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"Run Al Run... Al Goldstein for everything." Larry Flynt
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"I had everything," Goldstein says on his new web site. "Eleven million dollars, wives, girlfriends, everyone loved me, but I lost it all because of my flaws, which are too many. Until recently, I was homeless. I'm coming to you today, a man full of regrets, and great memories, a humble human being, who is here to tell you that the meaning of life can be found in pot and cunnilingus."
A Korean War veteran, Goldstein received his degree in English from PACE University, and bounced around as photographer and tabloid journalist until he founded Screw Magazine in the summer of 1968. Within two years, Goldstein had accumulated seventeen arrests for obscenity, establishing his reputation as a champion of the first amendment. In 1976, Goldstein created and launched Midnight Blue, which become the most popular public access cable show in New York by featuring porn stars cavorting with Goldstein and celebrity guests.
Driven to declare his candidacy by his tradition of public service in New York as champion of the first amendment, and with a New Yorker's rage at Republican anti-sex, pro-war policies, Goldstein hopes his candidacy will to attract sponsors to pay him and groupies to pleasure him. "I think the American people want honesty in a candidate. When I am going to screw you, you'll know it."
Bob (Booble Bob) Smart, Goldstein's campaign manager, and also a New Yorker, says the following: "Al Goldstein is a national treasure. As the world's dirtiest old man, Al has something to say about the world he helped create, and we Americans have a duty to listen." Indeed, the candidate shares some of his controversial opinions on his new website.
- Iraq: "I am against that war. I am against all wars." - On Bush: "A liar, a former cocaine user, who has sent thousands of Americans to die for nothing."
- On Gay Marriage: "They should be as miserable as heterosexual people".
- On Obama: "He's unelectable. No one can pronounce his name."
- On Hillary: "A fireplug with legs, a moralizer, no better than Bush".
Goldstein is running as a democrat, but Booble boss Smart says he may as well switch to independent. "Without another sponsor, we can't afford to travel Al to the relevant campaign stops in New Hampshire, Iowa and California, so we may instead wage an independent campaign, focused on the internet, radio, and the big porn shows, where Al's mostly likely voters will congregate."
A true romantic, Goldstein has very specific ideas about his running mate and first lady. "I really want to find a girlfriend. I haven't been laid in over two years. I'd pay for it if I could afford it. Instead, I'm willing to trade sex for the Vice-Presidency." Goldstein has famously said hookers only throw freebies to people with money.
Goldstein's candidacy follows a tradition that began in 1968 with the candidacy of black humorist Dick Gregory, and was continued, most recently, by former wrestler and TV announcer Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who served one term as Governor of Minnesota. Pornographer Larry Flynt and porn star Mary Carey, each posted a top twenty finish in California's 2003 free-for-all of a special Governor's election. Liberal actor, writer, and talk show host Al Franken is now running for the Minnesota senator's seat.
Goldstein says his candidacy is not a joke. "I hope to be funny, without being a joke." says the septuagenarian pornographer; "my whole life has led me to this moment. I only want to make people smile, and maybe think a little bit before they vote."
Website: http://www.goldstein08.com
There is no rest for the wicked. Sinful siren Tera Patrick is nothing short of a promo dynamo, as she takes on Miami this week before returning to L.A, to continue Tera Tour with hosting duties at the industry only XRCO awards.
Porn's reigning princess' latest release from Teravision and Vivid Entertainment group Reign of Tera 2 topped the AVN charts at number one this week as a perfect follow up to the number one best selling Reign of Tera.(Volume 1)
As the official spokesmodel of Exxxotica Miami, Tera, flanked by gorgeous Charmane Star and Daisy Marie will spend three days of sun and fun, greeting fans, signing autographs, and taking photos for the fans at the Teravision booth. Tera is also hosting the official Exxxotica Miami party at South Beach's hottest Miami nightspot, Mansion, accompanied by the hottest stars in the industry as well as a fashion show for her new lingerie line, Mistress Couture, and Hustler
lingerie as well.
Woodman Entertainment Chairman and CEO, Pierre Woodman said: “It is a great pleasure to be announcing our North American distribution agreement with Ninn Worx. I have long had a huge respect for Michael Ninn and his unique style of work and it is an honor to be united with a creative force of his calibre. I cannot think of a better seal of approval to accompany my work into the North American market.”
Woodman Entertainment Sales and Marketing Director, Davide Savina said: “The North American market is a key market in the success of any adult company, and in order to dominate it the choice of partner is a determining factor. The brand strength and reputation for quality which Michael Ninn has established since founding Ninn Worx leaves me in no doubt that this exclusive distribution agreement offers Woodman Entertainment the most secure foothold possible within North America.”
