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“Avatar” Sex Scene Script Posted Online

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

(CBS)  The version of “Avatar” currently in theaters runs two-and-a-half hours and boasts stunning visual effects. But people are also talking about something that’s missing from the feature film – a steamy sex scene involving the two main characters.

The unreleased scene, which centers around an intimate moment between Na’vi alien Neytiri (played by Zoe Saldana) and Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), is included in the full version of the screenplay, which was released by Fox and posted online at foxscreenings.com.

Read the full “Avatar” script

James Cameron, the film’s director, told Britain’s Daily Telegraph that the scene will be included on the DVD.

“We had it in [the movie] and we cut it out so that will be something for the special edition DVD – if you want to see how they have sex,” he said.

Last week, Saldana told a group of reporters that the steamy scene was difficult to shoot.

“It was a very funny scene to shoot because there were so many technical things that sometimes you have to keep in mind that paying attention to all those might disrupt the fluidity of how a scene is supposed to take place,” she said.

She also added that the scene was scrapped because the film was aimed at a family audience.

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Joanna Krupa’s Tickle Porn Video

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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Joanna Krupa loves a good laugh, which is important now that everyone will be laughing at her. Apparently she’s been whoring herself out for some disgusting, low budget exploitation flicks. But enough about Dancing with the Stars! She’s also done Tickle Porn!

Apparently, some guys get their kicks by watching two hot girls tickle each other, and Joanna needed money, so she was more than happy to oblige. I’m not going to say that I don’t enjoy two hotties having a tickle fight, but I’m not 13-years old anymore. These days it takes a lot more than that to get me going. Then again, most of my genitals were burned off in that bomb-making accident, so maybe that has something to do with it as well.

Here’s the tickle video. Thanks, Jonna Krupa.

SEE VIDEO AT SOURCE: http://www.celebjihad.com

Porn Stars Invade Apple’s App Store

Monday, September 28th, 2009

172498-iphone-porn-star-apps_originalUm, I’m not sure how to tell you this, but there’s a porn star in my pocket.

Okay — that might have come across the wrong way. Apple has just approved two “porn star apps” into its tightly controlled App Store, you see, and I downloaded them to my iPod Touch. Strictly, of course, in the name of research.

Porn Stars Meet App Store

The apps, developed by Grindhouse Mobile, focus on two porn professionals: Ms. Sunny Leone and Ms. Aria Giovanni. (If those names don’t ring a bell, don’t worry: That just means you don’t devote copious amounts of time to studying the prurient arts.) The programs are both now available as downloads for iPhone and iPod Touch users.

Baffled? Bewildered? Bedazzled? Be patient; I’ll explain.

The cause for confusion, in case you aren’t up on all things apps, is that Apple isn’t exactly known for letting risqué material into its App Store’s shelves. When the iPhone gods approved their first-ever pornographic app this past June — a sultry little program called “Hottest Girls” — the blogosphere uttered a collective gasp of shock. In that case, though, the app’s approval lasted only a matter of hours before Apple pulled the plug, saying the developer had skirted its censors by adding the adult-oriented content after the review had taken place.

Winning Apple’s Approval

So how could an actual porn star app — make that two of them — get past Apple’s heavily guarded gates? It’s simple: The apps may be about porn stars, but they aren’t actually pornographic. (I’ll pause for the group sigh of disappointment.) The programs are collections of PG to PG-13 photos, along with some limited videos and a porn star-penned blog. Yeah… not nearly as titillating as the company makes it sound.

To be fair, Grindhouse does say it tried to push the boundaries a bit more, but Apple wasn’t into it. Its first attempt at a porn star app was shot down for being overly explicit, the company says, so it toned things down to meet the App Store’s standards.

Hey, at least the trusty iPhone browser can still access any kind of material you might desire, X-rated or otherwise. That’s what I hear, anyway — I certainly wouldn’t have any firsthand knowledge of such matters.

STORY SOURCE: http://www.pcworld.com

FOXSexpert: The Real Reason Women Have Sex

Monday, September 21st, 2009

FOXSexpert: The Real Reason Women Have Sex
Monday, September 21, 2009

“Why Women Have Sex.”

Given the stereotype that women are never in the mood, it’s not surprising that this book title is grabbing people’s attention. Written by researchers Cindy Meston and David Buss, the work flushes out the results of a survey of 1,006 women.

And their findings are all over the board; the authors highlight 200 reasons.

RELATED: New Book Reveals the Real Reason Women Have Sex

So why do women have sex? The vast majority (84 percent) have sex to guarantee a quiet life or to persuade their men to do some housework. Some of the other reasons given in interviews include…

1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do.

2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine.

3. She’s trying to put an end to an argument.

4. She wants a better complexion.

5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.

