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It's the weekend and you are just relaxing. Throwing back a few cold ones, eating a good meal, catching some sun, maybe doing some physical activity or at least watching some on TV. At the end of the day you just feel like laying back and relaxing. No stress, no pounding, no male grunting or sweating; no messy cum or DPs. Sometimes it's just all about the girls. Beautiful girls, having beautiful sex in beautiful places, that's what you want to watch. And you will find that in Cal Vista's Babes Illustrated. Here's some girls who star in vols 13 & 14. The perfect end to a perfect weekend is popping one off to some Babes... If the pictures aren't enough you can watch the movies right now at www.metroondemand.com, or pick them up at your local video store. Vol 15 is now out too!
This is Sierra Sinn. Is she not the most adorable thing you have ever seen??? She asked me to come over and help her with her laundry but when I got there this, she was what I found in the clothes basket! I got that little dirty girl all sudsed up, washed down and dried off, then we had to clean all her toys, well we had to dirty them first.... Needless to say no laundry got done, oh well, that's what dry cleaners are for. Thanks Sierra. Anytime you need help around the house PLEASE give me a call.
Soon SIerra will be celebrating her one year anniversary in porn with a brand new website. SierraSinn.com will be up soon. I can't wait to see it, and her naked all over the place. I am going to do a bigger story on Sierra soon. But I wanted to share a taste of this delicious little sweetheart with you.
Sierra says "Cindi you can cum over any time! Let me tell you about a hot movie I just did so you can have sweet dreams tonight. Dream Teens 5 from Sin City....Hannah Harper directed it.
it is a porn-o-licious take on Americas next top model.
I performed in 2 different scenes and had a lot of dialog.
It is not out yet, but look for it soon!!!"
Did you ever; see, meet, talk too, dream about , see a picture of, see a movie with some one that you considered the most beautiful and sexy girl you had ever seen in your entire life? I have. As a matter of fact I spent a couple days with her, I touched her hair, I hugged her, I drank with her, I laughed with her, I watched her have mindblowing ( and ball blowing) sex with several other beautiful people. Very shortly after that, she disappeared from my life. I sent her gifts, I called, I e-mailed. All with no answer. I heard she had the usual problems with boyfriends, husbands, money, the more unusual problems with immigration, law suits. I really couldn't keep track of what was going on with her because everything I heard was from a friend of a friend of a friend. Maybe she had moved. Maybe she had left the country, maybe she had divorced her husband, Maybe she had left her boyfriend. Time passed but I never stopped thinking of her. In the day time sometimes she would just pop into my head and I would think how much I missed her and hope she was doing well. Night times, I'll admit that I may have thought a little deeper and harder. A whole year went by, I had heard nothing. Even the rumor mill had dried up. Then this January when I usually attend the AVN awards, but didn't, she was there! She even presented an award on stage! She was back, more beautiful then ever, I have seen a picture. She has signed on with an agent, who I contacted, Seymore's new agency Lighthouse. I didn't hear back from her. Today I got a press release from Club Jenna, seems my dream girl had just directed her first ever movie and starred in it too! So again on March 15th I will get to see her on screen in "Extreme Idol", ahhh, but when will I see her in person. NIKITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you sooo much and am so glad you are back! Have your people call my people, lol. I can't wait to hear that deep sexy voice again.
Nikita Denise, the award-winning, green-eyed Czech adult star, will star in her first movie in more than a year, “Nikita’s Extreme Idol.” She will make her directorial debut with the film, working side-by-side with famed adult director Sky Laurent.
“Nikita’s Extreme Idol” is a joint production of Laurent’s SkyWorld and ClubJenna, the studio and marketing company founded by mega star Jenna Jameson. The DVD will be in stores by March 15th. To order or view a trailer visit www.nikitasextremeidol.com.
“Nikita Denise is one of the most powerfully sexual performers in the business today and in this film she will redefine what a game show is all about,” according to Jay Grdina, president of ClubJenna and husband of Ms. Jameson. “Great stars including Sandra Romain, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Talon, Brittney Skye and Tyler Knight are the contestants in the story, and their reward, given personally by Ms. Denise, will bring the film to an amazingly climactic end.”
