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Roxxxy sex robot lifesized girlfriend debuts at at AEE 2010

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

In what’s sure to be viewed as a wrong-way direction in social change, “Roxxxy” the robot lifesized girlfriend was introduced at AEE 2010, the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Roxxxy robot lifesized girlfriend is a anatomically correct facsimile of a woman dressed for sex, and with “servos” and other electronics to make it seem, well, real. It’s maker calls it the first “sex robot.”

Violet Blue, where are you?

Roxxxy robot lifesized girlfriend was created by former Bell Labs employee Douglas Hines, who’s overweight, balding, bespectacled look fits the perfect image of a guy who would make such a thing.

Douglas Hines says that he developed Roxxxy robot lifesized girlfriend after losing a friend in the 9-11 terrorist attack. Just who that friend is, Douglas Hines does not say, leaving one to wonder if he just spent too much money at strip clubs.

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Oprah’s Private Jet Pilot And Flight Attendant Get Caught In The (Sex) Act

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

OprahPlaneYou know what two words we don’t enjoy hearing placed together in a sentence? “Oprah” and “sex.” But with a new lawsuit against the talk show host and one-woman conglomerate, it looks like we’ll have to endure their combination for a while.

Recently one of Oprah’s former flight attendants on her private jet files a defamation of character suit against Winfrey, since Winfrey had fired her after supposedly catching her joining the Mile High Club with the jet’s pilot while in the air and as passengers (including Winfrey) slept. Although this sounds like a topic Oprah would use for a show—”no-limits intimacy,” anyone?—the matter is serious and the flight attendant claims that Oprah’s accusations are false since all sex acts between her and the pilot only occurred while “occurred while the plane was safely landed and refueling.” Oh okay, because now that it’s all clear, that makes it alright.

Wrong. The facts are that both of the accused passed lie detector tests saying that the boots-knocking did not happen while in the air, but they admitted to relations on the ground and on the plane. For Oprah’s (or rather, her goddaughter’s) accusations of in-flight servicing, the flight attendant seeks over $300,000 in damages.

Will she win the case? Probably not, since Oprah is the queen of having her way in court, and hello—the employee still had relations with a fellow employee while on the job. Shouldn’t the pilot have been checking some gauges instead of checking out the attendant? And shouldn’t the flight attendant have been refreshing Oprah’s drink instead of fluffing the pilot? This isn’t that sort of private jet, you know. Nonetheless, Oprah or her goddaughter or whoever should be very careful about what you accuse people of doing in mid-air; after all, we wouldn’t want them to not be worthy of their new Mile High Club membership.

STORY SOURCE: http://www.jaunted.com

Gadget to help women feign virginity angers many in Egypt

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Conservatives condemn the Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit as technology that will promote promiscuity. Others say the furor over the device raises disturbing questions about double standards.

Reporting from Cairo – Whether it’s seen as a clever little gadget to help a woman keep a secret or a devilish deception that threatens Islam, the Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit is not welcome in Egypt.

The kit allows a bride who is not a virgin to pretend that she is. A pouch inserted into the vagina on her wedding night ruptures and leaks a blood-like liquid designed to trick a new husband into believing that his wife is chaste. It’s a wink of ingenuity to soothe a man’s ego and keep the dowry intact.

Egyptian conservatives condemn the device as technology that will promote promiscuity in a culture that forbids premarital sex. Their protests are arising in a nation that over the last 40 years has gone from miniskirts and secularism to hijabs and religious devotion. But seldom have conservatives faced such brazen advertising.

“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back any time,” states the website of Gigimo, a Chinese mail-order company that sells the kit and other sexual products, including sex dolls and bondage toys, worldwide. “Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable.”

READ FULL STORY: http://www.latimes.com

Mackenzie Phillips reveals she had sex with her father

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

mackenzieApparently, drug addiction, arrests and divorce were the least of Mackenzie Phillips’ problems.

The former childhood actress reveals in her new book, “High on Arrival,” that her father, musician John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas, who died in 2001, engaged with her in a long-term incestuous relationship, People magazine reports.

Phillips, 49, writes in her book that she was already a heavy drug user at 19, and starring on the TV sitcom “One Day at a Time” when her father first had sex with her – the night before she married Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage in 1979.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” writes Phillips. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything, too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.

“My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.

“Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment I was in my body, in that horrible truth, and then I slid back into a blackout.”

Phillips also reveals in an interview on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” that it was her father who introduced her to drugs.

“My father shot me up for the first time,” she says in a promotional video for her appearance, which airs Wednesday. “I remember going into my room, I was crouched on the floor. . . . He put the needle in my arm and put the plunger in and he missed,” she said. “He missed the vein and my whole arm went numb.”

In 1980, Phillips’ drug addiction led to her being fired from “One Day at a Time.” She went to rehab with her father and toured with him as part of The New Mamas and the Papas. It was at that time, she writes, that her sexual relationship with him became consensual.

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“I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me,” she writes in her book. “One night Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’

“He was completely delusional. No, I thought, we’re going to hell for this.”

STORY SOURCE:  http://www.newsday.com

Cop quits after posing as twin for sex

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

ORANGE, Conn. — A Connecticut police officer has resigned after being accused of posing as his twin brother to have sex with a woman.

Jared Rohrig, 25, was charged last month with first- degree sexual assault and criminal impersonation after he allegedly restrained a woman and continued a sexual encounter against her will once she realized he was not his brother and tried to leave.

Original Story  www.denverpost.com

Kinky UK cop invites women for sex on police motorbike!

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

A cop in the UK is said to have invited women to have sex with him on his police motorbike.

Divorced James Appi, 43, posted pictures on a sleazy swingers’ website of himself astride his BMW, next to President Obama’s armoured limo, and also wrote that he fancied group romps and a “sexually adventurous” partner.

In his post, Appi, who is based at Chichester, West Sussex, wrote that his ideal locations for sex were “a remote wilderness spot, a swimming pool or hot tub, and on a police motorbike”.

But his suggestion of sex on his bike seems to have shocked a woman, who contacted him, as she reported him.

“Can’t get over the thought of ******* you over my bike,” the Sun quoted him as having written to the woman, adding about usage of sex toys too.

But Sussex Police could now sack Appi for appearing online in uniform to air his seedy fantasies, as one picture showed him standing outside 10 Downing Street in uniform.

“I was pretty stupid. But as far as I am concerned it was just a bit of fun,” he said.

Regarding sex on his police motorbike, he said it was just a fantasy, which has not gone through.

“I certainly haven’t done it,” he added.

Appi faces action for bringing the force into disrepute.

Original Story:  thaindian.com