Exclusive Q & A with Director Will Ryder-

Why did you decide to change the name NOW of your award winning Flight Attendants to Not Airplane XXX? It’s already out on the market and well known?
This movie really is more like a spoof of the famous Zucker Brothers movie Airplane and that is really what I wanted to call it from the beginning but I got out voted by my business partner and our broadcast agent.  Not Airplane XXX is a very funny name and the retailers around the country were asking us why we didn’t follow in the great tradition of Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX and our other blockbusters and call it Not Airplane XXX.

Why did you redo the boxcover?
Because the movie won the 2010 AVN Award for Best Comedy, it makes slapping a new title on it that much more difficult but we want to reach the biggest audience possible in order to please the retailers, so we’re going to repackage with a brand new art design and box.  It will be the same wonderfully funny movie with the amazing all-star cast of superstars but the cover will be more exciting plus I know that YOU didn’t like the Flight Attendants box cover so we’re actually changing it for you.  Yeah, that’s what I meant to say earlier.  The actual movie is going to be called Not Airplane XXX and then Flight Attendants as like the secondary title.  The sequel might be called Not Airplane XXX: the Terrorists or something like that.  You get the picture because this will be an ongoing series of feature movies.

What is your favorite thing about this whole movie?
That we got to shoot much of it on a real Hollywood production set.  I really love the fact that it was beautifully made.  It is by far our best production from a technical standpoint and our biggest cast.  It really looks like a major movie so I love that fact but anytime I can combine sex with laughter I get a massive boner.  Well, not massive but I get a boner and this movie is funny as hell plus it has some of the hottest sex we’ve ever shot.

What is your favorite line in the movie?
Wow that is almost impossible to answer because there are so many great classic lines but one that really stands out is when the gay flight attendant played wonderfully by James Bartholet catches a young girl in row 16 jerking off her boyfriend who by the way only has one testicle, he hands them an airsickness bag and says “now when he’s ready to bust a nut and I do mean A nut, please make him cum in this air sickness bag because we want to keep the skies friendly and clean.  Thanks for flying Global.”

Will Ryder and X-Play movies at www.sitcums.com
By Cindi Loftus   Pictures courtesy of X-Play

Flight Attendants aka Not Airplane XXX

Starring Kayden Kross, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Shyla Stylez, Eva Angelina , Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Chasity Lynn, Evan Stone, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence , Randy Spears, Dino Bravo, Thomas Ward, Barry Scott, Brad Hardy, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Scott Lyons,  Rick Garcia, Farrah Foxx

Will Ryder, the king of all Parodies puts out his best one yet,  containing as many laughs as Airplane plus lots of good sex, Not Airplane XXX, is deservedly an award winner.
Seems after the flyers aboard Global Air’s flight 628 become alligator appetizers in a crash, their passengers have dwindled to few and far between. The Flight Attendants dowdy uniforms don’t help attract business, and they hate the teasing from their biggest rivals Transcon Air, where Sunny Lane and Eva Angelina can just be snotty little BRATS about it.
So the whole objective of the film is to get more travelers flying on Global before they go out of business. Because this is a Will Ryder film this happens with lots of comedy and hot sex going on throughout the movie. Truthfully skilled at picking only the cream of the crop Will Ryder’s cast is not only the HOTtest people in porn, but they ALL can act!
James Bartholet, a flight attendant, plays a gay guy very well, unbelievably well, or should I say too believably well! Also watch for  my friend/Photographer & now non-sex  performer Rick Garcia. He looks good half-naked, belly bouncing and dancing around in the plane. Pilot James Lawrence calls a meeting in the boardroom to think of ways to improve Global’s image. But he starts thinking, and the air gets foggy and in his day dreamy state he takes all the girls measurements for the girl’s new sexy uniforms. Of course this entails them all getting naked and touching each other… That’s just a tease. The first sex scene in the film doesn’t take place until we are twenty minutes in! But we do get nine sex scenes so they are worth waiting for.
Misty Stone as a ghetto mom of 5 with her Ebonics accent proves once again why she deserved the noms for best actress. (and she looks gorgeous with a nappy head and no makeup) Misty is one of two (the other being the only surviver, a burn victim, from the plane crash) who are chosen to be new flight attendants to help improve Global’s image. When the burn victim’s bandages are removed we find Kayden Kross who plays the over the top beauty queen role perfectly.
This film goes so non PC you will laugh your ass off, but it doesn’t cross the line into rude, well maybe just a little bit.
Teagan Presley can get her pussy eaten ( by Lexi Love) , carry on a phone conversation, watch TV and moan and groan all at the same time, she is the ultimate multitasker ( Must be lessons from her real life fiance’ Josh? )
The infamous Shameless Plug that was practically invented by Will Ryder takes place several times in the movie, most noticeably when Kayden says she recognizes Hillary from that movie Not the Brady’s XXX. Hillary holds up the boxcover and says, “No, it wasn’t me, it was that girl Teagan Presley.”  Well played Will, you my friend are the best publicity whore in the biz.
BTS is hours long, and worth watching. This movie gives you way more than your $30 worth. And it definitely works for couples viewing. 9.5 out of 10