"I have always wanted to direct a film and my first time has been a real rush!” says Nikita Denise. “I picked the hottest performers not only on looks, but also sexual performance. I choose to do the winners on the show, wait until you see that scene! I am sooo happy that I got to direct; it's sort of a dream come true to direct a film produced by legends like Sky Laurent and Jay Grdina."
Rog really dishes the dirt!
THE PIPELINE: MARCH 2006
Sometimes I am amazed at just how quickly time flies. By the time most of you read this the year is will be approaching one quarter over. Pitchers and catchers have already reported and many of us are scrambling around to get our receipts in order in time for tax season. It’s been a very busy month since we last covered the doings in Porn Valley. There have been lots of rumored moves and a few actual comings and goings. Usually it’s contract girls who come and go, but lately we’re seeing more movement on the male side of the aisle, with meat puppets and directors changing locations on a weekly basis.
With the industry still reeling from the formation of Jules Jordan Productions, we have been hit with wave after wave of rumored moves. As usual, most of those have turned out to be false. One that did pan out turned into a great interview between Mike John and myself. I also sat down with Lexington Steele in his office at Mercenary Pictures. After two years, the company is getting stronger by the day and they have just added a new division that is certain to shake things up. Those interviews are coming soon, but I’ve completed some good ones as well. After years of trying to track her down I finally got to interview my first porn crush, Christy Canyon. Check that one out and be on the look out for the sit downs with Mike and Lex.
At a time when other porn companies change contract girls more often than some male talent change underwear, Adam & Eve seems committed to at least some sense of continuity. Carmen Luvana has put her name on the line for another year with Adam & Eve. The move will keep her at the top of a lineup that includes Austyn Moore and Mari Possa. It will allow Carmen to keep starring in projects like “Pirates” as well as keeping up with her busy public appearance schedule.
Porn fans looking for something out of the ordinary will certainly find it this month. Things are about to get very interesting thanks to a pair of unusual projects that break down barriers and challenge normal lines in adult erotica. Shane’s World has never been afraid to try new things, but their latest project might just make a few people squeamish. Former Wicked contract girl Devinn Lane is behind the camera for a strap-on movie that doesn’t involve chicks boning other chicks. This time the girls get to put the plastic to guys like Kurt Lockwood. While this isn’t exactly ground breaking (Legend has been doing similar movies with a gang bang theme for a while) it is certainly the biggest such project. I’m sure it will be a huge hit with pissed off ex-girlfriends and alt-porn boys the world over. It could also “open up” new avenues for Lockwood’s career. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
Lexington Steele’s Mercenary Pictures is also entering new territory with the Black Viking line. The first release is a transsexual movie shot in Brazil. It’s called “You’d Never Know” and features some of the most passable looking TS’s money can buy. A Tranny movie is a really a small step these days since so many gonzo companies have chosen to pass transsexual movies off as “straight” porn. It is still news when the company run by the biggest male star in the business releases a TS line. That would be a big enough story, but Black Viking will also produce gay movies. Tina Tyler has been chosen to shoot a line of solo masturbation movies starring both gay and straight male talent. Lex had originally planned to direct his first gay movie as well. After much consideration, he handed the project over to Jason Seacrest. It wasn’t a matter of being uncomfortable with the project that changed Steele’s mind. Instead it was in keeping with the company’s policy of “shoot what you love and love what you shoot” that led him to put Jason behind the camera for the all-male project. Opening up these new markets should broaden Mercenary’s already growing fan base and if the past is an accurate indicator, these new projects should be quite successful.
Last month Jules Jordan shocked the porn world by leaving Evil Angel to start his own production company. Rumors of who he might add to the roster began just moments after he made this momentous announcement. Countless names have been run through the rumor mill, including John’s. At the same time, stroke fans wondered exactly where Mike would end up. They certainly made a lot of noise when the announcement was made. It’s a perfect fit for the new company and combines two of the best shooters in the business. Though critics have often been slow to recognize John’s work, he has had a strong fan following for years. During an interview last month, John explained that he has been friends with Jules for a long time and that he feels very comfortable joining him for this venture. Stay tuned for the full interview text. Any new company is going to face hurdles and bumps in the road, but with Jules Jordan and Mike John already in the arsenal, we could be looking at the genesis of the next great porn dynasty.
