That Jennifer Lopez honeymoon tape just went from Rated X to PG.

“There wasn’t anything close to sex in it,” Lopez’s attorney John Lavely tells PEOPLE. “We never alleged that. But it’s still private and personal to my client.”

A Los Angeles judge agreed Tuesday, upholding a ruling that Lopez’s ex, Ojani Noa, is forbidden from using 11-plus hours of home video – 20 percent of which allegedly features Lopez – for a mockumentary about his life as a Cuban immigrant, previously titled How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story.

“They’re trying to stop me from making my documentary and I’m fighting for my rights,” said Noa outside the courtroom. “They’re not being fair.” The aspiring actor and model denies he ever tried to peddle the footage as a sex tape.

The footage has scenes from the ex-couple’s marriage in Florida and honeymoon in Cuba, Noa’s film partner Claudia Vazquez tells PEOPLE, but the project was misrepresented by a tabloid as being sexual, she says. Vazquez adds the project’s title has since been changed to The Escape in reference to Noa having fled his home country.

STORY SOURCE: http://www.people.com

Hi, I made a sex tape! Eight, actually! And you can too! Praise the lord!

I’m just gonna say it outright, OK you guys? You ready? Here it is …

No candles.

I know, right? “But Carrie,” I hear you whine, “candles are so, like, totally awesome! How can I not use them in my not-at-all sexy Christian masturbation tape?” And I totally think so too!

But here’s the thing. You want your scene to look good for your massively sexually frustrated boyfriend, right? Well, candles just get in the way of the action, and unless you’re using an infrared camera, there’s simply no way candles — even, like, a million little votives from Wal-Mart that smell like vanilla pudding and hurt in a really yummy way when you drip them on your thigh and moan — will illuminate the important stuff, like your sequined heels, a John Mayer poster, or the giant stuffed Pooh bear propping up the wine coolers on the bedside table. Sorry!

Also, candles are way dangerous! One involuntary leg spasm and suddenly the pillow lace is on fire, and the little cherub painting hanging over your Hello Kitty sheets is burning like Larry King’s beady little eyes. Scary!

OK so, editing! You want to cut the fluff, right? I am, too! This is why editing is so important. Even your basic iPhone lets you trim out the awkward parts, like when you’re about to fake another orgasm and you let out a shriek that sounds like a chicken mating with a leaf blower, and suddenly the cat freaks out and claws at your implants, and before you know it there’s blood on your favorite US Weekly centerfold, totally blurring out Justin Timberlake’s abs. Fantasy ruined! Gosh I hate that! So edit carefully, K?

Speaking of sounds, here’s some advice I keep hearing over and over in a million different ways. Keep your mouth shut! Ha ha! Get it? I keep hearing that! Me! As if!

But it’s true! As much as I love rambling on about stuff I know nothing about and repeating quasi-religious, homophobic garbage that’s basically been fed to me by my male GOP handlers, even I know that, in a good sex tape, you keep the chatter to a minimum. After all, it’s a video, silly! That means pictures! Naked pictures! With moaning!

So, unless you’re screaming out the lord’s name in vain or begging your imaginary partner to perform some kinky French fetish thing on you with a ball-gag and 15 feet of garden hose, keep your sounds restricted to moans, gasps, sighs, cute little hiccups, dirty curse words and maybe the occasional, “Ooh baby, I know you like it when I use this vibrator on the Pooh bear like that, don’t you lover?” Like the saying goes, brevity is the soul of, uh, somethingorother. I know, right?

Let’s talk equipment. No, not those, silly! Although God knows those come in handy too! Ha ha! God bless silicone!

I mean video equipment. I say, why not skip the iPhone or lame P&S camera, and make a real investment in your trashy, Gawker-ready, 15-minutes-of-fame future by buying yourself a dedicated digital video camera and a little tripod. Add in about three free iMovie classes at the Apple store, and it’s whammo, here I come, reality TV show!

People always ask me, Carrie, when you make a sex tape, does it help to actually be a Christian? I mean, like, not a very good one, more like a pseudo-moralistic, fundamentalist homophobe ex-beauty queen with as many brain cells as you have limbs? Someone who wouldn’t understand true Christianity if Jesus himself came down and tickled your feet and called you Lilith?

My answer is always the same: Jesus was a foot fetishist? That is so awesome!

But to answer the other question: heck yes, it helps! I find that mock Christianity only cranks up the irony factor, the sexy hypocrisy of what you’re doing — and massive moralistic hypocrisy is a total turn on! Just ask all those Catholic priests! And Republican senators! And televangelists! And gay televangelists who have sex with Republican senator priests!

Here’s a very simple formula I learned back when I was knee-high to a tequila shooter: The more you profess your hollow, virginal Christian righteousness, the greater the melodrama and drooling media attention when your lame, cheeseball sex tape — or meth fetish, or gay lover — comes to light, and the more money you get for your book deal and/or reality show. It’s like magic, or something! OMG you guys, capitalism is so awesome!