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The Divorcee
For these MILFS marriage isn’t forever
Smash Pictures
Directed by Kevin Moore

Starring-Phoenix Marie, Monique Fuentes, Raylene, Avy Scott, Diamond Foxx, Toni Ribas, Ron Jeremy, James Deen, Prince Yahshua, Mark Wood

Cool menu that lets you watch the whole movie with the story line, or you can watch just the sex scenes. Of course I want to see the whole movie. Ron Jeremy plays the Judge! Basically this is Divorce Court on Viagra!

We start with Diamond as the divorcee & Mark Wood as the attorney, their short dialog is obviously ad-libbed because it’s lame, but the sex is good. She does every position and does everything Mark wants, because she wants him to get her everything she wants from her soon to be ex-husband.
Now we are off to court with Ron Jeremy in charge, and Phoenix as the court reporter. Toni & Monique give their arguments in broken English and then Ron sees Monique in his chambers. All of Monique! I’ll leave the details for you to watch. But Ron still knows how to get it on, and stays in character the whole time. And just guess who wins the “judge”ment?

Phoenix feels bad for Toni and gives him a sympathy fuck, lucky guy! These two look good together and do some crazy shit! Dirty talk about fantasies and pizza and fucking her asshole. We’ve got GAPE. Also outrageous fucking positions. One where Phoenix has both of her legs BEHIND her head! Talk about flexible… This scene is for sure award nomination worthy, and the hottest coupling in the movie.

Avy Scott gets her way, by having her way with the Bailiff Prince in the jail cell. Avy comes up with some funny dialog. Seems Avy has been married to an asian guy for a while, but what she really wants is some big black monster cock! Prince has no problem giving it all to her! Avy cums for real, and it will definitely make you cum watching her.

Raylene and James show up in Ron’s court to talk about parting ways, they HATE each other! But you know you can only hate the one you love… And love works in mysterious ways especially when it happens in front of a room full of spectators. R & J are good at ad-libbing and good at fucking and they do it all for the audience in the courtroom.

Good story wrap around, with the ad-libs working most of the time. Good sex in all the scenes. Great sex in a couple scenes. Fantastic sex in one. Prenom Phoenix Marie & Toni Ribas for best couples sex scene.

Extras- BTS. Gallery. Bloopers are worth watching.

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New Sensations -www.newsensations.com

Starring: Julian, Erik Everhard, Jada Fire, Kat, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Avena Lee, Dana Vespoli, Leah Luv, Boz, Ciera Sage, Vanessa Lane, James Deen, Alicia Alighatti, Shane Diesel, Honey DeJour, Alyssa Jordan, Rachel Solari, Leenuh Rae, Amai Liu

Brace yourself! You’re about to have a one-of-a-kind encounter with some really cute girls… that wear braces. We don’t know what it is, but there’s just something so unusually cute and sexy about them. So you better be ready, because Kat, Avena Lee, Leah Luv, Vanessa Lane, Alicia Alighatti, and all the other horny metal mouths will have you wired in no time. So many hours with so many scenes, I can only describe a few of my favorites. First is cover girl Kat, she is my all time favorite “young” porn slut, I always feel dirty just watching her squirt, or take a cock up her ass, but seeing her paired up with Mark Ashley puts my mind at ease, knowing she can’t be that young after all. On disk two, Leah Luv, my second favorite “Young” Porn slut takes on the mighty members of Ben English and James Deen in a great three-way fuck fest. And lastly Vanessa Lane gets an ass full of Mr. Pete’s cock in a scene from “Assholes 3”.

This is a 2-disc compilation set that you will never forget. Very Highly reccomended.

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Tom Byron Pictures -evolutiondist.com

Starring: Tara Lynn Foxx, Dana DeArmond, Janet Alfonso, Jennifer Dark, Hillary Scott

Watch in awe as five beautiful butt sluts bow down to his Hien-ass, Lord Tom Byron. For over twenty years Tommy’s been tapping ass, and it’s no wonder this series is on it’s 14th chapter. This one has an all star ass cast with anal legends Hillary Scott and Jennifer Dark.

