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CINDI LOFTUS' NAKED TRUTH
ARCHIVE September 11 - 15 2006 |
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| VIVID-ALT AND FLESHBOT.COM NAME WINNER OF THE “SO YOU WANT TO BE A PORNSTAR” CONTEST | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| LUCKY GUY! Vivid-Alt, the alternative XXX film imprint of Vivid Entertainment Group, teamed up with the popular adult blog fleshbot.com to give one lucky fan the chance to win a role in the upcoming Vivid-Alt movie, “EastSide Story.” The contest was to promote the August launch of the website www.vividalt.com. Krist Sorge, the winner of the Vivid-Alt Weekend Prize Package, hopped on a plane from New York to Los Angeles, to be personally met by Vivid-Alt producer Eon McKai. Sorge was selected winner by McKai, director Vena Virago, and sexy Vivid-Alt actress Dana DeArmond. |
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| Krist meets Dana at LAX "I wrote this essay where I said it was my grandfather's dying wish that I be in or witness a porn movie being made," said Sorge of his winning entry as to why he should make his porn debut with Vivid-Alt. A freelance commercial casting director in New York, Sorge learned of the contest through a visit to fleshbot.com. After his arrival in L.A. Sorge immediately hit the studio for a little one-on-one time with Dana DeArmond before their “spumoni” date, another perk to winning the “So You Want To Be A Pornstar” contest. “It wasn’t until recently that I found out my grandfather was named ‘Onofrio’…and he was polyamorous,” he confided to DeArmond. |
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| Contest winner Krist Sorge and Vivid-Alt actress Dana DeArmond During his visit to L.A. Sorge was also introduced to the ever-punk director Virago. “‘EastSide Story’ is about how the art scene and the porn scene mix,” she declared. “The movie takes a hardcore look at the hipsters and graffiti-art-types who inhabit the neighborhoods east of Echo Park in L.A. and is part documentary and part ‘art happening.’” “I expected it to be surreal and un-erotic,” stated Sorge wryly on his time in Los Angeles. However, his walk-on, speaking role in “EastSide Story,” date with Dana DeArmond and attending a studio party proved to be a hit. View the full photo-gallery and information on all winners at www.vividalt.com and fleshbot.com. The company’s Vivid-Alt imprint is headed by Eon McKai, alt-porn’s dominant icon. McKai has been widely credited as the founder of this new and edgy film genre. He has been profiled in The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times and The Village Voice. |
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| OLD PEOPLE DO HAVE SEX!!!!! I love Rob Spallone and he is so creative. He comes up with the most out of this world ideas for movies. Here is his newest one- |
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| When 19-year-old newcomer Crystal Clear arrived on his set, Rob Spallone knew his latest gangbang was going to be his best one yet. “You never know what's going to happen until the girl shows up,” he recalled. “Once she was there, I knew it was going to be great.” Clear soon disrobed and took her place on the mat as the star of Spallone's World's Oldest Gangbang , featuring 26 men and women over 50 who took turns pounding the young starlet's pussy. Starting with veteran stud Herschel Savage, who opened up the proceedings with a vigorous fuck, Clear went on to get a good reaming from another veteran, Ron Jeremy. “It was great to see these guys go at it and she took it well,” Spallone said. Clear's grunts and “fuck, fuck, fuck” chants showed her director that this wasn't just a job, but a real adventure. Clear later said she lost track how many times she came from the oldsters. Even while taking 70-year-old cocks deep inside her, the starlet seemed to give as good as she got. With a handful of women donning strap ons, Clear also got a good pounding from them as she encouraged them. “I was at first scared, but then I realized it wasn't going to be that bad and I had fun,” she said. “Some of them wanted to leave because they couldn't get wood, but I told those guys this is going to be the only time you get to fuck a pretty girl who's a porn star so they stayed…I got to cum five times with those old guys.” By the time it was over, all 26 people had fucked her twice and all the men had cum over her twice. “I had done The World's Biggest Gangbang , and that one was a nightmare to do, but this one was great. It was smooth sailing and it had a lot to do with Crystal ,” Spallone said. “I'd shot her before and she was brand new and she told me she wanted to be famous and I said to her that doesn't happen that often in this business, but if you really want to be famous, let me put something together for you.” And within weeks, Clear was taking on a slew of studs in Spallone's latest fuckfest. “I told Metro what I was doing and that I didn't want them to pay me until it's done because there was a chance that it wasn't going to come off,” he recalled. “We had done Howard Stern and all these other radio stations and all this publicity, but if she didn't show up then that would've been it, but she showed up and came through like a champ.” Spallone had publicized the event through appearances on radio stations around the country and Canada , touting the event's Web site for those over 50 interested in participating. “We got thousands of responses, but we eventually picked 26 to do it. They were all over 50, with the oldest was 81 and the youngest was 52.” Release date is September 29, 2006 (CL-But rapid sales won't start until October 1st, when the social security checks come out.......) |
