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Or actually shits, the bed that is. For three days all my favorite talk shows have been preempted so we could watch on and on weather coverage of the possible hurricane coming our way.... All the tourists in the Keys were forced to evacuate. ($1, 000,000 a day in revenue) Anyone living in a trailer must evacuate. The lines for people trying to get gas were around the block. Tempers flared. The whole drink aisle in the grocery store was empty. We were soon going to be torn apart by wind, deluged with rain, yet as they say, water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink! We are supposed to have our homes stocked with one gallon of water per person per day for a minimum of four days, yet all I could find was ONE 16 oz bottle of Aquafina! This Ernesto could be a category ONE storm the TV screamed! ( by the way that is on a scale of 1 to 5 meaning one is the lowest, ain't all that much, not much at all). We heard this over and over for three long days....But today all was not lost, as the time of our devastation grew closer, after people had labored at pounding lumber over their windows, brought their boats into dock and secured them, brought all outside stuff in, sweated their balls off in other words, the weather men got quieter, the yelling and excitement calmed. The calm before the storm you ask? No, how about the calm before the lack of storm. All that hype. It rained some and was a little windy. Being as this is the rainy season in Florida, it was just like every other day, only it was a lot more depressing and dark, not because of the clouds, but because my front windows were all covered. Ernesto fizzled before the popshot, and came apart at the seams, then slunk off in pieces to hide his heads ( both I suppose) in the sand never to be heard from again. The WEATHER MEN on the other hand, I am sure will have another major storm leaving the coast of Africa sometime next week that may hit us, that may become a hurricane, that may cause heavy damage ( as they show flash back images of Hurricane Andrew, Irene, Wilma, Pebbles and BamBam etc...) If it was up to me, those WEATHER MEN, who cause unnecessary panic, and fear, scare away tourists and their spending money, and make the grocery stores and gas stations just a little bit richer should be the ones hiding their heads ( both of them) because you know what they said about the weatherman who cried wolf? You don't remember that child hood fairy tale? I don't really remember all the details either, but I believe some heads got bashed in, yes both of them......... hurricanes blow, but weathermen suck!
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Enjoy 9 scenes of intense sex in Fusxion’s latest release featuring directing sensation Pat Myne and the kind of no-holes-barred sex that has made him a XXX master. Three-ways DP’s cumswapping and furious fucking... the way porn is supposed to be. (CL- Well that's YOUR opinion and you are "entitled" to it. I personally don't even think I can say cumswapping out loud with out gagging. But I am entitled to like your title and I do!)
www.vouyermedia.com
Okay, last night I was watching that movie Larry the cable guy is the Health Inspector, or some really catchy title like that. It was a stupid, silly, slightly funny movie. Truthfully at 3am or so when I am writing my column those are the type of movies I like to watch because they take no brain power, I can half watch them while I am typing and I might get an occasional laugh. I picked this movie for those reasons but also because believe it or not, at one time I was thinking of being a Health Inspector. ( I took lots of law classes, which I loved, and this was a kind of being in charge and dealing with laws with out going to law school, I don't know what I was thinking.) But this got me to thinking- when you rent a movie from a video store, THey don't clean them between people, so all their germs or their kids snotty nose sneeze or whatever is all over the CD and the box, yuck! But even worse.... when you rent an X-rated movie, you take that jizz? germ? dead STD cells? saliva, fingerprint covered CD out of the box with the hand that you are shortly going to use to rub one out? YUCK! I don't know, maybe someone wipes them off with a disinfecting cloth at the store. But from now on, I have my OWN disinfecting clothes to wipe them off with.