This backdoor delight starts with Tara Lynn Foxx, a busty blonde who can’t get enough cock. first she slobs on Tom’s knob POV style before he bends her over and pumps her in the rump. Next up is Dana DeArmond, the foxy little butt fucker with a sweet tattoo above her twat. Dana now has braces which adds a little naughtiness to the scene. Janet Alfonso looks so hot in her white lingerie, like a bride waiting for her wedding night fuck. Tom tears her tushy every which way and loose. The last two scenes are the ones you’ve been waiting for, Jennifer Dark who has a gape so big it echoes. This bitch can take it all and then some, rocking Tom’s cock til it explodes. Hillary Scott brings up the rear, just the way I like it from this anal super starlet. She takes it simultainiously from ass to cunt until Tom’s load is shot all over her face.

Once again, Tom pops out another M-Assterpiece

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Outboard Video -www.soccermomscore.com

Starring: Nicole Ray, Tayler Rae, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shine, Kali Lane, Brittney Amber, Amal Liv, Emma Heart, Ami Sordan, Sisi Sinz

Outboard Video and Scott Hancock bring us the best in POV teen blowjobs. Ten throat fucking scenes with girls eighteen or nineteen years of age. We start with Sisi Sinz, a young slut who can’t draw a picture of a cock, but she sure can swallow one, next Kali Lane, is a nineteen year-old blonde who makes her money where her mouth is. Amal Liv is a little hottie who probably weighs eighty pounds soaking wet, or eighty one covered in cum. Brittney Amber has hypnotic eyes watching the camera as she plays the bone-a-fone. Sara Shine gives the cock a spit shine to perfection. Chastity Lynn licks and loves a nice hard love hammer. Ami Jordan is a young big titty blonde who can stroke a load out of twenty feet of garden hose. Taylor Mae may base her young career on cock sucking. Emma is all Heart when she swallows a cock which she can barely fit her hand around. In the final scene, cover girl Nicole Ray sucks her cock sixty-nine style to give a little variety in this gonzo.

I’m not one for “blowjob only” films, but the POV style of cinematography makes you feel like the girl is on her knees right in front of you. So this is a must for oral teen loving pervs, but if you seek penetration, you need to go elsewhere.

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Legal Pink / Metro. – metrocontent.com

Starring: Michelle, Leslie Taylor, Diether Von Stein, Amy, Layla, Anita, Steffi, Amely, Stela, Angelline, Zenza Raggi, Bruno Sx

Legal pink brings us the second edition of eight Euro teens who love to suck lollipops, and move on to hard cocks for more sweet sucking and fucking action.

Very much like the first one, only this time with all new fresh faces filling their mouths with pops. Each scene starts with a sexy young teen teasing the camera, touching, and themselves the whole time licking a lollipop. After about a minuet of masturbation, a porn stud comes in to finish the job. the girls can’t decide which to lick first, their hard candy, or the long hard shaft of the guy who’s about to tear their pussy open like a wet meat curtain. It doesn’t matter, as long as they have something in their mouth through the entire scene they’ll be happy. All of the girls are exactly what you expect from Legal Pink. Young, hot, and nasty. All of the sex in this one is vaginal, but still entertaining even for an anal freak like myself. The eight scenes are well over two hours, which is plenty of porn for the dollar, so check it out.

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If you like the SyFy’s Ghost Hunters, you’ll love Hustler’s This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX!

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This parody DVD stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Victoria White, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.
Directed by S. Wayne (aka Slain Wayne)

Review By Cindi Loftus

This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX follows the P.A.P.S. team—the Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society—as they help their sexy clientele deal with some very horny ghosts.
Anthony Rosano is the lead investigator, but he needs help so he hires the hot Krissy Lynn off Craig’s list to assist him. And ASS-ist him she does.
First case- Prostitute Mary Jones committed suicide when her boyfriend found out what she did for a living. Now the house is haunted! We see DEAD People, oh wait, wrong program. Cool camera work with the black/white/green (night vision) that resembles the shots on the real Ghost Hunter show. POV screaming and red eyed face shots look like Blair Witch Project.
The prostitute ghost, horn ho that she is, wants to watch the team fuck. Don’t we all? Anthony & Krissy give us a long hard hot sex scene that’s out of this world! (come on, I couldn’t resist)
Mr. Pete & Victoria White give us the best supernatural scene when they scare the ghost away with some anal fucky sucky. This is Victoria’s FIRST anal scene. Here’s the set up-
“A frightened Victoria calls on the PAPS team to eliminate a very unwanted spirit from her home. Scared that she might be harmed, and hoping to appease the specter in question, Victoria fucks Mr. Pete, our fearless spirit-chaser, until the ghost is satisfied. She sucks his cock until the ghost instructs her to ride him. Still not enough for this horny haunter, it demands Victoria take the huge dick into her ass. Victoria works Mr. Pete until he explodes over her face.” Very nice scene.
Kinda corny slash reality TV slash good sex. Goofy & fun. Worth the watch. Check out the BTS also, good stuff. Give P.A.P.S a try. I give it a blue ribbon. And 7 1/2 out of 10 stars.

