that it caused him to get into a traffic accident last month. When police arrived to investigate the late-night fender bender, they found that not only was Mr. Griffin possibly intoxicated, but also was busy watching an adult DVD on his in-dash player and apparently pleasuring himself as well. I firmly support people engaging in this activity because it is the primary purpose for adult DVDs, however stroking while driving is probably not a good idea. Who wants to bet that some lawyer somewhere will sue the porn industry for not issuing a warning with their DVDs? Do we really need to inform people that driving with your eyes on the video screen and your hand on your unit is not a safe way to operate a motor vehicle? There has not be any confirmation on just which adult title had him so thoroughly entranced, but the burning question in my mind…was Mr. Griffin driving a stick?

The VSDA rolled into Las Vegas last month. While it certainly isn’t the big porn event that it used to be, it was still well-attended and featured another shining moment for Digital Playground. To the surprise of no one, “Pirates” took home the honor as the top adult DVD from the VSDA. Nearly a full year after its release, Pirates keeps adding trophies to the collection, but the end is in sight. Eventually we will run out of awards to give it and have to find a new movie to gush over. (Just in time for Pirates 2 probably.) Of course with the R-Rated version of Pirates now available, it is possible that the Academy will recognize it….nahhhh.


Everyone is always looking for the next big thing and it may be just around the corner for stroke-happy smut collectors. Over the years the internet has already made it easier for people to view adult material in the privacy of their own homes. The convenience and privacy offered by the net allows fans to view movies at home, but what about the hard core collectors? The latest crazy for collectors could the “burn to own” option. JM Productions is the first to offer this on their new releases. It works essentially like a VOD, but gives viewers the right to burn their own DVD copy of the movie for their collection. Another trend to watch out for is the “Burn Your Own” DVD kiosks that could be popping up in smut shacks near you. These machines offer freedom of choice for the customer who can select up to five scenes per disc at five dollars each. That might make for a pricey compilation DVD, but depends on which adult companies participate, it could be well worth the cost. After all, if you really love say…Aurora Snow, wouldn’t it be worth 25 bucks to have a collection of her best work? If these work well, then I would expect leading adult web sites to also offer scene by scene download-to-own options in the near future.

With the next big thing just around the corner, I am sad to announce the end of an era. When I started reviewing adult movies in 1995, no one had even heard of a DVD player. I had a personal collection of nearly 500 porn tapes and thought that they would one day over-run my entire household. 12 years and over 2000 VHS reviews later my days reviewing adult tapes have come to an end. No, I’m not hanging it up, no by a long shot. I am switching all future reviews to the DVD format. (It’s been 35 DVD to 5 VHS for over a year already.) I suppose I might find an old classic to dig out, but the last of the scheduled VHS reviews has been written.


That’s about it everyone. When I write the next column the summer will just about be over. At least four new performers will have found new homes, two new companies will have sprung up and the flavor of the week today will be “old news” in the fast paced world of porn. Don’t you worry about it though, I’m here for that. You just enjoy the beautiful weather, the beautiful women and most of all, spend time with the ones you love. (Even if they are two-dimensional images on your screen.) Enjoy these final few weeks of beaches, bikinis and cold brews. And if that thought depresses you, just remember that football season is right around the corner.

July 31st, 2006
A TYPICAL DAY IN MY LIFE...
As I sat down tonight to type my column I brought a big glass full of ice and diet orange soda. With my first big gulp and swallow I realized something was wrong, but it was too late. I just drank a huge amount of orange soda flavored with dishwasher detergent. AGHHH! Guess the glass didn't get rinsed. You can't die of bubble injestion, can you? I keep waiting to burp and have bubbles come out. And now everything I eat or drink tastes like soap cuz I guess it is lingering in my mouth and throat. But anyway. Can you believe that it is the end of July already? I remember when I was a kid a summer day was so long, it seemed to last for hours and hours. Now a day is gone in a blink of an eye. Get up, eat, watch a movie, have a snack and Sunday is over.

Back to work. I talked to my friend Mary Carey. She had always been told by her grandparents who raised her that her father was dead. You see both of Mary's parents were mentally handicapped, so they couldn't raise Mary. Mary's mother's mother raised her, sent her to the best private school, and ballet classes, and believe it or not (people like to think because she is loud and funny, she is a bimbo) she has a very high IQ. Mary just found out this week that her father was still alive, and she sent him pictures of herself and talked to his sister and him on the phone. All these years she could have known him, and she didn't. You hear about things like this happening all the time on the news, but when it happens to one of your friends it seems so surreal. Mary's Grandmother was her best friend and she had been lying to Mary all those years. That's really tough. I really can't wait to see Mary in person to talk to her about all this. She is coming down this week. Oh and by the way if you have a booth at Internext she is available to sign on Friday. If you want her to contact you just drop me a note. Also at the last convention we had the greatest air brush artist Marcio at MKArts.com, he also wanted to go and do art at the convention. I don't know if he got a gig either. I watched Final Destination 3 today. I thought it was pretty good. The first one was Great. I didn't see the second one. But by number 3 you kinda know the whole story and can figure out what is going to happen. There is a second disc with it where you can design your ending. I haven't looked at that yet. I don't want to spoil the movie for you so I am giving you no details, but I will say that two high school, valley girlish beauties get naked in the tanning booth and they look quite nice and are very HOT ( heee heee).

SHY LOVE ain't shy!
Mr & Mrs Larry Flynt liked our Shy Love cover and story and are happy that we are going to do some stories on their other contract girls. WOW! Truthfully, I admire Larry Flynt and agree with most of his politics and would LOVE to do an interview with him. And I would also love to write a story for Hustler Magazine. Maybe if work my way in slowly and kiss some ass, lol......