PT Barnum was right, there really is a sucker born every minute. If you need proof of that, look no further than the new contract Vivid handed to the “next big thing” Eon McKai. After wowing some critics with a couple of movies that were more hype than heat, Eon was handed the biggest prize in the VCA vault. He was given the chance to shoot their modern take on the classic “New Wave Hookers.” With 100 grand and a legacy behind it, the movie sold well during the first two weeks, but things soured quickly. Amid a growing storm of horrible reviews of the pretentious flop, VCA let McKai go. They even bypassed the usual BS about an amicable split. Apparently Vivid didn’t have a problem taking on McKai. They certainly weren’t bothered by the fact that his “big” movie still hasn’t found its way into the review mix at the industry’s biggest publication. (When is the last time we waited this long to see a 100K movie reviewed by them?) With the formation of Vivid-Alt and the big deal they gave McKai, it is clear that Vivid is behind their new director. We just have to wonder if McKai will get halfway through his contract before the alt-porn ‘phenomena’ dies like the over-hyped flavor of the week that it is.
VCA apparently doesn’t think that McKai is irreplaceable. It took them about five minutes to ink Rob Rotten to a deal once McKai’s ass cleared the door. Obviously hoping to cash in on the tremendous jack they threw down to prop up the alt-porn trend, VCA will let Rob pick up where Eon left off. Hopefully Rob isn’t a one-trick pony and will be able to actually make some porn flicks when the hipster doofuses move on to the next trend and leave alt-porn in the rear view mirror.
It only took one glace for most porn fans to fall madly in lust with Mari Possa and her incredible little butt. It took Mari a bit longer to warm up to the idea of taking hard cock up that fine backside, but Seymore Butts was patient and the payoff was well worth the wait. Thanks to Pipedream Products, fans can now enjoy Mari’s ass in a whole new way. The mold of her outstanding posterior may not be the real thing, but the vibrating toy is certain to bring hours of joy to all who try it.
That’s the end of another month’s worth of news for you my friends. That clock on the wall is ticking and it’s telling me that the Oscars are around the corner, taxes are coming due, baseball will be upon us soon and if there is any mercy in the world; alt-porn is breathing its last feeble breath. (If not, someone please pull the plug.) Look for that long interview with Mike John and an even longer one with Lexington Steele next month. Keep an eye out for more directors switching companies and of course, a whole new crop of hotties just dying to be the next big thing. If that isn’t enough to give you spring fever, then nothing is.
rogreviews.com
FEB 28th, 2006
A Catholic-only town, scary thought in my opinion.
Dominos Pizza delivers, and apparently so does it's founder, from evil that is. Tom Monaghan, who sold his Dominos pizza chain for an estimated 1 billion in 1998 is going to be building a town in our own back yard. According to many religious news organizations and religious newspaper reports ( funny though I heard nothing locally and had a hard time finding much in mainstream press), Mr Monaghan who is a devout Catholic has decided that Miami needs a religious boost. So he purchased 5000 acres that were a bunch of vegetable farms ( sure it wasn't an "Animal Farm"?) northwest of Miami where he is planning on building "Ave Maria", a Catholic community of homes, businesses, and a university. The town is estimated to cost 400 million to build and will be governed by strict Catholic religious guidelines. It will be the first of it's kind in the US. ( Lucky us, lol) Monaghan tried to do a similar project in Michigan but they shipped him and his idea south. ( But not south enough)
Now here's the scary part, does this mean if you live there and break any Catholic laws you get to go to religious jail? Or perhaps they put you in stockades in the town square. Or maybe you just have to say an extra hundred Hail Mary's. So no teenagers making out in the back of cars, nobody cheating on their spouses, nobody stealing anything, everyone treating thy neighbor as thy self, wow sounds like a great place, huh? What if you go OUT of town and do something wrong, like watch a dirty movie? Does that still count? When you get back, you have to go to confession? You certainly won't be watching an X-rated movie IN "Ave Maria" because they will be outlawed. There will be no adult channels accessible on your TV. No adult stores or movies, no contraceptions available at the pharmacies, no abortion doctors, no morning after pills. You probably won't be able to get pepperoni on your pizza on a Friday during Lent.