(Note: This formula is also super extra effective if you wear, like, a tiny gold cross necklace in your videos? And as you dry hump the arm of the Levitz sofa, the cross bounces up and down and it makes it seem like Jesus is alive in your heart? Even though he’s totally not? It’s totally kinky!)

Have you thought about lighting? I like to think about lighting. I also like to think about Spaghetti-Os, giant pandas, things that sparkle, and whether or not it’s legal to keep a baby white tiger in my back yard, name it John Mayer and feed it Spaghetti-Os and hot dogs and my thong underwear as I cry uncontrollably. But never mind that now.

What was I saying? I forget. But seriously, someone really did ask me if it’s possible to make a genuinely hot, dirty sex tape and also be deeply spiritual, or if the two are, um, “mutually exclusive” or whatever. After he explained to me what that phrase meant, I said sure! I think! Wait, what again?

I once heard that it’s actually more than possible, it’s absolutely the best and healthiest way to be, to be super dialed in to the divine, and also explore your sexuality as intensely as you like. In fact, lots of mystical texts and teachers say the experience of the rapture itself is nearly identical to orgasm, and that ecstasy, lust, love, desire and divine consciousness are all interlinked at a very profound level, even interchangeable, all spinning around the same sacred source in dazzling swirls of unutterable bliss and orgasmic joy penetrating every breath and bone and cell of your body. Wow! Rapture on, Jesus!

Now, I have no idea what the hell I just said in that last paragraph, but it sure sounds neat, doesn’t it? Or wait, I mean, sinful and evil? I can’t quite tell the difference. Ha ha! That is so awesome! God bless ignorance! And my nipples! Happy sextaping, everyone! Get a tripod!

STORY SOURCE: http://www.sfgate.com

As the November cover girl for Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Bad Girl Issue”, Kim Kardashian dishes on who she really is – Including the Kim Kardashian behind the sex tape scandel.
When asked about her video rendezvous with R.Jay, Kim responded frankly saying the incident was hard but she found a way to flip it positive.
“I was devastated,” the E! reality TV star said.
“But when something negative happens, I pick myself up and move on, and I don’t make the same mistake twice.”
Trying to convert from the rep of a sex symbol to one of an entrepreneurial, anything-but-spoiled businesswoman, the 28-year-old Kardashian sis said she wishes people would stop thinking of her as a “spoiled rich girl”.
Giving herself a new image in business is her new mission since giving herself a new self-proclaimed middle name- Kim “Ambitious” Kardashian.
In fact, Kim is so focused on her work, she’s putting dating on the backburner.
“I’ve learned what I’d need to do to balance a career and family,” she told the mag.
Kim and her sister, newly married Khloe, just finished their QuickTrim diet.
The diet, in which the two girls serve as spokesperson, helped Khloe Kardashian drop 25 pounds before her wedding date with Lamar Odom.

STORY SOURCE: http://www.examiner.com

Not only do they have our very own PIXIE LOTT to feast their eyes on, but outrageous US chart-topper LADY GAGA also makes an appearance.

FHM … out now
FHM
The singer features in a sizzling shoot wearing a black PVC leotard with a huge bow on the front.

And we wouldn’t expect anything less from the star who has become synonymous with wearing scandalous outfits.

So much so that it wouldn’t surprise us if she hadn’t even changed her costume for the FHM shoot.

The magazine’s feature puts forward the cases for and against the star.

Loved and loathed in equal amounts by the general public, GaGa certainly divides the nation.

So, would you or wouldn’t you?

Original Story:  thesun.co.uk

Levi Johnston is being offered $25,000 to star in a one man porn. He mentioned that he would be willing to go naked if the price was right on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.” After revealing his is a straight up fame whore, a site has decided to pounce on the offer and make a deal to get Levi naked.
I received this press release with the several offers *Slightly NSFW*:
VEGAS PORN COMPANY OFFERS LEVI JOHNSTON $25,000 TO TAKE IT ALL OFF
American Politic’s First Baby Daddy Sought To Appear Naked In Solo Video
From LeviNaked.com
In an open letter to Levi Johnston, StraightCollegeMen.com has offered Bristol Palin’s baby
daddy $25,000 to complete a solo video for its website.
“I’ve always thought he’d make a good model for us. Decidedly straight and rugged, yet savvy
enough to know exactly what he’s doing,” says Justin Clouse, owner of Bait & Tackle®, a Las
Vegas based motion picture production company which runs StraightCollegeMen.com
amongst its sites.
“When I heard him say that he’d consider posing nude for enough money, I knew we had to
make a tangible offer. $25,000 is a lot of money for an hour of his time, but I’ve been wanting
to add a celebrity to StraightCollegeMen.com’s roster for a long time,” Clouse continued.
Indeed, upon watching Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and hearing
Johnston respond to a question about if he’d ever consider posing nude, the team at Bait &
Tackle immediately came up with a plan to take him up on the offer.
At LeviNaked.com, an open letter reads:
Levi,
Having seen your recent interview where you said you’d consider posing nude for the
right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to
participate in a solo jerk off video.
Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don’t know StraightCollegeMen.com and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we’ve been around for eight years. If you’ve been to Las Vegas lately, perhaps you’ve seen one of the eighteen billboards Bait & Tackle®, our parent company, has around town seeking models for a $500 audition.
We’re prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for a couple hours of your
time. We would obviously pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations on the
strip, and limo.
Please contact us at 702-987-*** to discuss things further.
Hope to hear from you soon and best of luck in your endeavors,
Justin Clouse
Owner
Bait & Tackle
http://www.straightcollegemen.com/
Wade Howard, Director of Model Recruitment at Bait & Tackle, said, “It’s an obvious fit. Our name’s Bait & Tackle and he’s a self-described red neck from Alaska. Now the only question is if he’s got the ammo to shoot off a few rounds.”
Bait & Tackle is eagerly awaiting to hear back on its offer.
Magazines are also after Levi Johnston to strip down. I don’t understand why, but some find it weird that I have a secret love for Tim Gunn and Anderson Cooper. He strikes me as male version of a Kardashian or Hilton and will do anything for press and cash. He recently took Kathy Griffin to the 2009 Teen Choice Awards as his date in what I am assume cost her a $10 and a bag of Doritos. (Click here for photos of Johnston and Griffin being gross at the 2009 TCA.)

