Victoria Valentino
Victoria Valentino was born and raised in Arizona. In high school she went from band geek to popular cheerleader. She couldn’t keep a typical job; it was just too boring. And she always got fired for being disorganized. She is a gorgeous mix of Italian and Latin with a self-confessed bad temper that doesn’t come out too often. But if it does you better watch out! She loves to shop and be creative, whether dancing, or painting. She is really fun, and funny. We laughed a lot. And she is a risk taker. After being a feature dancer for 6 months, she decided to get into the movie business. As a matter of fact, by the time you read this interview Victoria will have been a porn actress for a whole 6 weeks!
Adult Fun: So you didn’t like the normal kind of jobs?
Victoria: My first job was at a car dealership and I worked for a midget. He scared me so I would mess everything up. It was horrible. Then JC Penney’s in the children’s department and I couldn’t do that. Then as a beer girl and that was better. Then as a cocktail waitress, I wasn’t very good at that either. I would screw everything up and then just laugh. I tried to bartend. I couldn’t do that.
AF: Maybe you should dye your hair blonde. Blondes get away with more, I think.
V: (Laughs) I used to have it blonde then actually.
AF: When I tried to find information on you on the Internet there was nothing. When I Googled your name I found a sixty-four year old woman that was a magazine model.
V: I know. You can find me on HottestGirlsinPorn.com. Fans can go on there and vote. I got the fifth highest votes so far. You will also find me under Mommygotboobs.com. I shot for some Internet companies and that’s up right now. I just started doing porn four weeks ago and I shot about ten movies. I have four box covers coming out really soon. There was Combat Zone “Who’s your Mommy, part 2” They were a really nice company.
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AF: You don’t look old enough to be cast as Mommy. How did you get all this Mommy stuff?
V: It’s the big thing right now. I don’t have kids or anything. Then there is “Big Boobs the Hard Way”, that company is….uhm…
AF: You need a day planner to right all that stuff down in.
V: I have one. I just don’t have it with me!
(Both crack up)
V: I’m going to get my day planner so I can tell you all this stuff. I did my first movie that was in between a gonzo and a feature. They have me down as co-writer, because I helped them write it. It is called “Indiana Moans and the Temple of Poon”
AF: So tell me who you’ve had sex with lately in your movies.
V: Uhm, okay….That’s in my day planner.
AF: You are supposed to know those things. Your Mom would be mad at you if you didn’t know the names of the people you had sex with.
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V: (Laughs) Okay, Here are a few. Rick Masters was fun. Jack Lawrence was awesome. There was a girl named Lucky. Everybody that I have worked with so far has been pretty decent.
AF: Did you do a scene with a twenty-one year old stud yet?
V: There is one, but I can’t remember his name. He’s really hot. I have it written down. I write everything down in my day planner.
AF: It’s good that you write everything down, just too bad you don’t have it to read back to me! (Laughs)
V: I’m going to run in and grab it (She went and got her day planner). Okay Pistol Whipped was with Billy Glide. And I shot with Kelly Madison, we had a lot of fun on that shoot.
AF: So you did a scene with Kelly and her husband Ryan?
V: Yes. I think it is going to be called Ride the Train, because I got lost at the train station.
AF: On purpose, or for real, or for the movie?
V: (Cracks up) It should have been for real. I could be running chasing the train yelling “Wait, wait, wait, I missed my train!” But for the movie I told Kelly “My train just left I have no where to go!” So she let me come stay with her.
AF: I bet she did! I can’t think of too many people who wouldn’t.
V: Then she said if you are going to stay here I am going to need something from you. How about some cash? I said ”I don’t’ have any cash, and I don’t have grass. But I’ve got some ass!” (Laughs) It was really funny. We were being silly. We had a lot of fun. She was a lot of fun to work with.
AF: She and her husband are really nice. Is that all of your movies?
V: I just shot one for Adam and Eve’s Bad Seed division. They don’t know the name yet. Temple of Poon was for FYA Independent, and that was my favorite so far. Those guys were a blast to work with. And I made up the ending of the movie, so I am getting a co-writer credit.
AF: You come across as creative.
V: I am very creative. I paint. I dance. I should write. I would love to write stories and I would love to get into the production part of the movies. I have a really creative bizarre mind.
AF: So what is the most bizarre sex you have had?
V: I’ve had lots of sex, but I don’t know if it was wild. I’ve done anal, but I don’t do that on film.
AF: Have you had sex in weird places?
V: I did in an elevator. I did in the bathroom at a fancy steak restaurant.
AF: Was it the ladies room or the men’s room?
V: In the ladies room in one of the stalls. There was no one in there when we were doing it, but a lady walked in after. I felt really funny walking out of the stall with a guy, but the lady was cool. She just started laughing. She said you’re having more fun then me!
AF: What porn stars would you like to do scenes with?
