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Wicked releases 2040

Monday, January 4th, 2010

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Wicked’s 2040

Review by Cindi Loftus

Directed by Brad Armstrong
Starring Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikalya Mendez, Alexis Texas, Tory Lane, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Janet Mason, Randy Spears, Marcus London, Rocco Reed, TJ Cummings, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Erik Masterson, Tommy Gunn , Mick Blue, Jerry , Bill Bailey.
A pandemic of disease changed the world in 2040. Humans rarely had sex with each other. Instead they masturbated to underground porn that was filmed in secret locations, because this X-rated fucking involved a male human and a anatomically correct female robot.
As Randy Spears boffs the Alexis Texas doll he blows out her circuits and he has to finish the scene without her moving. So he fucks her like a blow up doll and cums in her mouth.
A replacment doll is needed and Marcus London is the mad scientist that has created his own version of the perfect girl, an android called Mira, that looks just like Alektra Blue. She sweats, she gets wet and her ass turns red when you spank her! Randy Spears gives Mira a test drive and she passes! Everybody wants to know more about her, especially Real Doll Industries, the competition… Seems Marcus used to work for them and part of his technology belongs to them…
Kaylani comes in to “handle” the situation” of corporate theft, she says she’ll do it as nicely as possible, but she doesn’t. She trashes the lab, and the people in it….
I’m not giving away any more of the plot, because this futuristic flick is definitely worth watching.
Great story line, good acting, nice sets and props, hot sex, just about anything you could want in a porn movie, and then there are two more DVDs of special features including BTS, Bloopers, 4 bonus sex scenes, extended sex scenes, galleries and more! Wicked makes sure you get your money’s worth with this one.
I gotta say there should be a word for an extremely hot older male porn star, sorta like women are called MILFs. So I made one up-
FOAM (Fuckable Older Attractive Man/men) because Randy Spears and Marcus London certainly quailfy!
What a top dollar, A-list , incredible cast. Really high scoring movie- 8.5 out of 10. Condoms are used through out and are hardly noticable, didn’t make any difference to the hotness of the movie. One Con-Movie loses a 1/2 point for the extremely annoying tech music throughout. So irrritating I turned the sound off.

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NOT BEWITCHED XXX – “The Xcitement Review”

Monday, November 10th, 2008

X-Play’s Not Bewitched XXX
Directed by Will Ryder

Jenna Haze- Samantha
Teagan- Tabitha
Nina Hartley- Endora
Eva Angelina- Aunt Clara
Mike Horner- Darren
James Bartholet- Larry
Ron Jeremy- Dr. Bombay
Sasha Grey- sexy advertising model
Aaron Wilcox- male model
Michelle Avanti– Gladys
Dino Barbo- Abnor
Nathan Threat- Plaything (black)
James Deen- Plaything (white)
Harem Girls-Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane, Daisy Layne, Madison Ivy, Kelly Skyline, Kandice Nicole, Winter Sky, Marli Jane
Dane Cross- Dr Dane
Jack Lawrence- Police Officer
Britney Amber- sexy nurse

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If you want to make some magic in your bedroom watching Not Bewitched XXX is a good place to start. This is an amazing movie, true to the corn-ball comedy, costumes and characters of the original 60’s series, but in this one we have SEX! And there is something for everyone, six sex scenes in all including an all girl orgy, an interracial anal, some straight fucking and sucking, and even a sizzling solo with toys.
Little Tabitha is about to celebrate her first birthday! But then Aunt Clara turns her into an 18 year old, who can drive, go to parties, go on dates, and HAVE SEX!!! Tabitha tries masturbation out first, and she LIKES it. And we like to watch her like it!
Tabitha decides that she wants to see how big a man’s dick is, but since there are none around she does a magic spell on her Black action figure and …. Sorry I can’t give away everything that happens. (But now I want a magical black action figure for Xmas)
Throughout all the antics happening at the Stephen’s household, nosy neighbor Gladys is spying and reporting back to her husband Abner, who couldn’t care less. Unlike the TV program though, Gladys gets a sexy romp on the couch with a hot guy.
Beautiful harem girls plus toys equal a nice g/g/g/g/g/g/g/g orgy overseen by Sultan Ron Jeremy.
My favorite sex scene is just a simple lustful tryst on the bed between Teagan and James Deen. Teagan looks more beautiful then ever. And James Deen is just a doll.
All the sex scenes are good though. We even get to see Sam & Darren get it on. MIke Horner, as Darren, is a great actor and a great fucker. I have seen him act quite a bit over the years, but lately I haven’t seen him fuck a whole lot. I was happy to see him doing both in Bewitched XXX. Mike has many talents and is perfect in this part. His impeccable mimic ability and comic timing really adds authenticity to this movie, and he does a mean (but nice) sex scene with Jenna Haze.
Award noms to Best; sets, makeup, wardrobe, opening animation & titles, music, comedy, box-cover art, Non-Sex-Nina Hartley as Endora, Supporting actor-Mike Horner as Darren, Supporting Actress-Teagan as Tabitha. The Blu-Ray edition comes out in Mid-November!