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Wicked’s 2040

Review by Cindi Loftus

Directed by Brad Armstrong
Starring Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikalya Mendez, Alexis Texas, Tory Lane, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Janet Mason, Randy Spears, Marcus London, Rocco Reed, TJ Cummings, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Erik Masterson, Tommy Gunn , Mick Blue, Jerry , Bill Bailey.
A pandemic of disease changed the world in 2040. Humans rarely had sex with each other. Instead they masturbated to underground porn that was filmed in secret locations, because this X-rated fucking involved a male human and a anatomically correct female robot.
As Randy Spears boffs the Alexis Texas doll he blows out her circuits and he has to finish the scene without her moving. So he fucks her like a blow up doll and cums in her mouth.
A replacment doll is needed and Marcus London is the mad scientist that has created his own version of the perfect girl, an android called Mira, that looks just like Alektra Blue. She sweats, she gets wet and her ass turns red when you spank her!  Randy Spears gives Mira a test drive and she passes! Everybody wants to know more about her, especially Real Doll Industries, the competition… Seems Marcus used to work for them and part of his technology belongs to them…
Kaylani comes in to “handle” the situation” of corporate theft, she says she’ll do it as nicely as possible,  but she doesn’t. She trashes the lab, and the people in it….
I’m not giving away any more of the plot, because this futuristic flick is definitely worth watching.
Great story line, good acting, nice sets and props, hot sex, just about anything you could want in a porn movie, and then there are two more DVDs  of special features including BTS, Bloopers, 4 bonus sex scenes, extended sex scenes, galleries and more! Wicked makes sure you get your money’s worth with this one.
I gotta say there should be a word for an extremely hot older male porn star, sorta like women are called MILFs. So I made one up-
FOAM (Fuckable Older Attractive Man/men) because Randy Spears and Marcus London certainly quailfy!
What a top dollar, A-list , incredible cast. Really high scoring movie- 8.5 out of 10. Condoms are used through out and are hardly noticable, didn’t make any difference to the hotness of the movie. One Con-Movie loses a 1/2 point for the extremely annoying tech music throughout. So irrritating I turned the sound off.

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Reviewed by Cindi Loftus

Deviance from Skinworxxx
Where Filth Meets Gloss
Directed by Joshua

Starring: Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, Shawna Lenee

Sick of  Fluff? Lame Story lines? Bad Acting and Dull Dialog?

Looking for a movie packed with the most beautiful girls? Nasty Sex? Super XXX Hardcore? I have your answer. Six Scenes. Three hours long. Just find yourself some Deviance!

After Eva Angelina’s break to have a baby she cums back to the industry in perfect shape, with more lust for cock and pussy than she had before. She wants sex. She wants it bad. And she wants it to be the dirtiest, nastiest and most insane sex she can find!

Eva gives me a smirk and says “I hadn’t fucked on camera in almost 18 months. I had that shit pent up. If Joshua and B.Skow had allowed me to do all six scenes, I would have. I couldn’t be more proud of the end result. It is a filthy movie that remains beautiful.”

I certainly agree with Eva. The movie takes place in various parts of a gritty warehouse. Starting off doing some  tease and masturbation in black leather boots and red fishnet top, Eva gets herself and us worked up. It’s not long before she has a big black cock belonging to Mr Marcus to suck and fuck. Eva eats it up; the cock, the scene and Mr Marcus! It’s an amazing, slutty, interracial display that soon turns anal. It’s also amazing that she can fit that huge dick into those tiny holes!

Adorable Lexi Belle teases us  with a strip tease and a pink dildo stuck in her hairy pussy until we can’t take it and then she takes on Eva and Tommy Gunn in a lusty three-way train. Sharing is caring and there is a lot of sharing with Tommy’s dick. The girls are positioned next to and then on top of each other where he can  alternate strokes in their pussies. Very creative, and hot!

Eva lathers up in the dingy bathroom and shaves her soapy pussy for us before she takes on Ben English & Marco Banderas. Ben treats her rough with some tit slaps and cock gagging. Ben & Marco’s banter with Eva makes the scene even hotter. When they go for the DP Eva yells “That’s so fucking good!”  Flawless camera work throughout  the whole movie but especially in this scene where you can see her double drilled. Marco shoots on her ass and then Marco and Ben both cum on her face.

