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I get the privilege of having a chat on the phone today with Joanna. She is going to be on the April 1st cover of Xcitement. Her newest movie out is called Porny Monster. Joanna wrote it, directed it and starred in it. It is considered to be in the "ALT" category. My friend Rog Pipe doesn't like ALT, at least he hasn't so far. So I sent him a copy of Joanna's movie and here's what he had to say. I'll be writing a response to him next week.
Porny Monster review by Rog Pipe
Overall rating: B-
Female looks: C+
Male looks: B-
Picture quality: B
Extras: B
Plot/acting: B
Sex: B-

Porny Monster
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
133 Mins.
VCA

www.BurningAngel.com

DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel

THEMES: Alt-Chicks, Public Sex

CONDOMS: None Noted

2007

12/06

STARS: Joanna Angel, Chapel Waste, Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, Whisky, Lystra, James Deen, Tommy Pistol, Alec Knight, Vince Vegan,
The Review......................
This movie was sent to me as part of a challenge. My good friend Cindi from www.CindisNakedTruth.com has taken me to task time and again for not being on board with the whole alt-porn thing. She and I have had some spirited and fun debates on this material and she wanted to write another chapter in the great alt-wars. I don’t know how much fun it will be because I don’t expect a lot of sparks to fly. Why? Have I changed my tune on alt-porn being the most over-hyped sub-genre in porn history? Of course not. It’s just that I don’t look at Joanna Angel’s work the same way. She just seems to approach her work with a different mindset. Her movies are different, but they are different because they are more fun than your average porn. She doesn’t seem to have contempt for the majority of the porn audience. Instead, Joanna brings us humor, tattooed girls and a bit of attitude while never forgetting that people are supposed to be jerking off. She is what happens when you strip the pretentiousness out of alt-porn. So how will she add her unique spin to an X-Rated version of the indie hit “Party Monster”?
Whisky & Pixie Pearl
At Chapel’s first party, Joanna points out the faux pa of sex before midnight. Whisky and Pixie (Are they named after two of the seven dwarves?) find a nice couch in the club and take the express train to lez-ville. The lighting and music give the action a legitimate public sex feel. It’s not perfect jerk off material of course, but it’s supposed to be girl on sex as a party. It has a great feel to it and the girls enjoy themselves.
Jade Jolie & James Deen
Jade wants to buy some X. James sells her something that isn’t quite what she wants, but makes up for that by fucking her in the bathroom. The nasty blonde sucks off James and his partner in the cramped little room. Her make up doesn’t last through the hard work her throat is doing, but you have to love the way she uses her hands. They finally get her out of all of her clothes so we can see the trail of tattoos up and down her back as she gets pounded. They manage to wedge a cock in her ass and that just makes Jade push her butt back harder. The guys cover her face with goo and finally release the bathroom to the long line outside.
Joanna & Chapel and random dick
Joanna’s next lesson for Chapel is that you never piss in the bathroom. You only go in there to suck dick. A quick knock on the wall and a long prick slide through the glory hole. She and Chapel take turns sucking it. The camera work is interesting at times, but could certainly give more to stroke to. Joanna is a really good cock sucker and her new friend ain’t half bad. Better shots of their faces would be fantastic. Instead we’ll have to settle for watching Joanna jerk a load into Chapel’s mouth and then have it spit right back into her own.

Lystra & Tommy Pistol

Tommy Pistol is such a good actor that he ends up making me want to shoot him in the face during his long DJ session. He sucks, but he’s suppose to suck, so good for him. Japanese babe Lystra and is willing to do anything to make him stop. Luckily for us (and for Tommy) that includes popping his prick into her mouth. This pink haired hottie is impressive, cute and ready to worship his big balls. He turns her around and enters her tiny body from behind. There is something really sexy about this scene and this cute little Asian girl.