Does this mean if you like the low crime rate and the down home atmosphere of Ave Maria, but you happen to be Jewish or Muslim, you won't be allowed to buy a home there? And if you own a home, can you rent it out to people who aren't Catholic? Say some Santarias from South Miami? I don't think so!
Of course the ACLU opposes the whole thing based on several civil rights issues, including the religion being in control of the government. Remember that old saying "Separation of Church and state"? Seems to be forgotten more and more these days. Please keep an eye on this very important case. Next thing you know Wilton Manors will become Jehovah Witness. It's 2 am so I am going to call it a night. But I will keep working on this story. If anyone finds a website for the town or some comments from Gov. Bush, ( I can guess he's happy about the whole thing), please pass it on to me. Writercindi@bellsouth.net. I want thank AVN.com for bringing this story to my attention.
What the Hell is Summer Haze doing ???? Something that hasn't been done in a long time. Summer has been personally visiting every adult video store in Southern Florida Dropping of Posters and POP material for her latest release The Worlds Largest Girl Bang. I asked Summer why she is doing this and her answer was " Its my company and I need to take pride in what I do, these store owners never see any of us, nor do most of the girls even pay any mind to the store owners forgetting they are the ones selling their videos to the fans. I like people to see that I am a Star and Studio owner that they can meet and speak to and show I take pride in what I do." I just got a copy of the movie and I'll be watching it so I can tell you all about it.
The beautiful Shy Love (who will soon be featured in a big story in Xcitement Magazine) has started her own production company. She signed Brooke Haven, Jenna Presley, and Nadia Styles to non-exclusive contracts that will allow them each to perform, direct and produce. The first movie out will be "That 70's Ho", a take off the "That 70's show." It's coming out in a couple weeks and will feature all four of the stars. ShyLovexxx.com
BROOKE HAVEN
JENNA PRESLEY
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XRCO 2006 NOMINATIONS (for 2005 releases):
BEST RELEASE (combines former Best Film & Best Video & Best DVD categories):
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre (Wicked Pictures)
Catherine (Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media)
Dark Side (Red Light District Films)
The New Devil in Miss Jones (Vivid Entertainment Group)
Pirates (Digital Playground/Adam & Eve)
Prisoner (Metro)
Squealer (Hustler Video)
Vault of Whores (Evil Angel)
BEST EPIC (new category):
Catherine (Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media)
Dark Angels 2 (New Sensations)
Eternity (Wicked Pictures)
The New Devil in Miss Jones (Vivid Entertainment Group)
Pirates (Digital Playground/Adam & Eve)
BEST DIRECTOR:
Brad Armstrong
Joone
Jules Jordan
Michael Ninn
Paul Thomas
BEST COMEDY OR PARODY:
Bad News Bitches (AMA Video)
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre (Wicked Pictures)
A Day Without Whores (Legend Video)
5 People You Meet in Porn (Hustler Video)
Texas Asshole Massacre (Evolution Erotica)
BEST GONZO MOVIE:
Anal Princess Diaries (Elegant Angel)
College Guide: How To Get More Pussy (Shane's World)
Riot Sluts 2 (Mason Productions/Platinum X Pictures)
Slut Puppies (Evil Angel)
Swallow My Squirt 2 (Elegant Angel)
BEST GONZO SERIES:
Baker's Dozen (Platinum X)
Gothsend (DVSX)
Whale Tail (Smash Pictures)
Service Animals (Joey Silvera/Evil Angel)
Jack's Teen America (Digital Playground)
BEST GIRL/GIRL MOVIE:
Belladonna's Fucking Girls (Evil Angel)
Belladonna's No Warning (Evil Angel)
Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party 9 (CSI/Pure Play Media)
Girlvana (Zero Tolerance Entertainment)
Violation of Hillary Scott (JM Productions)
BEST POV MOVIE:
Anal POV 2(Red Light District)
Manuel Ferrara's POV (Red Light District)
A Perverted Point Of View 8 (Diabolic)
POV Pervert 5 (Red Light District)
POV Fantasy 2 (Digital Sin/New Sensations)
BEST AMATEUR/PRO-AM MOVIE:
Black Street Hookers 71 (Evasive Angles)
Cherries 41 (Xplor Media)