Original Story:   theinsider.com

Whether it was a true sex tape or simply nudie-vision, Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane’s naked musings with wife Rebecca Gayheart and fallen beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche has inspired us. We can’t help but compare this little scandal to the recorded romps of yore.
True, false or falling flat, we haven’t forgotten some of the AVN Award-worthy performances or XXX-rated rumors at the expense of some of our favorite boldfaced names.
Here’s our Top 9 tales of the (sex) tape, with No. 10 open for you to decide.
(Worry not! You won’t find anything NSFW in here, nor in any of the stories linked throughout.)
1. Rob Lowe: Few fell lower than Lowe when a pair of his trio-trysts was leaked in 1988. The beloved Brat Packer hit hard times when he found out one of the ladies from his Democratic National Convention meetup was 16 years old. The other video was shot in Paris and became commercially available. He later entered rehab for alcohol and sex addiction.
2. Paris Hilton: Speaking of commercially available Paris films, the celebutante’s roll in the hay with Rick Salomon, which leaked to the World Wide Web in 2003, served as the starlet’s unadulterated coming-out party. If you’d never heard of the hotel heiress before that fateful Night, you certainly have since.
3. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee: When the recording of the rocky couple’s honeymoon happenings were stolen from their home and started making money on the Web and through video sales, the Baywatch babe and Mötley Crüe rocker began a years-long battle in court that ended in a $1.5 million reward. But this wasn’t Pam’s first time at the recorded rodeo—she also spent time in court over a sex tape with Poison’s Bret Michaels.
4. R. Kelly: The R&B star hit a new Lowe when a vile vid landed him in hot water—his costar was a 14-year-old! He was indicted on 21 counts of having sexual intercourse with a minor, but by the time the case was heard, he was acquitted of the much lighter charge of soliciting a minor for child pornography.
5. Colin Farrell: The Alexander star showed off his greatness for about 15 minutes with former girlfriend and Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain. The clip leaked on a website called DirtyColin.com but was blocked shortly thereafter. If you’re curious, we’re sure there are still images floating around the ‘net somewhere.
6. Dustin Diamond: Fans of Saved by the Bell screeched when they first heard about the Saturday morning icon going porno. Diamond famously claimed he didn’t condone the video’s release, but its backer, BetUS.com, mentioned being in talks with the actor’s reps just before finalizing plans to acquire and release the tape.
7. Verne Troyer: Admit it, you were a little grossed out last year when you heard about this one too.
8. Kim Kardashian and Ray J: This hot little number ended in a multimillion-dollar settlement and a curvy (albeit occasionally pervy) interest in one sexy, E! starring socialite. Ray J, however, has been left to look for a new costar on VH1. (Worth noting: Oops! Kim’s latest ex, Reggie Bush, is not that innocent when it comes to the sex tape. His former paramour, Carmen Ortega, claims to have filmed their friction.)
9. Kid Rock and Scott Stapp: The Creed and Cocky musicians may star in the same video, but they weren’t exactly rockin’ out together…unless you count hot, groupie hookups on their shared tour bus.
10. You tell us! There are so many to choose from. Should it be the courtesy-of-costars tales of Lauren Conrad showing her hills to Jason Wahler, or Gossip Girl Leighton Meester’s supposed foot fetish? Would Britney Spears with Kevin Federline or photographer Adnan Ghalib cure your itch, or does a little old-skool Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey action sound more titillating? Would you rather watch Real Housewife Danielle Staub or TV wife Roseanne Barr? Let’s also not forget Fred Durst’s nookie, Kelsey Grammer’s toast, Jimi Hendrix’s supposed night with diamonds and Gene Simmons’ kiss-and-tell. Or, at the end of this long list, does the latest Anatomy lesson actually make the grade?
Go ahead, make the call in the comments!

Original Story:   eonline.com