Joanna & James Deen and Chapel & Guy

Aware that she has created a monster, Joanna tries to steal back some sexual thunder when she is egged into some nasty fun in the club by Chapel. Both couples are going at it just feet apart. The student certainly hasn’t learned to be as vocal or as verbally dirty as Joanna, but Chapel can suck a pretty mean dick. There are some interesting camera angles as the couples try to out-fuck one another. We get some really good energy here, but I think that the camera takes away from things a bit. When the girls both get on top, we are treated to some great looking footage. Chapel knocks Joanna off and stuffs James’ dick in her mouth. She if a full-blown Porny Monster. As Joanna takes off with James, Tommy and Vince show up to help give Chapel enough cock to play with. While three guys fuck her mouth, James calms Joanna on the roof. He tries to talk her down, but it takes a cock in her ass to make things right. The action moves back and forth. Inside, three guys fuck the shit out of Chapel from every angle. On the roof, James and Joanna tear it up in the dark. There is some great anal with James holding Joanna up in the air and fucking her deep. He drops a big load on her mouth and should be totally satisfied. Instead he leaves her on the roof and runs down to join the rest of the guys poking away at Chapel. Four cocks don’t slow her down a bit. She keeps right on riding them for a while until they DP her for a while. There are enough guys to cover her face with cum, but the Porny Monster needs more.

Joanna, Chapel & James

Though she is addicted to dick and in need of an intervention, Chapel doesn’t seem to care. Joanna doesn’t get in her way when she attacks James. In fact, she joins in for one final fuck before rehab. (Shaved head, slutty behavior, rehab? Is Joanna psychic?) The girls share that cock like it’s going out of style. With Chapel sitting on James’ face he doesn’t get to watch Joanna sucking on his dick. It looks It sure looks like both of these women are totally addicted to cock. Joanna proves that she is as hot a fuck as anyone in the movie and is only a few steps up the energy ladder from her naughty protégé. I really love the energy here. Joanna looks great, she fucks like her pussy is on fire and the girls eventually get into a bit of a tussle over the cock. James finally finishes off with some intense penetration of Joanna’s hot ass. He pops on her pussy, sending the movie to it’s conclusion.

Extras: There is a second disc packed with behind the scenes features. There is a forty five minute BTS feature that takes you into the mind of Joanna and her crew as they create this movie. There is an interesting little reel on the wonders of anal sex. Don’t watch this one while you’re eating chocolate ice cream. (Trust me folks.) The bonus stuff here is pretty fun, even the DJ Tommy Pistol music video. (OK that is fun in a baseball bat to the nuts kind of way, but still.)

There is a lot of good in this movie. First, it’s a pretty good tribute to the mainstream version. Joanna and Chapel have great on screen chemistry and make us laugh and all the right times. Some of the scenes are dark. This fits the plot and feel of the movie even when it takes away from some of the strokeability. The girls are interesting, definitely not Porn Valley types and will appeal to guys who dig the pale, inked alt-chicks. I find Joanna very attractive and love the fact that she carries much of the sexual action. Chapel is an interesting girl as well. Her energy seems to get better as the movie progresses. It could be a coincidence or there may actually have been an attempt to have her grow as a sexual being. Wouldn’t that be novel? There is a very cool vibe to this movie. It’s dark yet funny, packed with alt-chicks yet sexually energetic. They probably could have played the whole thing really straight, but it would have been way too depressing. Instead they keep it light and sexy, just like we love it. It helps a great deal if you love or at least aren’t scared away by tattooed alt girls. I think they are pretty damn sexy and so is “Porny Monster.”
WEEKEND PLANS????
So what are you doing this weekend? I've some interesting stuff going on! Friday, as I said, I will be talking to Joanna Angel in the afternoon. Saturday the gorgeous Gauge and her posse are coming to me house for some food, drink and naked suntans. Mary Carey is in town too, and said she wants to get together so maybe I can get her to join the party. Sunday I will probably go kayaking, relax and watch some movies. How come weekends go so much faster then weekdays? Anyway, I've watched some mainstream movies lately and Prestige is a little confusing (pause it and discuss, that helps) but it REALLY REALLY GOOD (8 1/2 stars)! Little Miss Sunshine (4 stars) was dumb. Babel (7 stars) was interesting, worth watching, but lots of subtitles. An older movie that I LOVE What the Lord Has Made (9 1/2 stars) is engrossing, enlightening and a true story. Don't let the title scare you away, it's not religious. The Break-up, ehh, waste of time (5 stars) RV, corny, cute, family friendly (7 stars) Inside Man, really clever (8 stars)
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!
March 15th, 2007
Nikki does CineMax and Exxxotica-Miami!
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER!
Nikki is one of those superstars who besides being hot and beautiful, is just damn nice! Come and see her with Gina Lynn at the convention.