Dream Girls Sorority Strip-Off 20 (Dream Girls)
Midnight Prowl (Pariah Pictures/JM Productions)
New Whores 2 (Mayhem)
NEW STARLET:
Jasmine Byrne
Courtney Cummz
Sunny Lane
Hillary Scott
Taryn Thomas
NEW STUD:
Christian
James Deen
Scott Nails
Tom Sizemore
Nat Turnher
UNSUNG SIREN:
Kimberly Kane
Gen Padova
Haley Paige
Sativa Rose
Delilah Strong
Mika Tan
UNSUNG WOODSMAN:
Chris Charming
Billy Glide
Brandon Iron
Rick Masters
Brian Surewood
Mark Wood
FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR:
Audrey Hollander
Nicki Hunter
Jesse Jane
Melissa Lauren
Sandra Romain
Flower Tucci
MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR:
Erik Everhard
Manuel Ferrara
Tommy Gunn
Randy Spears
Michael Stefano
Evan Stone
BEST SINGLE PERFORMANCE - ACTRESS :
Penny Flame: Dark Side - Red Light District Films
Janine: Pirates -Digital Playground/Adam & Eve
Jenna Jameson: The New Devil In Miss Jones - Vivid Entertainment Group
Savannah Samson: The New Devil In Miss Jones - Vivid Entertainment Group
Lezley Zen: Les Bitches - Vivid Entertainment Group
New Wave Hookers (1984) Neu Wave Hookers (2006)
STORY AND REVIEWS BY CINDI LOFTUS AND FRIENDS
If you buy or rent Neu Wave Hookers, you will receive three discs. The first one is Eonís new movie Neu Wave Hookers. The second is Eonís bonus DVD of extras. The third is The Dark Brotherís New Wave Hookers, which is the original version. Iím going to tell you about all three of them, and also let you hear what some other reviewers think. Neu Wave Hookers (NWH) is in our newest genre, Alt-porn.
New Wave Hookers- The Original (1984) (disc 3) Cindiís review
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Desiress Lane, Kristara Barrington, Kimberly Carson, Brooke Fields, Gina Carrera, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Steve Powers, Greg Rome, Steve drake, Rick Cassidy, Peter North, Tom Byron
Directed by Gregory Dark
So strange to see all natural boobies and hairy bushes. The boobs are nice, but I donít get into all that hair down there.
The movie begins, two male friends decide to program chicks to fuck whenever they hear New Wave music. They decide to be pimps who could ìreally lay some pipe on the bitches.î
Poof! All of a sudden the friends are in their pimp office. Good but silly acting. One now speaks with a Chinese accent. No reason. They have a human dog that says ring, ring when the phone is about to ring because he has the second sight. This whole movie is kinda like a bunch of frat boys getting drunk and putting on an improv, badly!
Skater girl stops by the office and they start playing new wave music. Next thing she is getting fucked, masturbating, getting jerked off, using a silver vibrator and giving a blow job all in the space of one rather long song. Scenery is really low budget and cheesy. Why do I have the feeling this is going to be one of those it was all a dream movies?
The new pimps send out their first two hookers to a non-English speaking Arab (played by a very young hot muscular Peter North), who lives in a tent in the desert. He does a mild threesome and then shots all over ass and tits.
Next two nerds call for an anal beauty, Cherry (an adorable young Ginger Lynn) arrives, and she makes the filling for the double dick sandwich. I imagine a DP was pretty cool for the time. That it didnít happen all that often back then.
This movie is boring. Okay fast forward through the sushi scene. Next up three girls tied to a revolving wheel while they are reconditioned to get horny from the music. Hottest scene of all, guys just do what ever they want to the babes, finger fuck ëem, pussy eating, and all of a sudden the cops show up, but instead of closing them down, they join in. So now there are 3 girls and five guys. Itís orgy time! Tit slapping and nipple squeezing and collars around their necks and being force feed leather and cum. Very long loud, but worthwhile scene. Then the two guys wake up back in their living room. Guess what, it was all a FUCKING dream!!!!!!!! Oh God I HATE THAT!
Well a critic I love and respect very much gave this movie a super high grade: Roger Pipe:A+. I give this movie a: C-.
I liked the music, the real boobs, and the orgy scene had its hot moments. The rest was just plain silly.