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| TEACH ME HUMPING, YOU ANGEL BABY! Porn Alt-Queen and one of the New York Post’s sexiest New Yorkers, Joanna Angel is unveiling the definitive guide to humping on September 12. JOANNA ANGEL’S GUIDE TO HUMPING is the sex-ed class you’ve only dreamed of. All the humor of The Breakfast Club with a ridiculous amount of smutty hot sex. |
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| In perfect Joanna Angel tongue-in-cheek fashion, GUIDE TO HUMPING centers on the stereotypical students (jocks, nerds, slackers and even a hot foreign chick) in her naughty, one-day seminar. Angel says: “The movie is really silly... it’s sort of like a John Hughes ’80s movie. It was hard to film because we had to stop to laugh for 20 minutes in between each shot.” | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| STORMY IS "SLEEPING AROUND !" Though she may be a true mainstream crossover sensation, Stormy hasn't forgotten her roots, and she proves herself an erotic triple threat in Sleeping Around by writing, directing, and co-starring with the delectable Latin sex sensation Eva Angelina. But this is one multi-tasking megastar who doesn't let her duties behind the camera get in the way of her ability to deliver 100% on screen. Indeed, from her sexy-as-hell tease footage to a filthy hardcore romp with Wicked contract actor and director Randy Spears, Daniels delivers some of the most heated sensual moments of her career to date. |
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| But the aptly titled Sleeping Around is about more than mere superstar sex action, much more. Fans of youthful newcomers are certain to get their fill with the excellent performances hardbodied Haley Paige and Holly Wellin deliver both in and out of bed, while Randy Spears and such trusted woodmen as Eric Masterson and Scott Styles make sure these couples-oriented sex scenes burn with the same level of heat found in the finest gonzo. (CL-Stormy is hot, that's for sure. Look for an Xcitement cover story soon, if I can get her to stop sleeping around so much and sit still for an interview.) |
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| VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE ANGEL! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| We are now well into Round 11 of the All-Time Elegant Angel Porn Star Tournament. Each week 10 porn stars vie for top votes in a preliminary round. The star with the most votes after two weeks, moves onto the next round. Visit ElegantAngel.com and vote for your favorite today! Here are the winners of each round so far- (all advance to the semi-finals): Round 1 - Tiffany Mynx Round 2 - Nici Sterling Round 3 - Stephanie Swift Round 4 - Jessica Darlin Round 5 - Silvia Saint Round 6 - Nikita Denise (CL- my dream girl, drool......) Round 7 - Belladonna Round 8 - Jenna Haze Round 9 - Amber Michaels Round 10 - Brittney Skye |
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| Round 11 looks to be the most competative yet! Current nominees as of Wednesday, September 6th 2006: Cailey Taylor, Ava Devine, Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin, Gia Paloma, Mason Storm Gia Jordan, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Vicky Vette. Right now Cytheria and Lauren have a fierce lead over everyone else. GO VOTE for your favorite! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| SECRETARY'S DAY PREVIEW IS HOT! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Eddie VAN HALEN DOES MUSIC VIDEOS FOR SACRED SIN Ninn Worx Launches New Music Video Clip For “Sacred Sin” “Catherine The Eddie Van Halen Sacred Sin Cut” Now Available At Company Web Site and YouTube (Chatsworth, CA) Ninn Worx, in association with EVH, proudly launches “Catherine The Eddie Van Halen Sacred Sin Cut”, a new, full length music video available at the film company’s web site ninnworx.com/sacredsin.com Two versions of the video can be found on YouTube. One features the legendary guitarist exclusively in his famed studio 5150, the other injects segments of Ninn Worx’ epic title “Catherine” into the mix. The bed track was originally written by Loren Alexander for the soundtrack to last year’s award winning title “Catherine”. Inspired by the power of the original piano piece, Eddie composed drum and guitar tracks, adding depth and further enhancing the composition. Once completed, Ninn felt compelled to add the remake to the soundtrack of “Sacred Sin” as well as film the music videos. “Working with Eddie is a dream come true. What he brought to the musical mix of Catherine is nothing short of brilliant. He amazes me daily with both his work ethic and his love for his craft.” Eddie is proud of his contribution and feels that the final product is “a powerful piece of music”. “I put my heart and soul into it”, he said. “Catherine The Eddie Van Halen Sacred Sin Cut” is featured on the soundtrack to Ninn Worx’ highly anticipated feature film “Sacred Sin” which releases September 13th. CL-You have to check out the website. The photos and the trailers are works of art! I can't wait to see the movie! |