CineMAX gets a dose of Adult Entertainment Superstardom as Nikki Benz makes an appearance on Sin City Diaries. The busy Benz also sets her sights on Providence's Cadillac Lounge and the Exxxotica Miami Beach show!

When looking to cast a sexy, beautiful, blonde bombshell, CineMAX's Sin City Diaries sought out The Triple X Supermodel herself, Nikki Benz! Nikki gets to show off more than just her body's perfection in this production, her acting skills come into play as she plays the part of a newlywed who gets it on in a changing room with her groom at a boutique.

"I'm ecstatic to have been chosen by CineMAX execs to have appear on Sin City Diaries." Said Benz. "The crew was wonderful and courteous. I loved the whole experience and I look forward to working for CineMAX again."

The show is set to air in July 2007. The versatile vixen has previously appeared on VH1's Supergroup and MTV's Fast Inc.

For those wanting to witness the seductive sultriness of Benz in person, Nikki returns to the stage for a striptease show at the Cadillac Lounge in Providence. March 15th through the 17th, Rhode Islanders are in for a special weekend as the Superstar headlines the gig, bringing her hardcore hip-hop style to the gentlemen's club.

The following weekend Nikki will continue to show the east coast some love as he hits up the Exxxotica Miami beach show. This will be Benz's first appearance at the convention. Representing her electrifying turn in Drowning In Bitch Juice (Gina Lynn Productions), Nikki will be signing with Gina Lynn. The convention is expected to draw thousands of fans and Benz is ready to rock them!

A continued success in the Mainstream Entertainment world as well as the Featured Dancer and Adult has made Nikki Benz a powerhouse star!


Nikki Benz @ Exxxotica Miami Beach
March 30th - April 1st
Signing with Gina Lynn
Miami Beach Convention Center
1901 Convention Center Drive
Miami Beach, FL 33139
ExxxoticaMiami.com
Myspace.com/ExxxoticaMiami

For more Nikki Benz, Please visit www.NikkiBenz.com , Myspace.com/NikkiBenz & YouTube.com/OfficialNikkiBenz
SEXY, SMART AND SO SLUTTY! THAT'S WHAT SASHA GREY IS MADE OF....
After seeing her scene in the bathtub with Belladonna in Fetish Fanatic Chapter 4, we all had to have more. So here is Sasha on the cover of Xcitement's Adult Fun 411. THe mag also haswith several pages of pictures and an exclusive interview. You will be able to see the whole article soon on Xcitement.com, and you will be able to see Sasha in person at the Exxxotica Miami Convention!
March 14th, 2007
THE OUTSIDERS TRIED TO MAKE US LOOK BAD, BUT SUNNY SHINED ANYWAY!
One of those 20/20, Prime Time, Date Line type of shows called the Outsiders did a big segment on porn last night. As usual they tried to make us look bad. It featured Heather, the ex-porn star, now J.C. girl, who tries to convert porn stars into Bible thumpers; some no name psychiatrist who never met any X-stars but still knew they were all going to lose their spirits and be damaged by working in porn; Sophia Lynn, a short term porn chick who quit because she was raised in a very Christian home and finally saw the light (forget that she was arrested for drug problems a year before she had anything to do with porn, musta been a Christian drug problem, lol) ; and finally our own ray of light Sunny Lane and her Mom & Dad. No matter what asinine question they asked Sunny, she spun it around to a porn positive answer. She did a wonderful job on the show. And you know they showed the WORST things she said, lol, and even those were good! Now, her dear ole Dad was another story, lol. Dad needs to stay behind the scenes, being an old southern guy he isn't media savvy, and who would expect him to be? No one. But of course the camera got him saying that he was glad Sunny was a porn star, at least she didn't do something much worse, like turn out GAY!!! I thought it was funny, but not exactly PC, especially in our circle. Sunny's Mom did just fine being her sweet Southern, open-minded self. Overall, as always, we were shown as negative as possible (talk about "subjective journalism", lol), but we still came out all right thanks to Sunny. If it were up to me and we had an Industry Dynasty, I'd want Dave Cummings as Emperor and Sunny Lane as Ambassador to Mainstream
MY DEAR READERS- You don't have to read the whole thing below. I would just like you to know that a very worthy charity who pays for blind people to see, sight impaired people to have free glasses, and third world country children to have eye exams and treatment that prevent blindness needs you to do a quick click. The Charity (run by Jennifer Staple) has already received $10,000 for their wonderful org. They can receive 15k more just by getting the most votes. Please support Unite for sight, by clicking below and voting for Jennifer Staple. I would really appreciate it! CL