Neu Wave Hookers- (disc 1 IMHO- definitely neu and improved!) Cindiís review
Directed by Eon McKai
Starring: Riley Mason, Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Tiger, Sierra Sinn, Felix Vicious, Nyomi Zen, Dana DeArmond, James Deen Tommy Pistol, Kurt Lockwood, Veronica Hart.
I love the opening sequence; girls do sexy strips while we are introduced to them. Their names appear on screen. I also like the (original?) music and light smoke
Our beautiful young things buy a VCR and Video tapes at a garage sale. They have never seen one before! They take it home and figured out how to work it and started watching that old time movie New Wave Hookers, one of them got called off to work (sheís a hooker). She goes to meet her John, who is unfortunately is old and creepy and scary looking. (Sorry Dirty Harry) She wants to leave so badly and he wants her to stay, they go back and forth, he offers her more money while sheís fending him off. She finally breaks away and goes to the bathroom. Cut to the girls at home, now IN the movie they were watching. Joanna (lucky girl) gets to make out with Kurt Lockwood, he is dominant, but NO wam bams here, a nice slow sexy make out as Kurt undresses Joanna and teases her, and holds her hands behind her back and spanks her butt. Then fingers her pussy and her mouth. Hot scene from minute one and it just keeps getting hotter, with some nice techno-music playing behind it. A nice slow BJ with deep throat. Joanna has a beautiful pussy and asshole that gets finger fucked by Kurt while she continues to suck his dick, and finger his ass. Then some reverse cowgirl. Nice camera shots of pussy and balls, bouncing boobs, Joannaís grimacing face as she asks Kurt to fuck her. Scenery is just a table in a plain room with red sparkly curtains. But you know what? In this movie you donít care about some low end scenery, first it seems like it should be there and second you canít take your eyes off the sex. Joanna cums first, and for real! There are very few times that I want to change places with the porn actress in a movie (probably 10 in the hundreds I have watched), but THIS is one of them! It looks like two people who really like each other are into giving each other pleasure, no punching or peeing or anything too out of the ordinary, just some nice hot lovemaking between friends. Kurt do you have any time open in your schedule? Kurt then cums in Joannaís pretty mouth. I like the weird way some of the dialog is shot. Itís as if people are in separate places on the phone when they are actually standing next to each other, one reading dialog off a page. So itís like rehearsal, but itís part of the movie.
Then our creepy guy calls for Joanna to come on over, she also does, but gets out quickly. She has a great line there ì Itís weird, Iím constantly having sex but never with who I want and what I want.î
Then we have two big dicks going in and out of cute tiny Sierra, mouth and pussy, until everything ends up how she wants it, in a DP. Itís unbelievable that everything fits. Sierra has to weight less then eighty-five pounds.
Next is a GoGoís like song with the girls all trading clothes and posing for us, naked, clothed, naked clothed, Justine looks especially scrumptious naked. After deciding what to wear they all break into VCA (the company that put out this movie) where they did through files and find some notes from the first New Wave Hookers silly funny stuff, like when he lets ìTraci Lordsî try out for the part, and all the fun with her fake IDís. Three-way with Kurt Lockwood. Cute musical number turns into a girly orgy!!! Five young hot chickees having lots of fun with the lights on! The four on one (including toy DP) was probably the best scene in the movie. Then the girls do a train with toys. I nominate this orgy as 2006 best all girl sex scene for every set of awards in which I vote.
Playful, realistic sex, lots of real orgasms, and fabulous music. Whole movie has a B-52ís slash disco slash Goth slash punk slash techno feel all mixed together. Maybe even a bit new waveÖ..Beautiful, but edgy all natural girls who like their job as porn stars and it shows. Neu Wave Hookers, great all around, nothing is missing, make sure that includes U! I give this movie an A! Rog gave this movie an F!
