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BIG BANG THEORY A XXX PARODY
NEW SENSATIONS

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Ashynn Brooke, Brianna Blair, Beverly HIlls, Halie James, Kristina Rose, Charely Chase, Joey Brass, Gabriel Calessandro, Rocco Reed, Vin Vericose

Review by Cindi Loftus
Pictures courtesy of New Sensations

The Big Bang Theory is one of my favorite programs on television. As a matter of fact it is the only situation comedy that I watch. So when New Sensations decided to do a porn parody of it, I knew I had to see it. As soon as shooting was announced, I ordered my reviewer’s copy.

Of course just to start with the name “Big Bang” is a fantastic name for an adult movie. The premise of the TV show is that four geeky geniuses spend their time wishing they had girlfriends, while beautiful waitress Penny lives across the hall. This even SOUNDS like a porn movie.

The flick opens with a long, slow bang starring Princess Leia. But this Star Wars braid wrapped beauty is only available because it ’s all a dream….

The poor undersexed boys decide to make a run to the comic book store to pick up tickets to Comic-con. Penny (Ashlynn Brooke) invites over a few girlfriends for an hot enthusiastic girl/girl/girl. It’s the best sex scene in the movie. Ashlynn, Kristina Rose and Halie James use mouths , hands & toys to enjoy their lesbian lickfest, and I enjoyed watching them enjoy it. Luckily the boys don’t totally miss out because Howard has installed a camera in Penny’s apartment, so they get to watch the action too!

The boys’ luck isn’t so good with the ladies, so they figure out a mathematical formula that will help them achieve success. Before you know it they are all getting laid! The best scene of the bunch is Vin Vericose & Charley who give us a very big bang. Athletic positions include some nice pile driver action in this boffing bonanza.

In three of the five scenes, the director leaned more toward sensual, soft, slow sex. I liked the other two more hardcore action-filled fucks better. Those are the ones I mentioned above.

Extras: Bloopers, BTS, interviews

Overall: Nice job by the cast, director, writer and set designer. Funny lines & nice long sex scenes whether you like vanilla or rocky road, because this movie has both.

Seven out of Ten

XXXX  Back-2-Back
Blacks On Blondes – www.blacksonblondes.com
Staring: Teri Weigel, Lisa Demarco, Joclyn Stone, Jordan Blue,
Chenin Blanc, Jami Kenney
 Here’s the second episode from Blacks On Blondes, which force poor
white boys into watching their mommys get boned by big black cock.
 Four out of the six scenes revolve around Shorty Mac dealing
drugs and Moms way of schooling her son.
We start with Joclyn Stone, who catches her son dealing drugs with
Shorty. The only way to get shorty out of her son’s life is to
 fuck him in front of her kid. Next, Lisa Demarco catches her son
Buying drugs from Shorty, and is forced into the same situation as
Joclyn. Next, Jordan Blue’s son owes five thousand dollars in debt
from gambling, and three big black guys are there to collect. In
 order to teach her son a lesson, she makes him watch her get gang
banged by all three to pay off his debt. In scene four, Chenin Blanc
is an over protective mother who wants Shorty to stop scaring her
son. It’s not long before she finds out how scarey his huge cock is.
Chenin’s a trooper, and takes it like a pro. Jami Kenney is another
Mom faced with the drug thing, so just like the first two scenes she
fucks Shorty three ways from Sunday. I have to say, she is so hot
for that thick black dick, I lost count how many times she squirted
while her slit was slammed. The final scene features adult legend,
Teri Weigel in a gang bang with three big black bones. I guess the
moral of this film should be: “Just Say Ho!”, but for interracial
MILF lovers you can’t beat it.