And speaking of cable ( ha ha yeah, I know that was a while ago). Here in Broward County, where I live, I pay over one hundred dollars a month for Cable and HBO & Showtime. If I want to watch someting on Playboy channel, I have to pay 9.95 PER PROGRAM! That is $10 an hour! You would think for a hundred bucks I could see a few sexy bunnies or something. But just recently I have been seeing late night commercials that say call your cable company and for $20 a month you can add the Playboy channel. So I don't know what happened, or who died and left someone else boss, but you know I'll be calling! I can't wait to watch all my buds on there. If you guys have specific shows that you love please let me know so that I can Tivo them. Gotta go guys, Hurricane Ernesto is hitting here, no it's not , yes it is, no it's not... ( depends on what station you watch) and I have to make sure I have an adequate supply of Kit Kats. Stay safe!
xoxo,
Cindi
Its funny, reading your column is how I learned of legend. (CL-and now she is their contract girl!) I love you cindi. If it were not for xcitement I wouldn't be me. You taught me so much. Remenber 4 yrs ago when I first emailed you. Crazy, a ft.lauderdale girl like me reading your column could become who I am today. I must say I thank you for teaching me, a girl from ft.lauderdale, florida everything. You have the best magazine ever. Xcitement will always be my porn bible and number 1!
Love,
Mary Carey
I love you too Mary, but then you are really easy to love, just ask your millions of fans!
FORGET THE FIRST TWO, DAMN LET'S NOT WASTE TIME!
Victoria Givens responds to fans and members of her web sites to launch another contest where someone will get to have sex with the popular anal sex world record holder. Givens has held several fan-based contests during the last few years including the AGB, The Casting Couch and the Driving Ms. Victoria contest.
In keeping tradition with previous contests hosted by Givens, there is no purchase necessary to win Sex and a Movie…and Dinner. SexReloaded.Com will be sponsoring the contest and flying the winner(s) to Los Angeles for a date with Givens.
“I wanted the winner to experience a date with me as it would be in real life,” states Givens. “In reality, I would want to have dinner, see a movie, and have sex. Maybe even breakfast in the morning.” Contestants have to agree to have the public areas of the date to be filmed. “If they want to have the private part of the date filmed, that’s cool, but is not required,” adds Givens.
Sex and a Movie…and Dinner is open to men, women and couples the starlet tells us. “I do have fans that are women and couples. I didn’t want to exclude anyone.” Givens will be spending time with the finalists over the phone in hopes of someone winning that will have more than just sex in common with the North Carolina native.
Those interested in entering will need to sign up by clicking on the contest link at the top of the page on VictoriaGivens.Com. “I’m hoping to maybe make this a monthly contest,” says the porn vixen turned CEO. “I can’t think of a better way to get to know people that have been there for me over the years.”
To enter the contest visit www.victoriagivens.com
DID YOU RECEIVE MY 1, 452 ENTRIES VIC ?
YES, I do watch them. While I am waiting to hear back about my date with Victoria, I watched DATE MOVIE, it was stupid and cute and funny and perfect if you were wasted as was SCARY MOVIE 4. I saw RV with Robin Williams and it was a bad version of Chevy Chase's Vacation, with a sappy, happy ending. It did make me want to take a vacation though, even if it was in a RV with raccoons living in the cupboards and a do-it-yourself sewage system ( that's what husbands are for right? Dumping rabid animals and sewage?) My last vacation I went to Hawaii, seven years ago. It was wonderful, but I think I should get some time off at least as often as the cicadas hatch, don't you?
There will be a huge story on Britney Rears 3 in the next issue of Xcitement, and soon up on Xcitement.com. The first two in the Britney series were cute, funny and sexy and starred nice but publicity-challenged Jessica Sweet. We are up to episode 3 and the star has changed! Bubbly, beautiful, smart and funky Hillary Scott takes over the lead role, and Britney Rears 3 sales will rock right through the roof. Five days and the movie will be on the shelf and on the web. Check out the trailer and more at BritneyRears.com
The highly anticipated Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted double disc set broke opening day shipping numbers surpassing the first two Britney Rears DVDs by hefty numbers. The movie will be in stores August 29th.
With over 8 total hours of footage contained in the Britney Rears 3 package, this well produced double disc set with the original 1970s music soundtrack will be on a quick path towards the top of the adult industry sales charts.
“The first Britney movie was the LFP’s biggest seller of 2005, and the sequel reached #2 on the AVN sales chart so I see no reason why we can’t hit #1 considering how much better this movie is unless there’s another Blackzilla movie coming down the pike or a new Jules Jordan DVD,” joked the movie’s co-producer Jeff Mullen.