6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”

7. She’s refining her sexual skills.

8. She feels sorry for the fellow.

9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.

10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later.

Ironically, romance and passion ranked low on females’ reasons for having sex. Instead, sex was viewed as being all about fun, with 60 percent of survey respondents admitting to regularly sleeping with a male friend who was not their boyfriend.

Attraction, too, apparently ranks low on a lady’s list. What’s interesting to note about this factor is that while most men find most women sexually attractive, researchers said that the gals don’t see the guys in quite the same way.

Women reported being attracted to men who were described as tall, having a deep voice, and smelling good. A male having a symmetrical body was also liked, indicating that he could give her strong children. Still, those men not living up to such visions can take comfort in her preference of men with lower levels of testosterone, since this suggests that he’s less likely to pursue others.

It’s important to take these findings with a grain of salt. The way that they’ve been presented largely reinforces the idea that women aren’t sexual by nature as much as capable of using sex as a bargaining tool. Writings cast women as using sex manipulatively or to put up with a partner and her relationship.

Then, muddling matters in terms of how to interpret results is the issue of women having sex versus wanting sex. These are two different factors in one’s sexual activity that aren’t being dealt with independently. Which reasons are ones where women desired sex or skin-on-skin contact? Which reasons felt instinctual?

The University of Texas study has also been criticized for focusing solely on university students at the UT Austin campus who were mostly young and white. We have to remember that these are the results of one group of women — they’re not representative of all women. Still, the book’s press release claims that the work is the “richest and deepest psychological understanding of female sexuality.”

Really?

Collectively, the reasons presented in this survey make all women look conniving, selfish, narcissistic, and shallow when it comes to sex. It paints us as using sex for bartering purposes or approaching it as a hobby or sport. And while that may be the case for these women to some degree, the original research and book actually misrepresent all women by claiming that these findings apply to all of us.

There are a lot more reasons why women are having sex — and they aren’t being captured in this book.

If you ask me, and lot of other women of all ages and backgrounds out there, the reason women have sex, they’ll tell you… They’re having sex to express affection, to get in tune with their sexual core and feel sexy, to make love, to feel close to another, to maintain a long-term relationship by keeping the passion alive, to relish a shared, special moment… and because they like sex when it feels good.

STORY SOURCE:  www.foxnews.com/

Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc. She is the author of several books including, “Touch Me There! A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots.”

Turned On, Tuned In: When Fetish Goes Mainstream

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

It’s that time of year again. We bid farewell to summer and endless days of string bikinis and turn to a more serious time. It’s time for school to start, time to check back in to our jobs, time to realize that our sex lives are totally boring, even though we’re maintaining our tans. You’ve been there. Lying in bed with your partner, staring at the ceiling more-obviously-than-normal. Instead of moans and “Oh, God!”s, you’re making mental grocery lists and trying not to fart. Sigh. Happy Labor Day.

Here’s a remedy: what better way to spend your day off than to talk about sick sexual shit? Just because your life must resume its wanker routine tomorrow doesn’t mean that your sex life must. Work out your kinks by introducing a few. And where there’s sex, there’s movies. While I’m skipping fringe porn and documentaries like Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist, I do urge you to check out a few of my more mainstream favorites, and learn a little bit about what turns me on:

Blue Velvet: This 1986 David Lynch movie starring Isabella Rossellini and Dennis Hopper is weird beyond weird, but I like it.

“There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. Sometimes it’s just necessary to take a risk.”

Fetishtastic Highlights: There’s one scene, and if you’ve seen the film, you know it. Breaking into her apartment because he’s curious about a found severed ear, the scene only starts with Isabella Rossellini forcing a young, nice-assed Kyle MacLachlan to undress at knifepoint. Then blowing him. (Mad props for the plaid boxers-black-socks combo, wardrobe department.)

Next comes Dennis Hopper’s greatest cinematic entrance: “Hello, baby.” “Shut up! It’s ‘Daddy,’ you shithead. Where’s my bourbon?” Follow that with violent hot-buse, male domination, whippits (no, really.), and general, glorious masochism. The movie gets weird from there. It’s been totally normal up until this point, obviously.

Other Noteworthy Moments: Dean Stockwell’s protrayal of the flamboyant (to say the least) Ben, and Frank (Hopper)’s line: “Heineken? F**k that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!” Hipsters everywhere, rejoice.

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The Notorious Bettie Page: Although this film is, in my view, barely okay, it does have its moments.

“Do you mind if I ask you a question, Bettie? What do you think Jesus would think about what you’re doing now?”

Fetishtastic Highlights: It’s a bipoic on Bettie Page. Bondage photo shoots. Great underwear. Bettie Page. Sinfully fun. (And guys, don’t worry. Girls love lingerie, bondage play, and pictures of themselves in it just as much as you do. Or, well, they should.)