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Unite For Sight has been awarded $10,000 thus far from the BRICK Awards, which has been dubbed by CNN as "the Oscars of youth service awards." The award was determined by an extensive review process regarding the leadership, impact, and success of the organization. Celebrities who are involved with the BRICK Awards include: President Clinton, Susan Sarandon, Jimmy Fallon, Mary J. Blige, and Jewel.

We have an opportunity to also receive a GOLDEN BRICK Award and an ADDITIONAL $15,000 BASED ON ONLINE VOTING ON YAHOO. 100% of the award will fund Unite For Sight's eye care programs worldwide.

Unite For Sight will be recognized for receiving the $10,000 BRICK Award at a star-studded awards ceremony in Nokia Theater at Times Square in New York City on April 10, 2007. The recipients of the additional $15,000 GOLDEN BRICK Award will be announced at the ceremony in April. The BRICK Awards will air on the CW Television Network at 9pm EST on April 12, 2007. Unite For Sight will also be featured on bags of Doritos.

Learn More About Unite For Sight (http://www.uniteforsight.org):
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"Sinsation"-al Brooke & Summer Do Movies and More
Brooke Banner and Kristal Summers, , will appear on behalf of
Sinsation Pictures at Adultcon 12, from March 23 to 25 at the Los Angeles
Convention Center, they also represented them at AVN. I think Sinsations like them!
Take a look at the pictures and you will too! Owner Paul Marco said Brooke and Kristal were joys to work with. "They're great girls, and I love having them around," he said. "They do great work, and they're the first ones who come to mind when I need someone to sign at an event and be the faces of my company.
They're everything Sinsation is about -- beautiful, sexual and sensual." "Working for Sinsation is one of the best experiences I've had in this business," Brooke said. "They treat their talent right and their scenes are hot and well shot." Krystal added, "The time and care they take in producing their titles impressed me. I love working for them and signing for them."

www.sinsationpictures.com.
March 13th, 2007
BAMBI AND GATORS AND SHARKS, OH MY!
I received some pictures from my aunt that had me closing my eyes, clicking my heels together and repeating to my self " I Love my Kayak, I love my kayak, I love my kayak!" Because I might spend more time looking at it, then paddling it for awhile. At least until I can get the images below out of my head! LOL.
Yes, that is a deer in the gator's mouth. Unfortunately the gator had to be killed. He turned out to be 23 feet long, OMG!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERA!
Chera is a model in mens' mags, sure can see why!

http://www.myspace.com/702Princess

www.misschera.com.coming soon...
SEX + HEAVY METAL= RADIUM
I rarely run a full on cut and paste "press release", but when it's good, its' good-
Powerful heavy metal music and skin-slappin’ hardcore sex collide in Radium, a revolutionary adult-oriented music series from the world-bending mind of Matt Zane.

In this new line, available exclusively from Pleasure Productions, Zane realizes a dream of combining metal’s sexual energy with porno’s lustful sensuality all in a single series.

“Metal has a huge fan base around the world, and I know from touring the world and speaking with all the fans that about 99% love porn,” says Zane, an acclaimed adult director and world-renowned front man for the metal band Society 1. “The problem is that a lot of (adult) stuff that is out there is difficult for them to relate to. If given the choice for something that ties directly into their lifestyle, if something like that were available, they would gravitate towards it.”

Seen as a revisionist in both the porn and music worlds, Zane has often proven prophetic with regards to emerging trends and audience demands. As the recognized founder of the alt-porn genre, Zane infused tattooed performers into hardcore scenes scored by metal bands a decade before the current practitioners. And as front man for the world-touring metal band Society 1, Zane took live performing to new heights by setting a world record as the first person to sing live before 40,000 people while suspended 30ft. off the stage by a series of steel hooks pierced through his back.

Zane correctly believed the times were right for alt-porn and suspension. Now, he believes, is the time for the true marriage of heavy metal and porn.

