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delights at:
http://platinumblueproductions.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=112
Fluffer- marshmallow // dick hardener
Nut- peanut butter // shoot cum
Head- thing on your shoulders/ giving a blow job
ATM- what you get money out of // ass to mouth, which gives you extra money, but also more doctor bills
Rubber- tires // condom
father- husband // My baby's daddy
Clap- applause // an STD
AIDS-someone who helps another // a chronic illness
Test-what you pass in college // what you pass to do a sex scene
Smother- what your grandma did to you with her kisses // exphixiating a man with a women's sexy parts
Teabag- what you use for making tea // sucking balls
Baby wipes- to wipe a baby's butt // to wipe a dripping porn star
Pussy- kitty // furry girlie part
Stripper- removes paint // removes clothes
Pop- Dad // what dad does to mom to make babies
Cell—jail/ phone
I just came up with those. Send me the ones you think up.
and a press release I can post!
Don't get me wrong, I love the guys that make these movies, but the movies themselves tend to be a bit lewd, crude and rude for my taste. And the press releases are over the top! Which means all you super pervs out there will love them!
They might not be much a wife or mother, but dammit they’re good whores!
JM Productions is proud to announce that on August 6th they proudly, and boldly, entered the MILF market with first volume of the heart-warming and ball-draining new series Wife, Mother, Whore. The new series features only whores who are truly real life wives and mothers getting their mouths, pussys, and assholes stretched, twisted, and fucked for your viewing delight.
Each scene features an in depth interview with the family matriarch before the ass pounding and/or double penetration commences. “We try to get inside their heads a little and figure out exactly why they are such good whores, but invariably such bad wives and mothers. If Taylor Rain was ever successfully impregnated by one of her johns, this is the kind of terrible parent she’d be,” explains director Jim Powers, “Maybe we’ll put her in part two.”
Many other MILF movies feature old bags who may or may not be wives, or really even mothers for that matter. But for Wife, Mother, Whore, JM has cast only young, hot whores who have not only hatched a child, but also somehow conned the no-doubt reluctant father into sticking around and ‘making it legal.’
Take, for instance, hardcore Euro-whore Jennifer Dark, real life wife to black porn star Mark Anthony, and mother of his child. “Originally, I only married Mark so I could get a green card and move to America. I didn’t really love him, and that still hasn’t changed,” explains the terrible young wife, “But, by the time he realized it I’d already had his kid. Now I’m set for life, or the next 18 years at least.”
Wife. Mother, Whore also features cock-inhaling and ass-gaping talents of the beautiful blonde hair, blue eyed cumbucket Desire Moore. “Last year they took my son away for a few months because he was found dancing naked on our apartment balcony unattended after my husband had slipped into a crack-induced coma on the couch,” remembers the atrocious mother, “Now when I have to fuck strangers for money to pay the rent I’ve learned my lesson and hire a competent baby sitter.”
Wife, Mother, Whore also features the cumguzzling talents of awful wives and mothers Allison Pierce and Liv Wylder. Jerkoffzone.com
pic courtesy of black ice.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR, these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo?" (I told him). "It's been a year!"
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.
Can SexZ pictures pull it off again with Upload?
“The show was great,” said Zane, at home recovering the day after his ground-breaking performance. “Now it’s just the heal time. It takes a while for everything to heal.”
Zane appeared on Navarro’s show (http://www.maniatv.com/tv/spreadentertainment) with Pleasure Production's contract star, Tera Wray to promote Zane’s wildly successful summer release, Tattooed & Tight. Wray starred in Tattooed & Tight, becoming the first adult film star ever to engage in a hardcore sex act while their partner was receiving a real tattoo, and took part in the suspension which was recorded in front of a live audience at The Dragonfly in Hollywood.
“I picked her up twice, and spun around,” said Zane. “By the end of the day, I was lightheaded and confused.” Zane explained that he was still bleeding from the 4” steel shark hooks used for the suspension when he shot the evening scenes. “When we were done it looked like someone had been murdered.
“We live in an era of extremely hardcore sex where double-doubles and reverse bukkakees with anal triple Lutz moves reign supreme, however Not the Bradys XXX isn’t about that but it is the kind of movie you can show the entire family,” Mullen stated. “Well, maybe not quite the entire family but this is like getting your friends huddled together around your big screen to watch It’s a Wonderful Life when that first came out on DVD if only It’s a Wonderful Life had dirty sex in it.”