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| In a number of my past columns over the last few years, I warned about the glut of porn footage and new companies tardily entering the adult video/DVD business and further over-supplying the already crowded market place; of late, numerous others have likewise now noted and begun to also comment about it on adult news/gossip sites/etc; for years now, in the on-site classes I teach on how-to-make-adult-videos, as well as at my HowtoMakeAdultVideos.com. I've expressed my personal views concerning the constantly growing mountains of excess productions, and hopefully I've had an impact on cautioning and saving many of my students from wasting their money and efforts on an already glutted productions market. Unfortunately, I was correct about the glut, and now I fear a shaking out of some of the present companies producing porn. I hope we consumers don't lose future access to any of our long-time favorite porn series! In another column I wrote shortly after the foray in Iraq, I correctly opined that the Dow Jones (which was then was at a level around 8,200) would recover to pre 9-11 levels near 11,000---I'm glad I was on target with that prediction; in that same monthly column, I also expressed my concerns about the possibility that crude oil prices might increase dramatically and threaten economic growth/inflation/stability, and lead to higher interest rates---I wish I had been wrong in that worry, but?! Last month's column urged everyone to register to vote and get others to follow suit, to become informed voters, and to actually vote in every upcoming election. I've been concerned about the present negative noise-making against allowing consenting citizens to continue having their Constitutional right to access legal porn productions, and I worry that unless we ALL get involved in rallying the true ALL-AMERICANS to vote accordingly, we might soon see religious fanatics continuing to adversely influence lawmakers at all levels of government and indirectly affect/infect our future sex lives. Believe me, I sincerely hope last month?s column was not in vain. I hope my worrying is unfounded, and I pray that YOU vote and help return our free country back to real freedoms! Please help me stop being a worrywart concerned about OUR freedom to access legally produced porn! On another note, one of the subjects I also discuss in my video-making classes is my personal thinking that obscenity convictions will continue to be pursued by politically conservative governments, but that eventually they will constitutionally trip over the First Amendment now that ?community standards? can no longer consist of only small geographical locales; the Internet and mass communications like television, video-on-demand, and the future cell phone delivery systems, has widened the playing field to such an extent that jaded religious views of the few but verbose religious radicals and the people they bully/influence can?t alter or halt the ongoing mainstreaming of porn. Indeed, the breadth of porn?s acceptance by overall populations is so pronounced that the modern community standards will undoubtedly testify and find that the present legit porn world produces porn, but NOT obscenity! Now, once that realty becomes the law of the land, I think the focus of future religious/government/hypocrite attacks will lessen against the porn per se but might increase upon the actual individual people in the Adult Industry, and possibly against consumers of Adult Entertainment. Because of this, to avoid being targeted by such entities as the IRS and law enforcement, I urge Industry individuals to make certain that they accurately and comprehensively compile and pay all their taxes without fail (keep in mind that recent escort-related entities, past ?mafia? individuals, and even some past Adult Industry folks, were pursued/prosecuted by the IRS once other avenues were closed down to prosecutors by the courts); that we all adopt a personal standard of deportment against driving while under the influence; that we guard against alcohol or drugs being involved in any manner on or near porn sets, and that no one of legal drinking age provides alcoholic beverages to adult performers under 21 or others under any circumstances, and that we all realize that we might well be under a more powerful microscope than non-porn entities and persons. Actually, with the ongoing movement of all facets