XXX  Feature Story
Wicked Pictures – www.wickedpictures.com
Staring: Jessica Drake, Kirsten Price, Ryder Skye, Krissy Lynn,
 Stephanie Swift, Brad Armstrong, Eric Masterson, Rocco Reed,
Sasha. Non-sex roles: Shelby Stevens, Barrett Blade, Jay Jordan,
 Mark Nicholson, Alec Kehei
 Here’s the plot: Jessica plays a woman who gets dumped by her boy-
friend, played by Brad Armstrong.She then gets arrested for spying
on him. While in jail, she is locked up with Kirsten Price and
several other inmates who inspire her, upon her release to open
an agency that deals with scornful women who want revenge on their
 cheating men. The sex starts with Jessica and Brad, getting it on
in a motel room.Great oral, and straight sex, with a little bit of
 anal to round things off. Next, After Kisten Price leaves, Rocco
Reed brings out Ryder Skye into the kitchen for a quick fuck. No
wonder Kristin was so pissed in the jail cell. Then in Scene Three,
 Eric Masterson gets the best of his secretary Kissy Lynn. If she
were my secretary I’d do the same. Stephanie Swift takes Sasha to
her place after him and another guy are fighting over her. The
two kiss, then the oral action starts. Once the foreplay has
erupted into full blown sex, Sasha fucks her doggy style and cums
on her mouth. In the final scene Jessica comforts Kristen with
some girl /girl loving, touching, squeezing. the only way two
women can. After their session, I don’t believe Kristen will be
thinking about her man ever again.
 Once again, Wicked gives us a good watchable “Date” porn with an
 easy to follow story, and red hot sex. In this case, the story
 was a little weak, but the sex was not.

XXXX  Back-2-Back / Gonzo
Elegant Angel – www.elegantangel.com
Staring: Alexis Texas, Eva Angelina, Michael Stefano, Rachel
Starr, Manuel Ferrara, Isis Love, Charley Chase, Jon Jon, Nikki
Sexx, Mick Blue, Bobbi Starr, Chayse Evans
 Elegant Angel brings us this suds filled gonzo which showcases
hot dirty girls washing dirty cars. Sure to make your motor run.
What better way to start our engines by having the opening scene
 feature the cover girls Alexis Texas and Eva Angelina. The two
hotties soap each other up while washing a yellow sports car. In
the process they manage to strip off their bikinis in preperation
for Michael Stefano’s cock. He took turns screwing both of them
in various positions, then joined Alexis to work Eva to orgasm.
Next, Rachael Starr is very busy with a lot of cars to finish,
starts to fantasize about getting swept away from work and fucked
for the rest of the day. Isis Love and Charley Chase were up next
in the form of a suggestive commercial that turned on Jon Jon,
knowing well what the girls were really offering. Once again,
cleaning the car, and ending up naked, things turn to the sofa
for some great three-way interacial fucking. Scene four, features
Nikki Sexx, in a black bikini, and a red sports car. In true gonzo
fasion, Mick Blue brings her into the house to fuck her pussy to
a wet squirting orgasm. In the final scene, Bobbi Starr and Chayse
 Evans wash a truck used for mudding. Before you know it their
shorts are off revealing their bikinis. This time, Manuel Ferrara
bringing them into the house for a menage’-a-twa, but first the girls
engage in a competition to see who could blow him the best. After
which the pussy pounding, and ass blasting took place. He fucked
both girls in all three holes ending a fantastic fuck flick.

XXXX  Feature Story
Bluebird Films / Private – www.bluebirdfilms.com – private.com
Staring: Steve Hopper, dirty Dog, Eva Angelina, Alexis Silver,
Michelle Thorne, Carmel Moore, Jay Jay, Savannah Gold, Keiran
Lee,Peter Lee, Carolina De Lys, Cindy Behr, Valerie Pearl, Jodie
James
  This movie is actually the second part of a five DVD anthology
 titled Murder Mystery Weekend. The plot is; A group of people
gathered at a mansion for the weekend. They are suppose to play
a game of whodunit with the participants being the guests and crew.
 However, things change when people actually get murdered. It goes
without saying, it’s best to have seen part one if you’re inter-
ested in the storyline. If you’re just interested in the sex, this
is what you get in episode two: Detective Cindy Behr interrigates
the maid played by Savannah Gold. When a bannana is intriduced to
the scene, the interrigation turns into a lesbian lick fest.
Next, Steve Hooper arrives at the mansion, and Valerie Pearl hops
on his pop sucking him dry, leaving her with some creamy goodness
on her face. Then, Jodie James brings Michelle Thorne and Jay Jay
 back to the living world from the undead by stimulating their
tender spots with her life giving pussy. Following, Eva Angelina
and the Shadow get it on in the dark. Next, another luscious
lesbian scene occurs with Jodie James and Natalia Faith. cumplete
with toys, tongues, and twats. Next, Savannah Gold is back, this
time fooling around with the Shadow in the kitchen. The final
scene is an all out orgy with the lovely Carmel Moore, Caroline
De Lys, Alexis Silver, and Jodie James, sucking and fucking with
Kieran Lee, Dirty Dog, and Peter Lee whos pop shots are spread out
among the women. I’m actually intrigued with the story, so I can’t
 wait for the last three.