Faced with financial difficulties at home due to slow business at his architectural firm, Mike and his wife Carol reluctantly tell the kids that the entire household will be on a budget for the next few months until business picks back up and the cash crisis ends. The kids get together and decide to help out by taking on odd jobs, holding car washes and pitching in wherever they can to help save the family house from bank foreclosure.
Wild fun and mayhem ensue especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a ‘figure model’ and finds out she’s about to star in a porn movie.
Not the Bradys XXX stars this year’s female performer of the year Hillary Scott as Marcia in yet another award-worthy performance and Aurora Snow as Jan who makes her way through her teen years idolizing her big sis. Leah Luv offers a sweet innocence in her role as Cindy complete with braces, pigtails and plenty of naïve style.
With veteran Mike Horner playing the sensible father and Alana Evans delivering a truly remarkable performance as Carol the Mom, Not the Bradys XXX has all the makings of being a best movie contender and a top candidate for best comedy.
Throw in living legends Lynn LeMay as Alice and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher and you have one of the greatest casts ever assembled for a porn movie.
www.myspace.com/thebradysxxx
fond salutation to American fans of adult video -- while giving them a
different kind of rise -- in Hello Titty 2
"If you like ethnic women, then you'll really like seeing ladies who stand
out within their own element," he said. "Big tits and anal is hot everywhere
-- but big tits on a Japanese girl who loves anal is a winning formula!"
For more information visit www.thirdworldxxx.com.
BY: Dave Cummings---Hall of Fame Porn
Star/Producer/Director
stars and happenings from http://www.erotica-la.com/ that took place
recently at the Los Angeles Convention Center; for your viewing pleasure, be
sure to click on the “Gallery” link. Adult Video News (AVN) puts on the
event, and as is everything they do, it was spectacular; if you’re in Los
Angeles for their next Erotica-LA, or in Las Vegas for their huge event next
January in Las Vegas (see the link to “Adult Expo” at the bottom of the
opening page of www.avn.com ), you’ll have a feast for your eyes like you
were Ron Jeremy and me at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Dang! It seemed like only yesterday that the summer began, and now it’s
almost over. Time flies, especially as I get older. Speaking of summer, the
heat of August and the vacations period is usually a “slow-down” time for
filming; but, I’ve personally been busier than I prefer to be---I love
performing for other companies in Los Angeles, though the roundtrip drive
from San Diego can take 5-8 hours, and it’s usually at least three hectic
bumper-to-bumper hours each way into the porn-valley area of LA.
Nevertheless, once on set, I have fun; the recent shoot for “Screw My Wife,
Please, Vol 60” for Wildlife Productions (www.wildlifexxx.com), and another
one for Kick Ass Productions (www.kickass.com) were a blast. There are some
absolutely beautiful women entering the ranks of porn actresses, and they
seem to be very comfortable with their bodies and have insatiable desires to
have and enjoy sex.
A couple of months ago, I telephoned the “Ride-Along” Coordinator at the San
Diego Police Department and applied to accompany a police officer during a
duty-shift patrol. I did this because prior to getting a last minute student
loan which opened the door for me to attend Siena College, I was thinking
about taking the exam to be a police officer or firefighter (my Dad was a
firefighter, and later my younger brother followed in his footsteps and
ended up being the Fire Chief of a major city).
I was subsequently contacted by the actual police officer that was assigned
to coordinate our schedules and set up the actual ride-along. Apparently,
many American police departments have a ride-along program as part of their
community relations programs. You might want to check it out in your city. I
had a great time, saw/learned/experienced a lot, and now have even more
respect and admiration for what professionals our San Diego Police truly
are. Officer “Smith” met me at the Division headquarters, took me to the
“line-up” briefing where I was introduced by the Supervising Sergeant, and
sat in on the info he provided the roomful of patrol officers and detectives
for our Friday 2 PM-Midnight shift. The info provided to the officers was
extensive, and it reminded me of my Army days in Vietnam when I attended the
operation briefings at the 4th Infantry Division.