of the Adult Industry into the mainstream, following the aforementioned and other responsible ways of life might even possibly make us an inspiring example for others to emulate---wouldn?t it be a nice lessen to the enemies of present day porn if they see our personal behaviors being admired by society! Please: re-read the above; become an informed voter and urge others to do likewise; personally strive for and sustain responsible personal behaviors as models for others in America and elsewhere to admire and follow; and, let?s positively influence and convert some of the radical religious hypocrites to realize that sex between consenting adults is a God-given way of life that is natural, normal, and healthy! Heck, let?s wave a magic wand and somehow arrange for the religious and political hypocrites to watch and guiltlessly enjoy porn, visit gentlemen?s clubs, join adult web sites, and masturbate without wrongly feeling like they are bad boys and girls! Enjoy our precious lives on Earth, Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com |
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| KELLY'S BEAUTIFUL BOOBS! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Kelly Madison’s newest DVD, All Ditz and Jumbo Tits #2, is part 2 in the series that pays tribute to those girls out there who have enormous tits and not so much in the way of brains. Check out Puma Swede, Trina Michaels, Candy Manson, Danielle Derek and Jamie Brooks, in all their glory! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| September 12,th 2006 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| TINA TYLER TAKES THE TITLE SUPERWHORE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Of course don't tell her I said that! She takes over the directing duties of this series with volume seven. "I'm elated to take over one of Mercenary's best-known lines," Tyler, said. " Lex has given me the opportunity to develop as a director and I've received nothing but support every step of the way. Lex giving me the helm of SuperWhores is something I thank him deeply for." SuperWhores 7 stars Felony, Velicity Von, Cassidy Blue, Sara Jay, Bailey Monroe, Jean Baptiste, Brian Pumper, Mr. Marcus and Mercenary owner and three time AVN Male Performer of the Year, Lexington Steele. |
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| NICE AZZZZZZZZ! My favorite boxcover this week. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Director: Van Styles Cast List: Velocity Von, Flower Tucci, Victoria Allure, Lusicous Lopez, Ava Rose. Movie Synopsis: Thick Azzed white girls meet big-dicked black studs. 100% interracial featuring pretty girls with huge asses. Flower Tucci’s anal and squirting scene is a scorcher.( CL- naw silly, it's a drencher, lol) |
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| The new Booble girl looks like some one who should be making me hot chocolate, and doesn't show us her BOOBs? What's up with that? Where is the Booble sign with Sammy's naked Boobles in the middle of it. GEEZ.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The August Booble Girl winner Sammy is one hot mamma, but she is not your typical housewife. No kids, not domesticated, but she is always game for drinking down a wine glass full of cum or cleaning up a plate full of jizz with her tongue. What is her favorite place to be? “I like to be within a group full of naked people having crazy sex like the good little housewife slut that I am! The more sex I get the more sex I want. It is just a vicious little cycle.” With an addiction to sex, Sammy loves to share her life online at www.sammy4u.com. She has always been a very naughty girl and this is her way to share that with the world. Her home is wired with live voyeur cams so fans can peek in on her and see what is going on in the casa 24 hours a day. Sammy also keeps a daily blog that lets members know what is going on with her in her personal life and what is new on her website. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Owen is my very happy and gay college journalism student who helps me when he feels like it and sometimes bugs me more then he helps me. But then I don't pay him for helping/bugging me so I guess this is a mutual pain in the ass vs helping each other situation. In other words we have an equal opportunity love/ hate relationship. AND Owen has been asking me for nine months now if he could interview me, both for this site and for a final paper for school. I have never really been the interviewee, and don't look forward to it, BUT as Owen keeps pointing out to me, how is it fair if I ask people such personal questions and expect them to answer them, and I won't even answer the most basic questions about my self. So I will give it a shot and see what happens.... INTERVIEW with CINDI LOFTUS- part one BY OWEN MONEY Owen- I want to write an intro about you to put up first. Cindi- I am getting a migraine if you want to do this and get it up tonight, you have to ask the questions now. It's my site. I don't need an intro. If you want to do a Bio you can do that at another time. Owen- So that is why