The final scene is worth waiting for. Four of the top stars in the industry, Eva Angelina & Alexis Texas, Teagan Presley & Sunny Leone, all wearing black pleather, pair off  in a make-out  and tease session, then show off their sensuous dancing. All four are looking the most beautiful I have ever seen them. On a big white bed various couplings “arise” and they take turns ravishing one another.  I seriously doubt that any red blooded male can make it through this scene with cock in hand and not need a wipe up afterward.

I  watched the movie for the second time with my critical eye, trying to find things WRONG with the film,  and truthfully there was nothing wrong worth mentioning. With a film this good, it’s really hard to remember that Deviance is only Skinworxx second movie. This flick is better then 95% of the “all sex” movies I have ever seen.

Teagan tells me, “We set out to make the very best movie we could.  We didn’t want this one to be just a little better then Sun Goddess. We wanted it to blow S.G. away!  Eva is my best friend, and even though we are totally opposite people, I knew Deviance would be something special because of our chemistry together.”

Deviance IS something special. As a matter of fact, it’s almost perfect! There is one thing I think is missing and that is an air tight scene with Eva.  I would have also liked the DVD to have more BTS and include the original teaser with Teagan & Eva as a bonus scene, but there just wasn’t room. Director Joshua being the technophile he is, wanted something more cutting edge for Deviance. Josh explains-”We have put a full resolution digital copy of the movie on the DVD so you can copy it into iTunes and that will allow you to watch Deviance on your iPod or iPhone.”

Being able to watch this movie on your mini I tech device (and listen with ear buds)  is such a cool thing. Just imagine what a turn on it would be to get away with that right out in public, and no one around you would ever know.  That’s just down right naughty, in a good way! Although I don’t have an Ipod, nor Iphone I will be adding them to my Christmas list.

There are too many things I like about this movie to list them all but there is such overall attention to detail that I have to mention a few; perfect location,  sizzling cast,  erotic wardrobe, attractive make-up, an eye-catching alluring boxcover,  and a 1st cameraman who really knows how to shoot. (He got all the action, and tight close ups,  without grossing me out and that’s hard to do.)

New Director Joshua is a perfectionist and it shows. Joshua tells me “I listened to all my critics of Sun Goddess, especially you (Cindi) and Don Houston, and I took every criticism there was of the first movie and I tried to not only correct them, but improve upon them. I didn’t set out to be a middle-of-the-road adult director, nor did I start skinworXXX to have it be a low-rent studio. Everything I do I set out to do my best and more importantly to be the best. Number two has no glory in my book. Plus number two smells like shit.” (Josh is a comedian, and his jokes always have to do with bodily functions…hmmm)

Anyway, I give Deviance 9 out of 10. Highest score I have ever given an all sex release. This one is going into my personal collection.

Pre-noms- Best All Sex movie, Best Comeback-Eva, Best Three Way-Eva, Marco, Ben, Best Gonzo Director- Joshua, Best All Girl scene, Best Deep Throat-Eva, Superslut-Eva, Best Overall Marketing- Individual Project, Best Interracial- Mr Marcus & Eva, Best Videography-B Skow.

XXX Back-2-Back      Hustler -www.hustlervideo.com
Starring: John West, Jada Fire, T.J. Cummings, Sascha, Talon, Dylan Ryder, Whitney Stevens, Abbey Brooks, Rachel Solari, Violet Adamson
  Hustler, the foremost leading authority on juggs, brings us five top heavy vignettes starring familiar faces engaged in sexual misconduct.
 We start with Jada Fire, My favorite big, black, boobie bitch, working for the TSA. As she inspected Talon for suspected weapons in a back room, her metal detector kept buzzing so she had him remove his garb, until she finally got him naked. Then of course they fucked. Next, Abbey Brooks and Dylan Ryder looked for enemy activity while on guard outside wearing hooker versions of military outfits in “Army Girls” We soon find out eating pussy is our last line of defense. Whitney Stevens, the curvy brunette spotted on the front cover was next in scene three entitled “Fire Fire” . She chastised hotdog cooking TJ Cummings and used a hose to spray him down on her first day, thinking she was saving the day when she was merely fucking up his dinner. To get even TJ fucks her up the hard way. Rachel Solari, a curvy bleach blond personal trainer, and muscular John West were in the home gym, her tits distracting him from a proper workout. so they end up orally working out each other. In the final scene, Violet Addamson, an older MILF playing a school teacher had to teach Sascha how to properly learn english by fucking and sucking.