TORI SPELLING watches porn?
I knew I liked that girl!
In what amounts to the biggest mainstream celebrity to ever publicly announce an allegiance to a particular online adult service, Tori Spelling professed her fondness for renting porn DVDs in the mail from Internet rental powerhouse SugarDVD in a just-published article in Giant magazine.

“My husband [Dean McDermott] and I also belong to this service that’s like a porn Netflix, called SugarDVD.com. The Netflix DVDs come in a red package and the Sugar DVDs come in a blue one, so we’re like, “Oooh! A Netflix arrived!” or “Oooh! A porn arrived!” said Spelling according to the Giant article.

“She is hugely popular right now and her comments have helped make the world even more aware of SugarDVD.com. We have worked hard to provide a great service, it sounds like it is working!” exclaimed SugarDVD’s CEO Jax when told about Ms. Spelling’s comments in Giant.

The nation’s leading online renter of adult DVDs, SugarDVD.com offers customers easy access to thousands of adult DVDs from virtually every studio in a quick, easy and speedy way. You simply order your DVDs online
and within a couple of days, a discreet blue envelope arrives in your mailbox with your DVD selections. After viewing, return in the postage-paid envelope and your next movie selections will arrive.

“I couldn’t be any happier that she’s a satisfied customer of SugarDVD,” rejoiced Jax.

Giant is a popular men’s magazine that caters to a diverse taste of culturally elevated men offering insights into popular culture ranging from music and fashion to advice, games, and the Internet.

A link to the story is below.
http://www.giantmag.com/2006/06/girls/obsessions-tori-spelling/

VH1 has a new series called The Secret World of SWINGERS! It's a documentary style show. I watched it at 2am this morning and they interviewed a whole bunch of different couples who were swingers, or were going to try it. Very interesting, too bad they can't show any nudity!

Coolest name of a movie this week!

July 30th, 2006
THE INTERNEXT "CONNECTION"

Next weekend ( Aug 4, 5, 6th) is
AVN's Internext Convention! It will be held at the Diplomat Hotel in Hollywood, Florida ( right between Fort Lauderdale & Miami)The Diplomat Hotel is a beautiful resort, directly on the beach with great food, bars and rooms. The whole hotel will be taken over by our convention, so everyone you see will be there for Internext. When you are out at the pool talking about the double anal you filmed last week, you don't have to look around and whisper, no body will mind. A huge hotel and convention center all in one filled with Webmasters, movie and internet stars and everything about computers and websites, plus a magnificent networking opp, seminars, and free lunch. What else could you want? Oh, great parties and lots of alcohol? Yeah, that's there too! Here is the AVN's website for all the details. http://www.internext-expo.com

Hope you had a Happy Birthday NelsonX!

FROM THE TRENCHES
BY: DAVE CUMMINGS---Porn Star/Producer/Director
Adult filming continues, even is the heat of summer. Typically, most of the Porn Industry slows to a crawl while vacations are taken and air conditioners are constantly needed almost everywhere; but, some companies are still shooting future films to put “in the can” for later releasing; in fact, I’m performing in a three-day shoot this week in Los Angeles for another company, and returning to San Diego for more “Knee Pad Nymphos” sex for my own company during the weekend.

Adult Video News (AVN) sponsored another one of their VERY successful Erotica-LA Shows recently at the Los Angeles Convention Center; It was a three-day event which attracted not only the tens of thousands of individual men that one normally sees at such gatherings, but also had an extremely large number of couples and individual women in attendance. It looks to me like porn is being more and more accepted as an integral part of life, and people are much more open about the importance of sex to their well-being and happiness. Like the Adult Internet where more and more women are accessing porn sites, females are embracing their freedom to partake of the many sexual delights offered for their fantasizing and sexual health needs. It seems to me as if “Community Standards” are also now being defined, among other measures, by product-demand, not what the hypocritical right-wing radical religious whacko folks pander to!

Since the last monthly column, I also attended the CyberNet Expo gathering of Adult Internet shakers and movers who met in San Diego for three full days of top-notch presentations and seminars. I’ve got to tell ya’s---the American Adult Internet folks hate child porn, and the overseas folks who export it via the Internet to the lowlife scumbags who access it; attendees, many of whom vote, also seemed fed up with those lawmakers who politically and stupidly propose yet more mis-directed legislation wrapped as “protecting the children” when in fact 99+% of child porn originates overseas. I hope the electorate votes out these grandstanding politicians who are more concerned about winning elections than they seem about reality!

Ok, enough about those politicians and religious hypocrites! They make my blood boil.

Lots of sex has been happening in California this past month: “Screw My Wife, Please” shoots have continued (like my “Sex Fun” and “Knee Pad Nymphos” series, I think Wildlife’s Bobby Rinaldi directed and acclaimed long-standing series has been under-rated in the awards arena, when indeed it’s an absolutely fantastic series that’s extremely well known and followed by astute consumers of quality adult entertainment); although a number of my “groupie girls” recently graduated from college and relocated to jobs across the Country, new “applicants” are starting to pop up even before the Fall classes begin—it looks like another potentially good year for me in my off-camera life; along with Porn Legends Ron Jeremy, Hershel Savage, Don Fernando, Don Hollywood, Adam Wood, and others, I joined a distinguished group of performers last month to do an older gentlemen’s Gangbang with 19-year old Crystal Clear for Producer Rob Spallone in Los Angeles---it was a fun day, complete with lots of fluffers “practicing” on us; and, this past month, I’ve shot a lot of sex scenes and content for my www.davecummings.com website and future DVD releases. Life is good! The priests and nuns at St Peter’s Academy where I attended grade school are probably looking down and shaking their heads in astonishment wondering how a devout altar boy like me turned out the way I presently am. I love my life!
Dave Cummings,
www.davecummings.com

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