V: Zoe Britton, Tera Patrick, I really think she is beautiful. Carmen Hart is beautiful. I met her and she was a doll. Carmen Luvana is so pretty too. I haven’t met a lot of people yet because I am brand new.
AF: You were doing feature dancing for a while right?
V: Yes. I started featuring in August.
AF: What is the best and worst thing about featuring?
V: The best thing is crowd interaction. I love that. Getting guys to participate in my shows, whether it is playing games or bringing them up on the stage and making a total ass out of them, in a fun way. The worst part is packing and going to each place on a plane with all my luggage. My luggage is so big and I do it by myself. I have a train of luggage and I have to hook it all together and each piece weighs at least eighty pounds. I like going to all the different places. All the clubs have been a lot of fun. It’s just the luggage that’s bad.
AF: What is your favorite feature show that you do?
V: I like my cookie show. I dress as a girl scout and I let guys pick their favorite body part and I put whip cream all over it and then I put a cookie there and let them eat the cookie. I also like my shower show where the guys scrub me down.
AF: I bet you really have to twist their arm to do that. What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you while you were feature dancing?
V: I had a big wad of gum in my mouth and I bent over to take a dollar from a customer with my mouth and the gum stuck to the dollar and I had gum all over the place. There was a string of gum from my mouth to the dollar. Then there was a time when I put beads up my pussy, and I had a guy lay on the stage and I sat down toward his face and told him to pull it out, and he was like, WHAT?
AF: He probably didn’t know what was going to come out when he pulled on the string…
V: It was funny. All the guys loved it. I just won the award for the hottest new comer at the G-String Awards.
AF: That’s great! Did you get to meet Stormy?
V: I did. She won. She is so talented.
AF: She is a great actress and a great writer too. But you still have a ton of porn stars to meet and fall in love with!
V: Yeah! I want to do some feature movies. I like to have lines and act.
AF: You’ll have to “bone up” on your feature porn movies. I’d rather watch features then gonzo.
V: Me too. I watch them. I think all women like them better.
AF: You should just rent the top twenty porn movies and have a weekend of porn. I think you would be great at comedy.
V: I would love to do comedy. It would be so much fun. I would be laughing during the whole thing. But yeah, comedy is a blast.
AF: You have to see “Camp Cuddly Pines”. It’s like a chain saw massacre movie, but funny. There are tons of stars in it, but jessica drake and Stormy are the leads. One plays a really smart girl and one plays a dizzy girl. It is really funny. And another funny Wicked movie is Space Nuts which is a take off on Star Wars I think. Evan Stone is in it and he is hysterical. You should join WantedList.com. You put a list of movies you want to see and they send them to you a couple at a time and then you watch them and send them back and they send you more.
V: That’s cool. Send me the info on that.
AF: I’ll send you links to everything we talk about so you don’t have to remember. I don’t want you to make you write it all down in your day planner. (Laughs) Tell me your favorite sex that you ever had.
V: A guy I was dating took me skiing and we had sex probably on every stop on the ski slope. It was freezing but it was awesome. We would go into the little huts where you have hot chocolate and then we would have more sex and then go ski again. And we would do really challenging slopes that would get your adrenalin going and it was a blast.
AF: How did you have sex in the little chalets if there were other people there?
V: If there were people around we would go in the bathroom or go behind the fireplace or somewhere private.
AF: How did you get all those snow clothes off?
V: I just took down my ski pants down and he could just unbutton his. Oh and then we had sex on the airplane coming back. Actually oral. We were waiting to take off because the plane had to get gas. So I was on his lap with the blanket pretending I was sleeping.
AF: Yeah, like no one would notice your head bobbing up and down.
V: (Laughs)
AF: Do you have an unfulfilled fantasy?
V: Yes I want to do Matthew McConaghy. I love him. He makes me go crazy when I see him.
AF: Do you masturbate thinking about him? What do you see him doing to you?
V: His body is incredible. I can just imagine us having amazing, hard, awesome, sweaty, sensual sex. I like everything about him. Maybe him and Fergie together.
AF: Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas?
V: Yes, I love her too.
AF: I can’t see those two together. You might have to do them separately.
V: I don’t know, he seems like he has a little bit of a crazy side to him.
AF: He does have that twinkle in his eye. Have you ever dated a fan?
V: No.
AF: Do they have a chance?
V: Yes, if they are really nice.
AF: You are really nice and sweet and I can’t imagine you having a temper and throwing something at someone.
V: I usually don’t. But if I do lose my temper it’s pretty scary. It’s out of character. I am usually laid back and easy going.
AF: What are ten words that describe you?
V: Funny, smart, cute, witty, adventurous, creative, sweet, sensitive, out-going, disorganized.
AF: Very good! You can always hire someone to be organized. I’ve really enjoyed talking to you Victoria. You are a lot of fun. We had lots of laughs. Please call me if you come to town. I know you like to shop, I’ll take you to Sawgrass Mills Mall!
V: Oh, I’d love that!
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