Here’s a quick & silly interview with X-Play owner Jeff Mullen
Xcitement: Was Eva Angelina pregnant when she shot Bewitched?
Jeff: (Counts backwards). She might have been. But if she was I don’t think she knew yet. She didn’t mention it.
X: She should name her child Clara.
J: That would be creepy.
X: Overall I loved the movie. But why the bad wigs? Really, the only bad thing about the movie was the wigs. Larry’s, Samantha’s & Gladys’ wigs were just really bad.
J: Endora’s wig was good though wasn’t it?
X: Yes, that one was good. But the other three were terrible
J: James Bartholet’s (who played Larry) wig was a nightmare because it kept riding up because he is bald. Gladys’ wig was awful on purpose because if you look at the original Bewitched that woman had awful hair.
X: But Jenna’s (who played Samantha) was really bad too.
J: Let me tell you that story. Jenna came in for a fitting, and she is so busy, so she went and picked out the wig and the woman took the wig and styled it according to the pictures she had from Bewitched. Then Jenna was so busy appearing and dancing around the country that she couldn’t come back to have a refitting when the wig was ready. So the first time we saw the wig on her head was the morning we shot the office scene. So I’m setting up the scene and I look over and see Jenna wearing this monstrosity that’s absolutely insane. I go to Scott (Jeff’s partner) are you out of your fucking mind? And he says this is the first chance we’ve had to put this on her. It was absolutely ridiculous but we had no choice but to shoot the scene where she pops into the office because it was the only day we had the office set up. So if you notice for the rest of the movie she is wearing a much better wig. It’s just in the office scene that she is wearing the horrible wig.
X: Sorry I guess I didn’t like either wig, because I don’t like the wig on the box-cover either and I’m guessing that’s the good wig.
J: Yeah, but that was the better of the two wigs. The first one looked like the MGM lion.
X: Well if that is the only thing I can find wrong with the movie I think you did pretty well.
J: The curse of the wig is the big story from Bewitched.
X: Will there be a sequel?
J: Yes in a year. Right now I am finishing up our next parody movie, Not the Brady’s XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia.
X: Can you have Marcia do some drugs in the movie? (The “real” Marcia’s memoirs just came out where she said she did coke and slept with Greg)
J: I know, I had called Maureen McCormick and said can you put out a book or something? So she did.
X: (Laughs)

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Review By: writercindi@aol.com
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BOO bs! This Ain’t The Munsters XXX HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Friday, October 31st, 2008


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A parody of the 1960’s hit The Munsters, This Ain’t the Munsters XXX, shows us how much fun they REALLY had at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. With an all star cast, excellent music, scenery, makeup, and wardrobe, a creative story line a nd an experienced director, all the ingredients are here for a smash hit for Hustler. There are even a couple surprises and a plot twist, that I won’t reveal here.


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Story by Cindi Loftus
Photos Courtesy of Hustler Video

THIS AIN’T
THE MUNSTERS XXX

From Hustler Video
www.MunstersXXX.com

This Ain’t the Munsters XXX should be playing on the big screen TV during your “Adult” Halloween Party!

Director- Anton Slayer
Starring-
• Lee Stone as
Herman Munster
• Roxy DeVille as Lily Munster
• Trent Soluri as Eddie Munster
• Gavin Wells as Grampa Munster
• Shawna Lenee as Marilyn
• Mick Blue as Ted, Marilyn’s boyfriend
• Nate Liquor as the Coroner
• Evan Stone as the Doctor
• Whitney Stevens as the
Doctor’s Fiancé’
• Jenna Haze as Punk Girl
• Voodoo as Punk Boy
• Aiden Starr as the Waitress
• Victoria Sin as Goth Groupie
• Sammie Rhodes as Hot Solo
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Just the SEX-

The movies starts off with a sex scene as Sammie Rhodes does a hot solo in the lab. Marilyn’s long lost boyfriend comes back from overseas to give her a reminder of why she missed him. Eddie is a star and accidentally makes a celebrity sex tape with a Goth girl and a waitress. A couple of hard-core punks do some wild pounding in the cemetery. A doctor and his fiancé make it in the morgue. And best of all Lily and Herman do some green grinding to celebrate their 200th anniversary, and Herman gives Lily a BIG present!