you are being such a Bee-otch, you have a headache? Cindi-A migraine is quite different from a headache you Dickhead. It's also September 11th and I just watched a program on Steve Irwin. I'm depressed. I want a drink and I want to lay down and watch TV. Owen- Dick Head is a compliment, thank you very much. All that is on TV is stuff about 9-11 which you don't want to watch. You quit drinking almost a year ago and besides the liquor store is closed, you are out of luck. Cindi- Do we have to do this now? I'm tired. Owen- Oh my God, it's 11:30 pm, you usually go to bed six hours from now, will you stop complaining about everything and just let me ask you some questions? Cindi- Well go ahead already. Owen- Okay. What do you hate? Cindi- You don't start an interview by asking someone a totally negative question like that. It will only go down hill from there. What is going to be your next question, who did you kill lately? Owen- Can we not make this a "Learning Experience"? How about you just answer ten questions and then I will go home. Cindi- Alright. I hate bumble bees, wasps, venomous snakes, poisonous spiders, red ants, fleas and mosquitoes. I hate carrots. I hate really noisy places. I hate ego maniac, self-centered, stupid people. I hate going to the dentist. I hate watching cum drinking movies. I hate getting up early in the morning. I hate, let me change that, I dislike President Bush and the war in Iraq, although I love our soldiers and what they stand for. Owen- Okay, first group is because you are allergic to bites and could die, understandable. Carrots? Carrots, okay. Noisy places? Cindi- Brings on my anxiety attacks. Owen-Ego maniac self-centered stupid people, do they have to be all three to be hated? Cindi- Yes. Someone could have a big ego, but be highly intelligent and well read and I would still like them. Someone could be self-centered, a lot of artistic people are, just because they are caught up in their creativity, I would still like them. And someone could not be really smart, but be the most warm hearted loving caring person. So if you are one of the above and have other good qualities to make up for it, you can still be cool. But if you are all three, there is no redemption possible. Owen- When happened the last time you went to the dentist? Cindi- The idiot accidentally shoved the huge Novocain needle into my bottom lip while he was trying to put it in my cheek, so I couldn't get any work done because my bottom lip was numb and I was drooling all over the place. I never went back since then, like six years ago. Owen- Cum drinking? Cindi- Makes me gag, and I gag easily, next thing I am putting breakfast in the toilet. Just like if someone on TV throws up, I have to turn my head or.. Owen- I get it. No need to finish. You are making me gag. Cindi-I am? Cool. Did you ever watch a little kid get off an amusement ride and then stumble over to the garbage can and puke all over himself? Owen- STOP! You are making me sick, I just ate a hot dog. Cindi- Which kind of hot dog? The food kind? Or the male anatomy kind? Does that ever gag you when you give a blow job? Owen- Holy shit. Will you STOP! I gotta go get a drink of water. Cindi-So are we done with the interview? Owen- For now... (quietly, " you bitch") Cindi-(laughing to self, "he only asked me one question!") |
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| Starting this day off on a depressing note cannot be avoided. We will always remember the lives and deaths of so many on this day five years ago. We will always be grateful to the heros, and feel sadness for the families. I can only speak for myself though, when saying that I will not forget, nor will I forgive those that caused this tragedy. To those, my enemies, I seek revenge and my reward will be their death. After writing that, I really can't jump into being sarcastic and funny about porn, sorry guys. I'll give you a lot of good stuff tomorrow. I promise. xoxo, Cindi |
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A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE IN THE INDUSTRY: This Column (As well as the entire website) is Copyright 2006 Xcitement.com/Media International, Inc. Photos, Artwork and Text are either authored, owned and copyrighted by Xcitement.com or owned and copyrighted by second and third parties that have graciously granted us permission to use their property, sometimes by exclusive arrangement. Permission to use items from this site MAY be granted, but ONLY after we receive a WRITTEN REQUEST in the form of an e-mail or postal letter and upon your receipt of WRITTEN PERMISSION from us granting you limited rights of use. Due to forementioned second party copyrights and exclusive use arangements, this will be done on an item by item basis. Taking ANYTHING off this site without WRITTEN PERMISSION (whether you credit us or give us a link back or not) WILL result in Legal Action for the Violation of Federal Copyright Laws by Xcitement.com and potentially other copyright holders. Send all REQUESTS to writercindi@aol.com
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