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“Avatar” Sex Scene Script Posted Online

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

(CBS)  The version of “Avatar” currently in theaters runs two-and-a-half hours and boasts stunning visual effects. But people are also talking about something that’s missing from the feature film – a steamy sex scene involving the two main characters.

The unreleased scene, which centers around an intimate moment between Na’vi alien Neytiri (played by Zoe Saldana) and Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), is included in the full version of the screenplay, which was released by Fox and posted online at foxscreenings.com.

Read the full “Avatar” script

James Cameron, the film’s director, told Britain’s Daily Telegraph that the scene will be included on the DVD.

“We had it in [the movie] and we cut it out so that will be something for the special edition DVD – if you want to see how they have sex,” he said.

Last week, Saldana told a group of reporters that the steamy scene was difficult to shoot.

“It was a very funny scene to shoot because there were so many technical things that sometimes you have to keep in mind that paying attention to all those might disrupt the fluidity of how a scene is supposed to take place,” she said.

She also added that the scene was scrapped because the film was aimed at a family audience.

READ SCRIPT SEE VIDEO  http://www.cbsnews.com

Casual sex won’t leave you emotionally wrecked: Study

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Casual sex, hookups won’t leave you emotionally wrecked!

Minnesota, December 10 — Debunking the popular perception that convicts casual sex for causing emotional damage, results of a new study state that such encounters are not always detrimental to well-being of young adults.

Hooking up casually no longer fuels depression, and it is quite easy to step out from the “friends with benefits” relationship unaffected, researchers affirm.

1,311 young adults (574 men and 737 women) from the University of Minnesota were enrolled for the study. Aged between 18 and 24 years, the cluster was made up of full-time students, part-time students, or young adults who weren’t students at all.

The participants were questioned about their sexual behaviors and emotional well-being.

Speaking about their recent sexual encounters, about one-fifth reported it as casual; for 25 percent it was out of intimacy and commitment; 12 percent admitted it to be with a ‘close but not exclusive partner’; and 55 percent disclosed it to be with an exclusive partner.

The upshot of the trial
Interestingly, the emotional status of those engaged in casual sex was the same as those in committed relationships, researchers aver.

Moreover, regardless of the type of sexual encounter, the researchers spotted no difference in incidence of depression or loss of self-esteem cases.

“When we looked at the emotional well being across these groups we really found no differences, in things like body satisfaction, in self-esteem and depressive symptoms” reported Marla Eisenberg, study’s lead researcher.

“We were so surprised” Eisenberg said. “The conventional wisdom is that casual sex, ‘friends with benefits,’ and hooking up is hurtful. That’s what we’ve been teaching kids for decades.”

Also, the results of the current trail contradict the results of the study released last year that found more women to report depressive and negative feelings after casual sexual encounters, compared to men.

Researchers say ‘No’ to casual sex
Though the findings of the study seem to spare mental health, casual sex is extremely detrimental to overall health and well-being, Eisenberg marked. “The study does not encourage casual sex.”

Young adults who engage in such casual hookups are exposing themselves to physical harms. Sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), unplanned and teen pregnancies, and interpersonal violence can only lead to potential disaster, Eisenberg cautioned.

Eisenberg said, “Its things like STD prevention and pregnancy prevention and we really need to focus on those when we’re doing health education programming with young adults.”

STORY SOURCE: http://www.themoneytimes.com

Back Madonna to endorse sex wonder drug

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Why all the hoo-ha about the new viagra for women? We already have it – it’s called cash.

Scientists found anti-depressant drug flibanserin did little to lift moods but increased a woman’s sex drive almost as surely as wedding cake decreased it.

In other words, when men have depression, it can be cured by their missus taking flibanserin.

Bookies Paddy Power make Madonna 2-1 favourite to be the first celebrity to endorse the drug – and 3-1 to adopt it.

Cher is 4-1 second favourite, but I can’t see her taking the pills. She’d have to locate her mouth first.

Sex tape tips from Carrie Prejean

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Hi, I made a sex tape! Eight, actually! And you can too! Praise the lord!

I’m just gonna say it outright, OK you guys? You ready? Here it is …

No candles.

I know, right? “But Carrie,” I hear you whine, “candles are so, like, totally awesome! How can I not use them in my not-at-all sexy Christian masturbation tape?” And I totally think so too!

But here’s the thing. You want your scene to look good for your massively sexually frustrated boyfriend, right? Well, candles just get in the way of the action, and unless you’re using an infrared camera, there’s simply no way candles — even, like, a million little votives from Wal-Mart that smell like vanilla pudding and hurt in a really yummy way when you drip them on your thigh and moan — will illuminate the important stuff, like your sequined heels, a John Mayer poster, or the giant stuffed Pooh bear propping up the wine coolers on the bedside table. Sorry!

Also, candles are way dangerous! One involuntary leg spasm and suddenly the pillow lace is on fire, and the little cherub painting hanging over your Hello Kitty sheets is burning like Larry King’s beady little eyes. Scary!

OK so, editing! You want to cut the fluff, right? I am, too! This is why editing is so important. Even your basic iPhone lets you trim out the awkward parts, like when you’re about to fake another orgasm and you let out a shriek that sounds like a chicken mating with a leaf blower, and suddenly the cat freaks out and claws at your implants, and before you know it there’s blood on your favorite US Weekly centerfold, totally blurring out Justin Timberlake’s abs. Fantasy ruined! Gosh I hate that! So edit carefully, K?

Speaking of sounds, here’s some advice I keep hearing over and over in a million different ways. Keep your mouth shut! Ha ha! Get it? I keep hearing that! Me! As if!