“If you watch a lot of commercials these days, advertisers are starting to use Black Sabbath for car commercials,” he says. “Heavier music fans are growing up and still like that sound, except now they have some disposable income. Now is the time to make this type of product.”
Sharing Zane’s passion for music and sex, Pleasure Productions’ Tera Wray will host the unique series. Zane hand-picked newcomer Wray after witnessing her energy and appeal while shooting her for his “Tattooed & Tight” series. That series broke new ground by showing, for the first time ever, performers having sex while getting actual tattoos.

"I’m what you call a ‘Band-aid with benefits”; I’m not a groupie,” says Wray. “I really appreciate music. It’s a big part of my life. These guys and girls have a lot of talent and are very inspiring to me.”

During each episode, Wray tries to keep her clothes on while traveling around the country interviewing bands, greeting fans, rockin’ at concerts, and will even receive instrument lessons from some of the rock stars. She does eventually drop her drawers for some backstage encounters, since, after all, this is an adult series.

“The sex scenes will be included in between everything as if they were music videos, but not edited like ones,” says Zane. “You still have to be able to jerk off to them.”

For the series’ first episode, Tera will visit California Metal Fest 2007, at the Galaxy Theatre in Santa Ana, CA, and will interview the band “With Passion” before introducing their new music video. She will also get a drum lesson from Society 1 drummer, Berzerk Kirk.

Other bands with videos slated for episode one include: Municipal Waste, Cult Of Luna, Mortiis, Biomechanical, The Berzerker, Akercoke, With Passion, Society 1 and December Wolves (which Zane directed). Zane says this episode is dedicated to Earache Records (www.earache.com) and artists. Every band is signed with Earache (“The most extreme metal label in the world”) and albums can be purchased around the world. Many of the videos are on MTV2.

Zane added that The Gauntlet (www.thegauntlet.com) will carry complete coverage of each episode, and help coordinate band interviews. Run by Jason Fisher, The Gauntlet is the largest metal web-site, and has been the premiere site for metal for the last 10 years, Zane says.

“People always will want to see porn, and metal has been around since the 70's,” says Zane. “It shows no signs of a dying musical style. It has outlasted disco, grunge, pop artist trends etc., and it still is going strong.
March 12th, 2007
Sin City's sexy Sodom 2 sirens sizzle!
And I love their outfits! Here's my sultry good morning to you!
Register for a free Sin City membership to view the trailer here-
http://www.sincity.com/index.php?movie=1532
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRODY!
To the best son in the world! He is creative, sensitive, brilliant, unique, funny and has a wonderful heart! (He got all those traits from me) Oh and Brody is artistic and gorgeous also, those two he got from his Dad, lol. And the crazy part? Well..... uhm.... Happy Birthday Brody! We love you!
AURORA SNOW LOOKS HOTTER THEN EVER!!!!
Director L.T. returns with his second interracial movie for Elegant Angel, Racial Violations.Starring Aurora Snow, Monica Mayhem, Georgia Peach, Faith, Tia Sweets, Britney Stevens, and Sandra Romain. The movie features five vignettes, pristine camera work, and 2 hours and 30 minutes of exhilarating sex. L.T. is re-invigorating Elegant Angel’s ethnic content with his brand of creative scene set ups, and the hottest porn stars in the industry. Release date: March 20th.

http://www.myspace.com/missaurorasnow

http://www.elegantangel.com/forum/profile.php?mode=register
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CINDI LOFTUS' NAKED TRUTH ARCHIVES
A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE IN THE INDUSTRY: This Column (As well as the entire website) is Copyright 2006 Xcitement.com/Media International, Inc. Photos, Artwork and Text are either authored, owned and copyrighted by Xcitement.com or owned and copyrighted by second and third parties that have graciously granted us permission to use their property, sometimes by exclusive arrangement. Permission to use items from this site MAY be granted, but ONLY after we receive a WRITTEN REQUEST in the form of an e-mail or postal letter and upon your receipt of WRITTEN PERMISSION from us granting you limited rights of use. Due to forementioned second party copyrights and exclusive use arangements, this will be done on an item by item basis. Taking ANYTHING off this site without WRITTEN PERMISSION (whether you credit us or give us a link back or not) WILL result in Legal Action for the Violation of Federal Copyright Laws by Xcitement.com and potentially other copyright holders. Send all REQUESTS to writercindi@aol.com