“We’re actually well ahead of our opening week projections with Britney Rears 3 and I think because Hillary Scott is the new face of Britney Rears it’s helping to turn this into a blockbuster,” stated Hustler’s sales manager David Diamond.
Hillary Scott who plays Britney in this third installment has been a busy girl doing video promotions for the movie and even going so far as working in the Hustler offices the other day talking to store buyers across the country on the phone.
“Yeah, that was pretty crazy talking to these guys. I don’t think they talk to porn girls everyday so it was really kind of cool and everybody that I spoke to was really nice and increased their orders,” Hillary said.
“That shows a serious commitment to becoming a real superstar and Hillary has all of the qualities that superstars possess,” commented a very pleased Drew Rosenfeld, creative director of Hustler Video who is banking on another Britney Rears success.
Now that the switch to Hillary Scott seems to be paying off big time, producer Jeff Mullen says he never had any doubts.
“I never thought for one second that Hillary was not the perfect choice to play Britney. She’s not only an excellent actress and a blistering sexual performer, but she’s down for a full schedule of promotion even while she continues to be the hardest working girl in show business,” stated Mullen.
“Many thought that it might be a bit of a gamble to make an acting switch in the middle of a tremendous run but the decision was made before the second volume was released,” stated the movie’s director Will Rider.
Britney Rears 3 tells the hilarious story of time travel back to 1974 as Britney and her girlfriend Jenny, played by hot sex kitten Jasmine Byrne blast themselves back in time after purchasing a time machine through eBay.
Although DVD review screeners are being sent out this week, a few early editions leaked out and are garnering incredible reviews.
Dr. Jay of Adult DVD Reviews is calling Britney Rears 3 “A must-see fun and erotic look at sex in the seventies and beyond”.
Spooky of Adult DVD Empire was extremely impressed and called the movie a “winner” and said “The result is a Britney sequel that’s both fun and hardcore. In fact, this is the best Britney Rears movie yet. Smart and hip, I enjoyed Britney Rears 3 quite a bit. The sex is well-shot and creative, and the story while silly- never took itself too seriously and proved to be more entertaining than I originally thought it would be. Hopefully, Hustler will keep Hillary Scott in the lead for the next sequel, which I’m certainly looking forward to after the groovy time I had watching Britney Rears 3. ”
Pornfidelity's Dirty 30's DVD is the latest from Kelly Madison and company, Pornfidelity Productions. Their newest DVD release highlights the hot sexy 30 something MILF's who are in the sexual primes of their life and are ready to take part in something exciting.
This DVD features Harley Raine, Raquel Devine, Lauren Lee, Jacey Andrews and Victoria Givens. Harley Raine stars in scene one, where our lucky husband of the world Ryan Madison is being a real pain in the ass and needed someone to set him straight. Kelly, the champion wife, had the help from Harley who likes to take a walk on the wild side every now and then. The girls tied Ryan to the bed and shredded his clothes to pieces. Harley and Kelly couldn't contain themselves for much longer after how excited this made him. This was supposed to be a punishment but the ladies did not think Ryan learned his lesson.
In scene two, a busty mother of one finds out what happens when she decides to take her flirting with Ryan one step further. Jacey's daughter plays on the girls Jr. soccer league that Ryan coaches. Jacey took Ryan back to her house to play with his balls for a change. The action ended up on her daughters' bed; this was one hot and horny MILF.
In scene three, Kelly ran MILF Lauren Lee in the grocery store. While Kelly was checking out her coupons, she looked up and saw a nice pair of tits staring right at her. Lauren took an immediate interest in Kelly, and without much being said the girls headed back to Kelly's home. It started out as a sexual encounter between just the two of them, but sure enough, Super Ryan came to save the day.
In scene four, Ryan and Kelly were spending a little time away from home. Unfortunately the place they were staying at had a problem with the hot water in the shower. Kelly called down to the front desk to have them send a repair person right away. Sure enough, the hottest plumber the two of them had ever seen came up to check the plumbing. This plumber, Raquel Devine, knew exactly how to handle Kelly's husband's pipe and she showed them how much she knew about the plumbing between her legs.