Here’s an EXCLUSIVE interview with the director and some of the cast-

What was the best thing about being involved with a parody
of This Aint The Munsters XXX?

ANTON – That I was able to pay tribute to a very cool show that I grew up on. We worked really hard to emulate the sets, wardrobe and acting to make this show something that people will enjoy watching, as much as we enjoyed making it.

LILY- I am a die-hard fan of The Munsters. I have watched so many Munsters episodes that I pretty much have them memorized. I always thought that Lily was amazingly beautiful and sexy and I always wanted to be her since I was quite young.

MARILYN – I had a great time working on a parody, we had a blast! It felt awesome to combine comedy and sex!

TED – The best thing for me was remembering one of the most famous TV shows, and being a part of it was a blast.

GRANDPA – Without a doubt, the chance to play the part of “Grandpa” was an opportunity for me to pay my particular respect to the great actor, Al Lewis – the man who originally introduced “Grandpa” to the world. I worked hard to bring the most memorable physical and vocal aspects of his character to my version of “Grandpa.” Couldn’t have enjoyed a shoot any more than I did this one.


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What was the funniest thing that happened to you on the set?
ANTON – That we couldn’t get the damn rubber bat to work. The fishing string kept breaking over and over, it was too friggin’ funny.

LILY- The costumes were pretty tricky. Between watching the makeup artist dry heave while airbrushing Lee Stone’s butt crack and getting cheap wig hair wrapped around Lee’s dick and having to pull it out of my pussy, I don’t know what was worse!

MARILYN – I thought that the funniest thing was watching the other four main characters get painted green, while I stayed “Normal”

TED – The funniest thing for me was that I didn’t recognize Roxy Deville when she was completely green.


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In your opinion what was the sexiest thing in the movie and why?
ANTON – I would have to say just seeing the female cast in their wardrobe was pretty hot instead of them just naked laying on some random sofa. (Laughs)

LILY- The idea of being able to play Lily and getting it on with Herman in the cemetery was pretty hot!

TED – I think Roxy Devi lle in green with her red lips and the long black hair was almost art. It was so unnatural but so sexy.

GRANDPA – It’s gotta be Victoria Sin’s screams of “Vuck me, Eddie Munta’!” in her tremendously Teutonic teasings. Teutonic = German. IS she German? I don’t know and I really don’t care. She can goose step her way onto my face any ol’ evening.
“Vuck me, Gavin Vells!” Oh yah… that‘s what I’m talkin’ bout!


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Do you think green monsters having sex is hot? What other off the wall things do you think are hot?
ANTON -I would have to say watching a green Roxy deep throating a green Lee Stone was pretty fucking cool. It was also very cool to see two hot girls in the nightclub take advantage of Eddie as well as Jenna meeting Herman in the graveyard and running off scared with cum on her face.

GRANDPA – Sex in any color is worth having, right? Cowboy boots, they’re hot.

What was the most fun about doing the movie?
ANTON – Actually working with people that wanted to make something better than just a typical paint by numbers movie.

TED – The most fun thing for me was being able to have sex with Shawna Lenee.


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Overall, what did you think?
ANTON – Overall I was very pleased that the cast took on their roles as if they were the actual Munsters family and how well they all performed sexually. This show will be in my top 5 movies that I have ever made, that’s for sure.

LILY -It was such a great time and Anton Slayer is so much fun to work with.

TED – The cast and everybody on the set was great. We had a lot of fun and I think it was a great journey in time while we shot the movie. Everybody gave their best and I think that’s what you see in the end result of the movie.

GRANDPA – I have to give my special thanks to the team at Hustler for including me in this project. Adding a comedic “non-sex performer” to the main cast of an adult film just doesn’t happen often. Everyone involved was a true professional and they treated me very professionally, in kind. I’m uber-pleased with the results and I certainly hope fans everywhere enjoy it even more!


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THE WICKED …. No, not Wall Street!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008


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A DAY ON THE SET of THE WICKED

By MARC VERLAINE

Directed by Michael Raven.
Starring Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Tori Black, Sophia Santi, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fey, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Johnny Steele, Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Voodoo, Aaron Wilcox.