Hereís what Rog had to say- ìHow in the world can this movie possibly live up to the hype and legacy behind it? Maybe that gives away too much about how I feel about it, but too bad. Even if I hadnít just watched it and even if I werenít fighting the urge to simply type ìWow, did that suckî and call it a day, the deck would be stacked against Eon McKaiís addition to the New Wave Hookers franchise. Even though the Dark Bros. movie was shot over twenty years ago, it still stands up as an edgy, gritty fuck flick with comedy and above all, a sense of perversion to it. It was a pop culture movie to be sure, but one that never lost sight of the fact that it was fantasy. Guys, both young and old, loved the slutty way new wave or punk chicks dressed and wanted to fuck them. Even though Dark used mainstream porn chicks to pose (badly) as punker girls, the illusion worked. Truth be damned, it was fantasy. What about now? Eon is the poster boy for alt.porn which seems to me just another excuse to dress up stroke flicks, pretend they are art and then show them off for people who have nothing but utter contempt for the people who make, and more importantly, watch X-rated product. There just arenít enough words to explain why ìNeu Wave Hookersî sucks monkey anus.!î I have done some cutting and pasting here, please go to Rogreviews.com to read the full reviews. Wow, could we have really watched the same movies?
In last minute news right before going to print-VCA drops Eon McKai. ìItís not very often that a company decides to terminate contract discussions with a rising director when they share a movie that sits in the number one position on the DVD sales chart, but that is exactly what VCA Pictures is doing as the Larry Flynt owned company says goodbye to Eon McKai.î
AND Vivid picks him up! Eon McKai Productions will make twelve films in its first year, including four that 26-year-old McKai will direct himself. He will hire other cutting-edge directors to make the remaining eight films.
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Rockman Entertainment will be donating Rockman DVDs and other goodies to the soldiers currently fighting in Iraq. Members of an infantry unit based in Iraq, names and unit withheld, (because we don't want their moms, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, supervisors, Bush administration or insurgent murderers to find out) contacted Brett Rockman through the Rockman Entertainment website (www.rockmanentertainment.com) with a request for him to donate some DVDs to his fans in that military unit. Patriot and former Marine Brett Rockman responded immediately.
“I’m all about supporting the soldiers in combat, they are the real heroes of America,” states Rockman. “Rockman Entertainment will continue to support the U.S. troops in Iraq, and this is just the beginning of events we will do to acknowledge the soldiers and Marines in combat.” CL- Brett you rock, hee hee, now we know where you got your name!
Rockman Entertainment will be shipping “care packages” of DVDs, T-shirts, and other items, to the troops on a regular basis. Hailey Young and Vanessa Lynn stopped by the Rockman headquarters to personally autograph some of the flyers for the troops. The girls dressed for the occasion in their camouflage pants and their Rockman T Shirts. Brett commented, “It’s great to have some of the girls put their personal touch on these gifts. I’m sure these girls are making some soldiers out there very happy. It’s the least we could do for them.” Brett invites all porn starlets to supply autographed pictures to be included in future shipments. All porn starlets wishing to participate should contact Brett via email brett@rockmanentertainment.com
Brett, this is a fabulous idea. I hope other companies follow your lead. The only problem is going to be getting X-rated DVDs or videos into the country and to our soldiers. Please let me know how it goes. Keep us all informed. I would also like to know which movie the soldiers like best. I know they can get on the internet. So I hope they will be reading this site and letting us know what is up. Keep up the great work, Brett; and many thanks to our soldiers for putting their lives on the line so we can be free in this country to watch our porn with 1st amendment rights in tact.
To catch you up- to the reader who asked me what Teri Weigel has been up to: The last time I talked to her she was trying to put together a rock/ dance/strip type show for a Las Vegas Club, she of course would be starring. I haven't heard anything from her since then. Nor have i heard that the show was being performed. I did try to get ahold of Teri a couple of weeks ago and she didn't get back to me yet. i will continue trying.
Remember Owen, the reader who lives in Montana and wrote in about being in lust with Asian women, (although he has never met one)? And I advised him to visit the OC in California because it has a very high population of Asians and is not too far from where he lives. He has written me a note to let me know that he is planning a vacation there in April to check it out. He'll let us know what happens.
Oh, and thank you guys for all the sympathy you have given me when you saw the picture of my semi demolished house, that I am still living in/ and working in. And no one has named all six sets of boobs correctly yet. Please continue to send in your guesses. If you guys don't get it soon I'll have to give you the six names and you can match them up, but that just seems way to easy..... Come on, take a good look and send your answers to Writercindi@ bellsouth.net.
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