In the final scene, Ryan and Kelly went out to get some beer and found a sexy blonde roaming the aisles in the store. She was visiting from out of state with her husband but he was occupied all day at a seminar. With him gone all day and an aching to be filled up, it was only a matter of time before she invited our horny duo back to her hotel room to help her pass the time. CL-I'll tell ya what, whether Victoria Givens is blonde or dark-haired she is THE hottest chick in the any liquor store. If I found her wandering around my Walgreens I'd grab her and bring her home too! Not only pretty and sexy, Victoria is also down right southern belle nice too! Shot of Wild Turkey anyone?
Check out the DVD to find out how it all went down! On this DVD you'll also find behind the scenes video and photos as well as other features.
About Kelly Madison and Pornfidelity:
Even though Kelly Madison’s natural 34 FF’s standout as the adult entertainer’s most obvious assets, the busty brunette considers her brains and her business acumen just as critical to the success of 413 Productions, the adult production company Kelly runs alongside, Ryan, her husband and frequent co-star. Kelly not only stars alongside her husband in 413 Productions titles such as the successful Web enterprise KellyMadison.com and the enormously popular Porn Fidelity series, which features Kelly and Ryan sharing some of the most beautiful women in adult entertainment, she also handles the finances of her rapidly growing adult enterprise, are rare combination of sexual and fiscal prowess.
http://www.kellymadison.com
Mary Carey is running for governor of California as a write-in. NOT the easiest way to win, but Mary has accomplished a lot of over the top stuff before. I certainly don't doubt that she will get people out to vote. She is certainly the funniest, loudest and prettiest candidate! Mary will be dancing down here next month and I can't wait to see her. I'll give you more details when I get'em. I will say my sweet Mary is not a little girl anymore. She looks all growed up! lol
Thank you all so much for the gifts, and cards, and e-mails and comments on myspace for my Birthday. You made me feel really loved and since I had to work 14 hours ON MY BIRTHDAY, I really appreciate it. The next day was Saturday though, and I went out to dinner on the beach with my buddy Gauge and our two guys. We had delicious food and great conversation. Then we went back to her hotel and sat on the balcony overlooking the ocean and talked for a couple more hours. It was so great to hang out with her and Jason again since it's been a whole year since I have seen them. I can't wait to go out to Arkansas for a visit. Of course I'll have to keep my 18 pound chihauhau/min pin locked in their house though because the pit bulls would eat her for dinner! Gauge and Jason are really into guns and Gauge has been doing a lot of those kind of photoshoots. You have to check out her site, ILoveGauge.com. Her name really fits now, lol. But her new middle name is going to be AK47!
Bountiful Butts Steal the Spotlight in Lethal Hardcore's Newest Series,
Booty-Full Babes
CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Lethal Hardcore finds beauty in the booty in its
all-new big-butt series, Booty-Full Babes.
The first volume of Booty-Full Babes, on store shelves now, features the
deep cheeks of Ryaan Reynolds, Veronica Rayne, Flower Tucci, Kylie King and Angelina in six scenes clocking in at over three hours of all-sex gonzo
action.
Chucky Manson, director of Booty-Full Babes, said, "These girls have
definite depth to their derrières. All the scenes are scorching and I'm
proud of them all. I'm really happy we could get Flower Tucci and her
amazing ass in our inaugural volume of Booty-Full Babes. She squirts while
she gets her butt banged in an intense scene and it's something the fans out
there shouldn't miss. Veronica Rayne also delivers an amazing anal scene
where she can't get enough ATM."
FROM THE TRENCHES
BY: Dave Cummings—Porn Star/Producer/Director
It sounds like elements of the radical religious “police” are now mounting campaigns against mainstream magazines that typically have beautiful female models on their covers; and, they are attacking hotels that have adult films as part of their in-room television offerings. My guess is that a lot of church-going folks are among the people who read those magazines and/or are among the 50% of business travelers who pay for adult pay-per-view at All-American hotels --- ironically, these same church members might themselves vote against these intrusions into their private lives! Radical religious “police” might end getting boomeranged by their own church members!