Other Noteworthy Moments: Lili Taylor is a hoot and a half. Senate investigations. Great underclothes. Ball gags.

It’s downright impossible — to write about this movie, featuring the beautiful Gretchen Mol and the always kitschy Lili Taylor (a favorite of mine), without mentioning the cultural icon that is Ms. Bettie Page. Although it’s certainly en vogue in retro-loving circles these days to be a fan of Bettie’s, I’ve loved all things Bettie Page since long before puberty.

I don’t think Mol did the icon justice, though she may (and I emphasize may) have played the woman well. She does show us the sweet, unassuming side of Bettie Page, and she does get to wear the iconic outfits. I can’t help but notice, unfortunately, that I seem to be watching the sweet, unassuming side of Gretchen Mol dressed up in a Bettie Page wig and outfits. Still, this film makes my list — if only because I respect those who even attempted to make this movie.

FULL STORY: Filmschoolrejects.com

The Curious Association of The G-Spot and the Upper Palate

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

I often teach that to find where the G-spot is in a woman, and how it might feel, you can simply put your thumb in your mouth and feel the rougher, ridged area just beyond your teeth, on the top part of your mouth. Beyond that ridged area is the upper palate and halfway between the ridges and the upper palate is the area that is analogous to the G-spot. I find it fascinating that the interior of the mouth seems so close in structure to the yoni (vagina in Sanskrit) and the G-spot area.

The upper palate area is filled with nerve endings. Try putting your little vibrator up there sometime and see how it feels! It’s kind of intense. Obviously suckling and eating creates the evolutionary nerve aspects of the sensitivity of the mouth.

The erotic feeling of sucking, whether it be a lollipop, water bottle or beer or some aspect of the anatomy like a nipple, thumb or lingam (phallus in Sanskrit), was developed during infancy to not only create a sensory experience while eating but to provide intimacy training for the child and mother (or primary care giver). Both the mother and the child produce the ‘bonding’ neuro-hormone Oxytocin during nursing. The accompanying eye gazing that occurs between mother and child trains the baby to seek the intimacy of faces, and specifically the eyes, as it grows older. Interestingly, Oxytocin is also produced during orgasm.

The upper palate is also the area you place your tongue during advanced breath, energy and meditation work. The tip of the tongue points straight to the fontanel at the top of the head (the ’soft’ spot) and is reputed to open up the nadis or energy channels in the body. When a person has a Kundalini * energy experience there have been reports of an ambrosia like nectar of immortality — Amrita (Sanskrit) — that drips precious drops from the back of the throat. Experiencing female ejaculation, also called Amrita by many Western Tantricas, is associated with G-spot stimulation. It has been noticed by many Western practitioners that a marked difference in age appearance of skin quality and facial vibrancy is also associated with female ejaculation. Well, I’ll take any kind of Amrita I can get.

So, there seems to be the potential of a G-spot in the vagina and one in the mouth, too. During Tantric sex certain positions have the ability to facilitate the movement of energy upwards. If both the upper palate, with the tongue applying pressure, and the G-spot, with the lingam applying pressure, are activated during sex, an aligned channel is opened up to activate all of the body. This is a tool that can be used to align and open up the chakra channels for Kundalini energy to flow. This same effect can be discovered and utilized by connecting the tongue to the roof of the mouth, sitting in an up-right, meditative pose and doing PC muscle (Kegels) exercises while visualizing the energy movement. This is the simpler way to play with the effects of this practice before you take it into the sexual arena.

I discovered this dual connection between the mouth and the yoni quite a few years back and have never heard anyone else refer to it before. I love oral sex and had wondered why that might be so. Yes, I love to eat, so that is a part of it — OK, I’m oral! I have also noticed that during oral sex it’s the slow out-stroke that always gets me. It’s the same with intercourse. The long, slow out-stroke is the one that triggers orgasm for me. So what is it about these two very similar areas of the body? Why are they so similar in construction and what might that mean for our pleasure and our ability to build and expand erotic energy?

I would love to have feedback from anyone who has experienced orgasm through mouth contact or who recognizes the connection of both G-spot orgasms and erotic stimuli in the mouth, too. Oh, and could you please let me know what you think about these Sanskrit words like lingam and yoni (vagina is such a ‘hard’ sounding word) — do you like this or do they just get in the way?

* Various interpretations of the origin of the word Kundalini (Sanskrit) are Kunta, Cunta and Kun all of which mean female genitalia, Shakti (Shiva’s consort), queen and Mother Earth — a distinct later degradation being ‘cunt.’

Original Story:  huffingtonpost.com