XXXX  Gonzo / Back-2-Back
Legal Pink – www.metrocontent.com
Staring:  Anita, Adriana, Francesca, Alex, Tanya, Leslie Taylor
, Julie, Susanna, Bruno SX, Diether Von Stein, Diana Gold,
Matt Bird, Sabrina Sweet, Ronny Rosetti
 Once again Legal Pink cums through with an all new cast of Eight
fresh fuckable teens, direct from Europe in eight hardcore scenes.
 This series jumps right into the action, starting with Sabrina
Sweet & Alex having sex by the poolside. Next, Diana Gold & Ronny
Rosetti sucking, and fucking in the living room. Nice Vag, and
anal in this scene. Following, we have Anita & Ram, who goes
straight for her ass hole, spreading it so wide you can hear the
 echo. From her ass to her mouth, he does’nt even bother to fuck
 her in the twat. Scene four features Suzana & Alex fucking in the
bedroom in various positions. Making way to scene five with Adriana
wearing only pink fishnet stockings, then Leslie Taylor who rips
them open to access her sweet asshole. She sucks him off, and he
destroys her dirthole with his super shaft. Next, young Francesca
 is joined by “older” Bruno SX in a wild contrast of age sex sure
to turn on our older viewers who like the young muffins.
 As I get to the last three scenes of this terrific teen arrang-
ement I see the space is starting to get a little tight. Just like
the tight teen twats in this film. So I’ll cut it short by saying
“Legal Pink” is a must for forign teen fuck film lovers. So many
 titles, so little time. All are worth checking out.

XXXX – Feature Story
Adam & Eve – www.adamandeve.com
Staring: Bree Olson, Riley Evans, Sara Stone, Faye Reagan,
 Nicole Ray, Eric Swiss, Kris Slater, Tommy Gunn
 Adam & Eve brings us an awesome sequel to the 1980’s
Porn classic, “Debbie Duz Dishes” This time the lead role
is taken by Bre Olsen, who does a great job in reproducing the
“Debbie” icon.
 In the original, Debbie (Nina Hartley) is a newlywed housewife
who’s “ditzy” blonde personality, puts her in sexually compr-
imising positions throughout a day of housework. In the Sequel,
Debbie (Bree Olson) is a young college student who gets a new
house to share with her friends. Nina appears in a cameo role,
 introducing herself as a neighbor who used to live in the house,
and now believes it to be haunted. Updated scenerios from the
original are put into play, like the door to door vaccum cleaner
salesman (this time played by Evan Stone), the sex starved
moving men who get some action from Bree, and the lesbian plumber
Faye, in a hot scene with nicole Ray. In order to adjust the
story, Tommy Gunn plays an exocist who comes to release the evil
from the house, and the demons from under Sara Stone’s clothes.
In the final scene, Mike Horner (from the original film), makes
a cum-back in a scene with Bree showing he still has what it takes
to make a great porn flick.
 The best thing about this one, is the fact that you get a double
feature… …Yes, the 1980’s original, and the sequel. Watching
them both back to back, you’ll see what a great job they did on
the sequel.