Woodman Entertainment galleries, previews and company information are available through the official company website:
www.woodmanentertainment.com
You've heard about it and it's finally here—Vivid's Kim Kardashian Superstar. She and Hip Hop artist Ray J made a little movie together that has become the latest celebrity amateur porn to hit the streets. He's packing 91⁄2 inches and she's just smoking. Watch at your own risk.
It's not a real club, but you'll wish it was. Platinum Blue's Players Club gives you the VIP pass to find out what happens when your friend is a porn star and horny all the time. You pimp her out to your friends, of course. Flick stars Jenna Haze, Brooke Haven and Kristen Price.
If ultra big-boobed vixens get you off, check out Digital Sin's Super Naturals #7. No plastic here. Stars Brandy Talore, Whitney Stevens and Alexis Love.
Hits SoBe's Mansion to
Help Raise Breast Awareness
A portion of the proceeds will go to b.a.b.e. (www.babefoundation.org) to help the charity further awareness about breast cancer, change people's perceptions of the disease, and support those researchers working to eliminate breast cancer as a life-threatening disease. The event will feature some of the biggest names in the adult industry who have appeared in Genesis magazine, "the home of porn's hottest stars," partying all night long.
The list of talent scheduled to appear includes hall of famer and b.a.b.e. spokeswoman, Taylor Wane, Adam & Eve contract stars Carmen Luvana and Ava Rose, SexZ Pictures contract star and AVN female performer of the year Hillary Scott, award-winner Jenna Haze, Evil Angel star Sasha Grey, adult's current mainstream sensation Sunny Lane, TightFit Productions stars Lexi Bardot and Amber Rain, sexy Australian starlet Monica Mayhem, AVN male performer of the year Tommy Gunn, and tattooed vixen Moxxie Maddron. Moxxie will also be at the b.a.b.e booth throughout the expo meeting and greeting fans The legendary Ron Jeremy will be serving as the evening's Master of Ceremonies. Additional special guests from both the mainstream and adult world are also scheduled to attend. These adult stars and many more are all appearing at the Genesis booth for the second edition of EXXXOTICA ~ Miami Beach from March 30th until April 1st.
The party heats up at Mansion at midnight and promises to be the Spring Break season's sexiest party in South Beach. Mansion is located at 1235 Washington Avenue in Miami Beach. The club is open from 11:00 pm until 5:00 am and Mansion is widely regarded as the crown jewel of local nightlife. More information on the club is available by calling (305) 532-1525 or on the web at both www.theopiumgroup.com and www.miamibeach411.com.
For more information on b.a.b.e., visit www.babefoundation.org and myspace.com/babefoundation.
For more information on Genesis, visit www.genesismagazine.com.
For more information on EXXXOTICA ~ Miami Beach, visit, www.exxxoticamiami.com.
About b.a.b.e.
b.a.b.e. is a non-profit advocacy organization working to end breast cancer. Every 3 minutes a woman is diagnosed with this disease. b.a.b.e. is committed to funding breast cancer research and educational programs, especially in the areas of prevention and early detection. b.a.b.e. was founded by music and entertainment industry veteran Marcia Hrichison, after battling this horrible disease and realizing that both men and women needed to get involved in this cause. B.a.b.e. is a registered 501 (c) (3).
Tera will be very hands-on with the sites, and plans on updating content and responding to fans’ posts personally.
Czech stunner Nessa Devil is the fresh new addition to the Woodman Girls. Discovered by the Absolute Star agency, Nessa was doing softcore modelling work until Pierre Woodman worked his magic and invited her to do her first hardcore photoshoot at the end of 2006, just one week after her 18th birthday.18 year old Nessa has been considering the offer of exclusivity with Woodman Entertainment for the last month and has just finished shooting on her Woodman movie debut in the Pierre Woodman feature "The Perfectionist".Nessa was also present on the Woodman Entertainment booth at the Brussels Erotica show at the beginning of March where she got her first taste of the attention she can expect from a very enthusiastic public.Nessa Devil joins Caylian Curtis and Divinity Love to become the third Woodman Girl under exclusive contract.
Nessa Devil said: "At first I was a little nervous about working for Pierre, but I was very curious so I decided to try and he has shown me things I had never imagined doing. Now I am just crazy about every aspect of this business and all the perverse games I get to play! I don't think I could survive more than a week away from the Woodman team, I just can't get enough."