But it’s true! As much as I love rambling on about stuff I know nothing about and repeating quasi-religious, homophobic garbage that’s basically been fed to me by my male GOP handlers, even I know that, in a good sex tape, you keep the chatter to a minimum. After all, it’s a video, silly! That means pictures! Naked pictures! With moaning!

So, unless you’re screaming out the lord’s name in vain or begging your imaginary partner to perform some kinky French fetish thing on you with a ball-gag and 15 feet of garden hose, keep your sounds restricted to moans, gasps, sighs, cute little hiccups, dirty curse words and maybe the occasional, “Ooh baby, I know you like it when I use this vibrator on the Pooh bear like that, don’t you lover?” Like the saying goes, brevity is the soul of, uh, somethingorother. I know, right?

Let’s talk equipment. No, not those, silly! Although God knows those come in handy too! Ha ha! God bless silicone!

I mean video equipment. I say, why not skip the iPhone or lame P&S camera, and make a real investment in your trashy, Gawker-ready, 15-minutes-of-fame future by buying yourself a dedicated digital video camera and a little tripod. Add in about three free iMovie classes at the Apple store, and it’s whammo, here I come, reality TV show!

People always ask me, Carrie, when you make a sex tape, does it help to actually be a Christian? I mean, like, not a very good one, more like a pseudo-moralistic, fundamentalist homophobe ex-beauty queen with as many brain cells as you have limbs? Someone who wouldn’t understand true Christianity if Jesus himself came down and tickled your feet and called you Lilith?

My answer is always the same: Jesus was a foot fetishist? That is so awesome!

But to answer the other question: heck yes, it helps! I find that mock Christianity only cranks up the irony factor, the sexy hypocrisy of what you’re doing — and massive moralistic hypocrisy is a total turn on! Just ask all those Catholic priests! And Republican senators! And televangelists! And gay televangelists who have sex with Republican senator priests!

Here’s a very simple formula I learned back when I was knee-high to a tequila shooter: The more you profess your hollow, virginal Christian righteousness, the greater the melodrama and drooling media attention when your lame, cheeseball sex tape — or meth fetish, or gay lover — comes to light, and the more money you get for your book deal and/or reality show. It’s like magic, or something! OMG you guys, capitalism is so awesome!

(Note: This formula is also super extra effective if you wear, like, a tiny gold cross necklace in your videos? And as you dry hump the arm of the Levitz sofa, the cross bounces up and down and it makes it seem like Jesus is alive in your heart? Even though he’s totally not? It’s totally kinky!)

Have you thought about lighting? I like to think about lighting. I also like to think about Spaghetti-Os, giant pandas, things that sparkle, and whether or not it’s legal to keep a baby white tiger in my back yard, name it John Mayer and feed it Spaghetti-Os and hot dogs and my thong underwear as I cry uncontrollably. But never mind that now.

What was I saying? I forget. But seriously, someone really did ask me if it’s possible to make a genuinely hot, dirty sex tape and also be deeply spiritual, or if the two are, um, “mutually exclusive” or whatever. After he explained to me what that phrase meant, I said sure! I think! Wait, what again?

I once heard that it’s actually more than possible, it’s absolutely the best and healthiest way to be, to be super dialed in to the divine, and also explore your sexuality as intensely as you like. In fact, lots of mystical texts and teachers say the experience of the rapture itself is nearly identical to orgasm, and that ecstasy, lust, love, desire and divine consciousness are all interlinked at a very profound level, even interchangeable, all spinning around the same sacred source in dazzling swirls of unutterable bliss and orgasmic joy penetrating every breath and bone and cell of your body. Wow! Rapture on, Jesus!

Now, I have no idea what the hell I just said in that last paragraph, but it sure sounds neat, doesn’t it? Or wait, I mean, sinful and evil? I can’t quite tell the difference. Ha ha! That is so awesome! God bless ignorance! And my nipples! Happy sextaping, everyone! Get a tripod!

STORY SOURCE: http://www.sfgate.com

Joanna Krupa’s Tickle Porn Video

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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Joanna Krupa loves a good laugh, which is important now that everyone will be laughing at her. Apparently she’s been whoring herself out for some disgusting, low budget exploitation flicks. But enough about Dancing with the Stars! She’s also done Tickle Porn!

Apparently, some guys get their kicks by watching two hot girls tickle each other, and Joanna needed money, so she was more than happy to oblige. I’m not going to say that I don’t enjoy two hotties having a tickle fight, but I’m not 13-years old anymore. These days it takes a lot more than that to get me going. Then again, most of my genitals were burned off in that bomb-making accident, so maybe that has something to do with it as well.

Here’s the tickle video. Thanks, Jonna Krupa.

SEE VIDEO AT SOURCE: http://www.celebjihad.com

Russell Brand wishes for public sex competitions!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Washington (ANI): Comedian Russell Brand has said that he wished there were public sex competitions, as he would love to showcase his expertise in the bed. The comedian, popular for his sexcapades, mentioned that he is not a good sportsman which all the more encourages him to perform better while having sex.

“Especially, because I’m not good at any sport. It’s a pity there’s not some forum where you can do it publicly,” Contactmusic quoted him as saying. Brand insisted that all his liaisons were actually a way of grooming himself.

He said: “Forgetting Sarah Marshall. When Britney Spears was on the MTV Video Music Awards with me, between takes, hair and make-up people would come over. We didn’t need hair or make-up, it was just like monkeys comforting us, grooming us in a primal way, and I think a lot of my liaisons were just like that, grooming.”

Brand, who is currently dating pop star Katy Perry, also feels that orgasm in women are almost transcendental in nature. He said: “It’s a bit frightening, this transformative quality, an orgasm in women. I imagine that it looks better than the miserable squirt men issue. It seems different, though, when there’s an emotional element of transcendent.”

STORY SOURCE: http://entertainment.oneindia.in