Then, we logged into our patrol car computer system, prepared the shotguns
in case they were needed, and headed out to cover our assigned patrol area.
During the course of the 10-hour shift, we answered many burglar alarm
calls, provided “field Interview” assistance to another officer who had a
routine traffic stop turn into a “find” of crystal meth and syringes, made a
number of traffic stops (including one that first appeared to be possible
gang members in an out-of-registration car --- it resolved without problems,
but not before the driver was placed/secured into the back of our patrol
car), responded to a need for us to do the full-speed/lights/siren thing on
a 2-mile call to quickly pick up the girlfriend of a suspect in a major bar
fight that resulted in the victim being hospitalized in critical condition
(we later had to assist detectives and officers at that crime scene, where
we took evidence photos and interviewed witnesses), and later did another
full-bore 1.5 mile run in response to a “hot prowler” report in a house in
the hills of LaJolla (which was called off just as we drove onto the
property—the “prowler” was actually a bed-ridden family member who dragged
himself out of bed and somehow was rummaging through drawers looking for
anti-acid tablets). In between these calls and many others, Officer “Smith”
had to “write paper” which was his term for filling out required forms and
reports ensuing from stops/calls/incidences.
Throughout the ride-along, every officer and detective I observed did a
totally professional job (in spite of some citizens, in my opinion, acting
like liars and jerks!). The officer’s primary objective seemed to be
protecting citizens and property, and being effective in responsibly
responding to needs and calls. I also was very impressed by the abilities
and efficiencies of the dispatchers who, like the officers, were great at
handling multi-tasking. I saw officers at various times quasi-acting in
roles of not only law enforcers, but also in counseling and teaching people
they came in contact with, conflict resolution, and genuine concern for
others. If you think I sound like I was VERY impressed, you’re absolutely
correct. What a fabulous experience that ride-along was! I intend to apply
for additional ride-along assignments. It was truly refreshing for me to
see such total and dedicated professionalism.
Please remember my mantra, i.e., that sex between/among consenting adults is
indeed natural, normal, and healthy.
Stay safe, healthy, and happy!
Dave Cummings – www.davecummings.com
Later Friday night I had 2 parties to attend. The first party was the Adult Rental Wet T-shirt Contest. Which was attended by the likes of Lisa Sparxxx, Sunny Lane, Mike South, and others.
The crew I spent a lot of time with at Internext decided to head to the other party which was at Tootsies strip club. The crew was Sunny Lane, Ashley Steel, Payton Palmer, Jax & Shari (from SugarDVD.com), Steve Javors (from Xbiz.com), and Tony Batman. I enjoyed myself hanging in the VIP with the 3 ladies and Steve Javors while Sunny and the other guys went boob hunting I guess. At the end of the night we spoke to the Feature dancer of the night who happened to be a Pornstar named Vivian West. She was an interesting young lady. (CL-soon to be a story devoted to her in the mag!)
Ace Cartier
If you don't get out to Cali, the next time I see you I will get up on my 6 foot ladder and kick you in the ass!
MASTURBATION MONDAY!!! HURRAH!!
ENJOY YOURSELF AND START YOUR WEEK OFF RIGHT (OR LEFT DEPENDING ON WHICH HAND YOU USE) WITH SOME INNOCENCE....
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You can read an interview and see a video clip of Holly at this link- http://www.ladirectmodels.com/gotm.html
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A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE IN THE INDUSTRY: This Column (As well as the entire website) is Copyright 2006 Xcitement.com/Media International, Inc. Photos, Artwork and Text are either authored, owned and copyrighted by Xcitement.com or owned and copyrighted by second and third parties that have graciously granted us permission to use their property, sometimes by exclusive arrangement. Permission to use items from this site MAY be granted, but ONLY after we receive a WRITTEN REQUEST in the form of an e-mail or postal letter and upon your receipt of WRITTEN PERMISSION from us granting you limited rights of use. Due to forementioned second party copyrights and exclusive use arangements, this will be done on an item by item basis. Taking ANYTHING off this site without WRITTEN PERMISSION (whether you credit us or give us a link back or not) WILL result in Legal Action for the Violation of Federal Copyright Laws by Xcitement.com and potentially other copyright holders. Send all REQUESTS to writercindi@aol.com