This paranormal thriller stars Kaylani Lei a young woman who embarks on an idyllic desert road trip with her friends, only to see their trip turned into a bloody nightmare when they’re attacked and eventually hunted down by a group of supernatural entities.
The sex begins with Stormy goes down slow on Derrick’s massive member, licking his balls and sucking him until he’s hard enough to cut glass. The fucking is tentative at first, with sensual strokes soon giving way to a full-press pounding that builds until Pierce is unable to hold back any longer. With the camera rushing in for the pop-shot, he glazes the blonde bombshell’s grinning face
Daylight has begun to fade and it’s time for The Wicked’s erotic centerpiece – a huge, multi-partner screw that brings Kaylani and Sophia Santi together with Mikayla, Evan Stone, and Barry Scott. Kaylani is delighted over how the production is going. “This is one of the most spectacular shoots I’ve ever worked on. I’m a fan of scary movies in my personal life, and I think this movie has the potential to cross over. The story and the special effects are amazing!” As shooting begins, witty dialogue from the female leads gives way to filthy foreplay that’s highlighted by deep, ball-enveloping blowjobs from Kaylani and Mikayla. The tension rises as the performers throw themselves at each other with wild abandon; Kaylani and Mikayla ravage their partners until the studs are ready to explode… (I can’t give it all away!)
While stories of road trips to hell have become tried-and-true staples of the modern terror film, this movie promises to be a darkly erotic suspense film that goes where the supernatural thrillers of yesteryear feared to tread!

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© 2008 Xcitement.com/Xcitement Magazine

It’s Fallen! And It Will Get You Back Up!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008


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A DAY ON THE SET of “FALLEN “

By MARC VERLAINE

Directed by Brad Armstrong.
Starring jessica drake, Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Shyla Styles, Angie Savage, Jennifer Dark, Jenaveve Jolie, Hunter Bryce, Jada Fire, Ryder Skye, Gianna Lyn, Jenna Haze, Niko, Marcus London, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce, Barry Scott, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade and Herschel Savage.

This is an elaborate story that follows the adventures of “Angel” (jessica drake), a fallen Gregorian Angel who’s stripped of her wings and of most of her heavenly powers after the young woman she’d been charged to protect is killed in a freak accident. Now this broken angel is out of a job, and banished to earth for all eternity. She finds herself lonely and alone, looking for companionship wherever she can find it. Her dark journey soon takes her through some of the earth’s most sinful and perverse landscapes, where she experiences a seedy underworld far from the idyllic heavens she once knew.
As I step onto the set, I notice that I have good timing. In addition to serving as the project’s director, writer, and art director, Brad Armstrong is also performing as the movie’s male lead. He’s running some lines with the jessica drake, and once the words are captured to his satisfaction, all non-essential crew members are asked to leave the set. It’s time for the sex, and Wicked runs a very professional, very discreet set. As the foreplay begins, the chemistry between these two is undeniable. A slow, sensual blowjob leads to spirited screwing in the missionary, doggie, and cowgirl positions, and it’s all performed “in character.”
With this sex scene in the can, the crew begins preparing for Fallen’s big scene, a sprawling gothic orgy.
In the orgy room, I find jessica, Jada, Lana, Michelle, and Ryder getting ready to pair off with the likes of Eric Masterson, Derrick Pierce, Barry Scott, and a masked Armstrong. Once the sex begins, the cast throws themselves into the work. There is precious little warm up here; everyone seems to sexually explode from the moment the director calls “action.” Wet and sloppy blowjobs, tit fucking, bang-outs, and filthy facials rule the night here, and they all prove that “couples porn” and “heat” don’t have to be mutually exclusive terms. It’s one of the nastiest group sex scenarios I’ve seen, period.
When asked about her part, jessica says, “This is probably the most challenging role I’ve ever played in my career. I’m definitely getting to express the widest variety of emotions I’ve ever had to perform for one part. It’s really the chance of a lifetime for me, and I’m giving it all I’ve got!”
I can’t wait to see all that jessica’s got, along with the final version of Fallen.

For a preview, here’s the trailer www.wickedpictures.com/fallen

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Read’em While They’re HOT!!! 20 NEW VIDEO REVIEWS

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Click Links to view reviews individually or go to www.xcitement.com/video to see that all and many more!!!

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THE WICKED

ASHLYNN GOES TO COLLEGE 4

ASS ON TAP

IT’S A SECRETARY THING

CLEAVAGE

PUBLIC SERVICE

PERVERSE

TEEN EURO 2

SQUIRT-A-LICIOUS

MILFS TAKE DIESEL #4

MANDINKA PARTIES 2

HELLO NURSE

THE GIRLS OF WOLFPAC VOL 2

BOUND TO PLEASE #4

BITCH AND MOAN VOL.2

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