XXX – Amateur / Gonzo
Shane’s World – www.shanesworld.com
Staring: Jesse, Layla, Rachael, Jennifer and Kelly
 Our exhaustive and unyielding search continues for the sexiest
 amateurs yet!  After combing malls, restaurants, bars, and bea-
ches, we struck gold with five very lovely ladies.  From Calif-
ornia to Florida, Jesse leads our bikini babes as they get down
 and dirty for the first time on camera. Our first stop brings
us downtown where Jesse and Drake grab a bite to eat, then they
take to the bathroom for some nasty public sex. After dinner,
the two go back to her place, where after a shower, Jesse fucks
Drake all over the apartment. In scene two, Leyla and Dino are
cruising around trying to find a good beach to get a public blow
 job. After which Leyla finishes the job, and then some, back at
Dino’s room for a good fuck session. Next, Brandon picks up
Jennifer at her appartment, then takes her for lunch. Afterwards
It’s back to the appartment for some afternoon delight. A lot of
great oral, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style fucking, ending in
 a creamy facial. Scene four features Rachael and James in Miami
having some fun around the hotel, then taking matters into the
room, where to two fuck on the sofa bed enough for him to unload
twice all over her body. In the final scene, we meet Party Girl
Kelly and Tim, who start their date at the costume shop. prep-
aring for some dress-up fun. Back at her place, she wastes no
time getting nakid and washing herself up in the bath tub, sucking
cock and playing with het snatch. It all ends up on her bed for
a creame pie finalle.

XXXX – Back-2-Back
Digital Sin – www.digitalsindvd.com
Staring: Ashlynn Brooke, Tori Black, Yurizan Beltran, Franziska
 Facella, Alyssa Reece, Jesse Capelli, and Mason Moore
 In this first of her series, Ashlynn Brooke directs her female
fetishes with good variation, and variety of female partners.
In the first scene, “good morning sleepy head”, Alyssa Reece is
woken by Ashlynn’s entrance into the bedroom. Talk of a foot
massage turns into Ashlynn’s mouth tonguing Alyssa’s toes. The
scene erupts from there. The following scenes derive from a visit
by Ashlynn to a psychiatrist’s office, as she confesses her rec-
ent need for fetish and taboo. including an encounter with
Yurizan Beltran, who secretly watches Ashlynn undress, then sedu-
ces her with her mouth and sex toys. Next confession is about the
 time she seduced her boss’s young daughter: Franziska Facella.
This is a very hot lesbian encounter as Franziska is the innocent
young girl in white, sexually manipulated by Ashlynn, in black.
Ashlynn’s final fantasy involves two tattooed women, Jesse
 Capelli and Mason Moore. This is the only sex scene in the movie
that does not involve Ashlynn, but is still red hot. Running
short on time, Ashlynn leaves her psychiatrist’s office, as to
not be late for her waiting lover Tori Black. After expressing her
 disapproval with Ashlynn’s tardiness, Tori moves to a sofa and
begins smoking cigarettes for the remainder of the scene.
 This is a great view into Ashlynn’s lesbian fetishes. Already
the second of this series is out, so I’m off to check out #2.

XXXX – Feature story
New Sensations – www.newsensations.com
Staring:  Ashlynn Brooke, Devon Lee, Johnny Castle, Victoria
Lawson, Mikey Butders, Tony De Sergio, Lyla Storm, Bill Bailey,
 Ralph Long, Briana Blair
  New Sensations proves that good porn can make an incredible
“date night” even with a girl of “moral fiber”.
 The Wedding Day is the second of New Sensations’ Romance ser-
ies, and is a great alternative to the super nasty gonzo porn
which dominates the market. Set up like a sexy porn soap opera,
 the acting and sensual sex scenes are better than you’ll find
on any of the networks. The basic plot is, Ashlynn Brooke’s wed-
ding day and the complications that arise when her husband’s
best man, who is also her ex-boyfriend, shows up to declare that
 he still loves her. Duing this situation, three other sub
stories emerge. As Jake’s Friend has sexual urges for his mother.
Then Peter and Alexis are given the opportunity to caress their
desires before the wedding is over and they have to return to
living with miles & miles in between them. Lastly, The groom’s
sister, Carolyn, can’t help but be overcome by loneliness, as
she feels abandoned by those that she loves most. But, when
Cooper declares his love for her, will she let him into her
heart? All is revealed in this romantic drama porn.
 This fil has all the components of a great watchable fuck flick
in which your girl will melt and give it up on the spot. Great
acting, storyline, and hot sex scenes make this another winner
from New Sensations.