Pierre Woodman said: "When I first set eyes on Nessa, I knew that we just had to sign her. She epitomizes the freshness and natural sensuality that are central to my whole concept of the Woodman Girls. She performs with such a natural passion that it is a pleasure to watch her and I have no doubts whatsoever that she will be a huge asset to the Woodman Entertainment brand, and will be a huge success with the public."
Your Monday morning wake up call with
Smash's Cheating Housewives #4!
Plus on the DVD menu options let your customers know we give the viewer a choice of 2 different versions to choose to watch:
-the regular story line version including the talents speaking lines
or -the all sex wall to wall version of nonstop sex
IF THE PICS WEREN'T ENOUGH< GO WATCH THE TRAILERs!
PC/Windows Version to watch:
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IPOD Version to download:
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As with all Ninn Worx hybrids, 'Meet Heather' combines sizzling hardcore scenes and candid interviews with the featured starlet, shot exclusively for the title and also chronicles Heather's erotically memorable scenes from former Ninn Worx titles like 'Sacred Sin' and 'Aperture', completely re-edited and re-mastered in High Definition.
In 'Meet Heather', Director Michael Ninn sets Heather up on a balcony over looking the Hollywood Hills to reminisce about her new contract with Ninn Worx.
Heather brings a surprising combination of intelligence and fun to her scenes and the insight into the woman herself makes this a noteworthy effort – even for Michael Ninn.
Joining Heather in her deeply sensual girl/girl romps are Selina Draagen, Nevaeh, A.J. Bailey, Angie Savage, Karli Montana, Zoe Britton, Kelly Kline, and Justine Joli.
Jared Rutter of AVN calls Heather "exquisitely beautiful," and Masaume at Adult DVD Talk says Heather is "a remarkable girl and Ninn captures her perfectly with his precise and glamorous camerawork.
Digital Playground is thrilled to have Shay on its roster. Company founder Joone raves, "Shay is everything I look for in a contract star: gorgeous, sexy, smart, easy going and dedicated. We are looking forward to working with her for years to come." Robby D., Digital Playground's exclusive contract director agrees, "Shay is young, super sexy, down to earth and motivated. I've hired her to be DP's Behind-the-Scenes reporter. She's talented, professional and she brings amazing energy to all of our productions." Shay is excited about Rog's TNBT award. She says, "Yay! This is really cool. I intend to spend 2007 proving him right. Rog, Thank you so much for the honor. I'll be thinking about you while I'm making my next movie, and the one after that!"
To discover more about the lovely Shay Jordan, visit her online at DigitalPlayground.com, RogReviews.com, G4TV.com or MySpace.com/ShayShayJ.
For her first film, Devon took her friends south of the border to go on an ATV adventure. Carly Parker, Regan Reese, Jack Venice and Justice helped Devon turn their trip into a weekend of sun, fun and lots of humping.
“This movie was a blast to make! I love all kinds of outdoor sports and getting to have sex on an ATV in the middle of the desert was defiantly something new for me. It’s a great to be able to share this other side of me with everyone.” said Devon. ”There is a lot more responsibility when directing but I am enjoying the challenge and getting to do things I would have never gotten to do without Shane’s World.”
The trailer for Devon Does Baja can be viewed at: http://www.shanesworld.com/trailers/devonbaja.php
“Not only is this movie sexy and funny, but I really think all the girls out did themselves sexually! The cast had amazing chemistry!” Said Megan Stokes, Shane’s World VP of Sales. “Devon did wonderfully on her first movie and is already working on her second, I am very excited to see what she has in store for us!”
Devon Does Baja is available solely through Shane’s World Studios. The title ships March 27 and streets April 3. For foreign and domestic inquires: Telephone 818-717-8851 or 888-SW-RULES, Fax 818-717-9005, Email megan@shanesworld.com
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A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE TO THOSE IN THE INDUSTRY: This Column (As well as the entire website) is Copyright 2006 Xcitement.com/Media International, Inc. Photos, Artwork and Text are either authored, owned and copyrighted by Xcitement.com or owned and copyrighted by second and third parties that have graciously granted us permission to use their property, sometimes by exclusive arrangement. Permission to use items from this site MAY be granted, but ONLY after we receive a WRITTEN REQUEST in the form of an e-mail or postal letter and upon your receipt of WRITTEN PERMISSION from us granting you limited rights of use. Due to forementioned second party copyrights and exclusive use arangements, this will be done on an item by item basis. Taking ANYTHING off this site without WRITTEN PERMISSION (whether you credit us or give us a link back or not) WILL result in Legal Action for the Violation of Federal Copyright Laws by Xcitement.com and potentially other copyright holders. Send all REQUESTS to writercindi@aol.com