A few weeks ago at the Annual Free Speech Coalition’s “Night of the Stars” extravaganza in Los Angeles, while making an acceptance speech for an award I had just received, I took the opportunity to remind attendees that America needs the line between Church and State to stop being crossed by politicians currying favor with the hypocritical religious radicals—prayerfully, getting out the vote might help remind such pandering politicians; I also pushed attendees to help with voter registrations of fans and Adult Industry folks, and to keep our American troops in their thoughts and prayers. Some of the major stars I chatted with during the evening were: Jill Kelly, Nina Hartley, Stormy Daniels, Mr Marcus, Brittany Andrews, and many others. In an industry where we talent folks perform in the nude, it was ironic to see adult actresses and actors dressed in suits and gowns.
Hey Houston! Thanks to an invitation from the fine folks at Adult Quest, I’ll be there for the “Lone Star Pornutopia Weekend” Nov 29-Dec 2! Yup, I’m getting an early XXXMAS present this year! And, it sounds like a fun time is in store for the citizens of Houston! More big-name porn stars are being added constantly, so keep checking http://www.lonestarpornutopia.com for all the latest news. I can’t wait for November 29th to get here!
I’ll keep this column short, in hopes that you’ll use the reading time that you’re saving to instead become a voter, and/or to urge someone else to become a voter.
As always, I believe that sex between and among consenting adults is a God-given gift that is natural, normal, and healthy ---if you agree, please vote in the November 7th elections!
Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com
FINE ASS BITCHES!
Thanks guys!
The Battle for the Sexual Freedom of the Universe Begins.
(Chatsworth, CA) -- Private is proud to release their latest adult epic. “Porn Wars” is the first installment of a trio of sizzling space adventures from director Kovi.
“Porn Wars” pits the Seth and Jodi armies against one another in a struggle for sexual control of the galaxy. Gorgeous ladies such as Nikki Rider and Victoria Swinger take us on the sexual adventure of a lifetime as they battle the incredible Tera Bond and luscious Mya Diamond. Can the curvaceous Jodi warriors defeat the sultry Seth and save the universe? These out of this world vixens won’t stop until they have gone deep, deep into inner space.
Episode 1 touches down in this galaxy on September 4th and promises nothing short of out of this world sex.
Cum join the force!
And it's not raining men either. It's raining dirty water through my ceiling! AS you guys know, my house has been under construction for the last year and under major construction for the last 4 months. Well yesterday they decided to take off my roof, so they could come back tomorrow and put a new one on. Only one slight problem, IT RAINED all night. Wow, don't know how that happened, it's only South Florida in the wet season! So I now have new ceilings, well not exactly new, but a new color at least. They were white a few days ago, and now they are yellow, but only in certain places. ANd I have redocorated to include an art installation of all different color buckets and garbage pails throughout the house to catch the water pouring down from the newly opened drainage holes.
She writes- Cindi, I have a brand new set of pix that are all yours if you want. I can put them on a disc and send them to you if you want.
I have a lot going on now, so if you want to do an interview or something let me know!! I would love to.
xXxOhhhh
sierra
ps Those leg warmer looking things I made myself!!!
I guess it just depends on how you look at it.
www.britneyrears.com I'll soon be doing a BIG story on Hillary Scott, who plays the NEW and IMPROVED Britney Rears.
THanks for the pics Stuart. I can't wait to see what you do for Grandparents Day!!!! LOL
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A Million Video Reviews?!!!!!! Well, not yet, but we're working on it!
A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE IN THE INDUSTRY: This Column (As well as the entire website) is Copyright 2006 Xcitement.com/Media International, Inc. Photos, Artwork and Text are either authored, owned and copyrighted by Xcitement.com or owned and copyrighted by second and third parties that have graciously granted us permission to use their property, sometimes by exclusive arrangement. Permission to use items from this site MAY be granted, but ONLY after we receive a WRITTEN REQUEST in the form of an e-mail or postal letter and upon your receipt of WRITTEN PERMISSION from us granting you limited rights of use. Due to forementioned second party copyrights and exclusive use arangements, this will be done on an item by item basis. Taking ANYTHING off this site without WRITTEN PERMISSION (whether you credit us or give us a link back or not) WILL result in Legal Action for the Violation of Federal Copyright Laws by Xcitement.com and potentially other copyright holders. Send all REQUESTS to writercindi@aol.com